>Madison: The router is probably in the basement where Bro can keep an eye on it. So first, head to the kitchen and prepare a delicious snack with a strong smell. Take said snack down to the basement, set it on an object, then find a place to hide. When the things down there go after the snack, run and find the router, but be ready to Strife.
...Jogging into the kitchen, you come face to face with what you would probably describe as the most delicious looking Steak you've ever seen. Gourmet Food, It's the perfect thing to use as bait for wild animal things! You cautiously open up the door leading to the basement again, and creep down the stairs...
... Setting down the plate, you scramble back into the light from the door. A pair of blood red eyes glint in the dark. Then another. Then five more. You turn away, and hear a large amount of screeching and scratching coming from the plate area. It's the perfect time to strike!
...Or, it would be, if one of the creatures hadn't lagged behind! You take out your basketball and prepare to STRIFE!
STRIFE ENGAGED:
MADDIE VS. 
>Kate:Move whip to Strife Specibus, Check webcomic
... You swiftly pop your whip into your Strife Specibus. Hm. Looks like there's a lot of options here. You contemplate the possibility of changing your Specibus if you find extra cards...
... You hop onto your computer, only to see that your webcomic has been taken down! Who would do such a thing!? God, the nerve of some people! And no sense of good literature either!
"Time to start...soon, first drinks."
Johnny:>Look for sugary drinks, also check strife specibus, if unset set to dancefightkind.
...Blindly searching for some kind of anti-nourishment, you bump into the end of the banister on the stairs, triggering a the fireplace in the living room to flip around. You enter cautiously, but realize it's less of a Mad Scientist secret room and more of a Party King secret room. There's a flat-screen TV, an XBox 1080, a mini-fridge, and what looks like...a High Def Sound System!? HELL YEAH!
...After taking in the sights, you finally adjust your Strife Specibus to fit your rad interests. You select DanceBattleKind, but currently you can only select Breakdance in the SubMenu.
((Are we limited to a single strife specibus? If so, just treat SHOTGUNKIND as his strife specibus.))
>James: Well, only one way to deal with this... Grab that baseball bat you have lying around and set it to your strife specibus. Then STRIFE! toget your computer back.
EDIT: Question answered.
...Which one? You have your Aluminum bat...and your Wooden one...
Ah, fuck it. You take both, keeping your [1] Aluminum one out. You quickly select BatKind, and turn to face your lizard. Time to STRIFE!
Intuition Roll:
James: 3
Lizard: 67
The Lizard leaps at you with amazing speed!
[5 Vs. 2-1] And latches onto your nose! DAMN THAT HURTS!
You try to whack it off!
[3 Vs. 2] You simply tap it with the end of your bat and it flies off, smacking into the glass of his cage! He shakes it off, and gets ready for another attack!
>Rodion: Oh dear, you seem to be getting popular. Attend to the strange people pestering you.
... Ugh. People. You almost forgot they existed. Wouldn't that be a relief. Anyway, you get back to replying.
Castor: >Use the spare charger you keep under your bed to turn it back on.
((so sorry about the delay))
... Nope. Not there. Maybe it's somewhere else in your room.
... Sure enough, after a few minutes of nook and cranny searching, you end up with a slowly charging computer and a smile on your face. Now to wait for the others to finish up. Wouldn't want to start until everyone's ready, would we?
Maddie Vs. THING WITH THE RED EYES (??/?? HP)
James Vs. Lizard (9/15 HP,
SPEEDY)
aC: um i have to go restart the router so i might be gone for a couple of minutes.
aC: be bcak as soon as i can.
LL:Ok
aC: i can't connect to you cause my router sucks.
aC: i have to go restart it.
aC: be back in a bit.
aD: go for it.
aD: not like i have any thing better to do.
aD: insomnia is a gharsh mistress and all that.
aD: no brains in hats to see tight now.
Ld: Hey Addd
Ld: dddo you know how this works?
Ld: The games installling for me now
Ld: but who am i connecting to again?
aD: how the hell am i supposed to know.
aD: ibarely knwo where i myself am at the moment.
aD: presumably mu eoom, but you never know.
aD: youre robby or something id i remember correctly,
aD: and i might not be one hunderd percent coreect here,
aD: but i think i am supposed to be tiunning your server or something.
aD: not entirely sure. could have dreamt that last part.
Name:Kate Farm.
Chumhandle: loveLashing
Fetch Modus: Ouija.
Sylladex Contents: None
Strife Specibus: WhipKind - Leather Whip
Strife Portfolio: WhipKind
Health: 100
Effects:
SBURB INSTALLEDName: Madison Turner
Chumhandle: athleticCactuar
Fetch Modus: Ouija
Sylladex Contents: None
Strife Specibus: BALLSKIND - Basketball
Strife Portfolio: BALLSKIND,
Health: 100
Abilities:
YOU GOT THE BEATEffects:
SBURB INSTALLEDName: Rodion Yefimovski
Chumhandle: arcticDreamer
Fetch Modus: Tech-Hop
Sylladex Contents: None
Strife Specibus: BLASTERKIND - Cherry-Flavoured Death Ray
Strife Portfolio: BLASTERKIND
Health: 100
Effects:
SBURB INSTALLEDName: Robby Calzone
Chumhandle: lataciousDancer
Fetch Modus: Monoploly
Sylladex Contents:
Sburb Discs - Park Place
Strife Specibus: DanceBattleKind - Breakdance
Strife Portfolio: DanceBattleKind
Health: 100
Name: James Cenaron
Chumhandle: brightDawn
Fetch Modus: Recipe
Sylladex Contents (SEE SPOILER)
Strife Specibus: Batkind - Aluminum Bat(Out), Wooden Bat
Strife Portfolio: Batkind
Health: 85/100
Recipe 1:
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Name: Castor Davrameshi
Chumhandle: sacrificialValedictorian
Fetch Modus: Miracle
Sylladex Contents: None
Strife Specibus: None
Strife Portfolio: None
Health: 90/100
Effects:
SBURB INSTALLEDPlease tell me if I missed something.
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Topic: Roll to Strife - A Homestuck RtD [Turn 9: Damn. It ain't Dead.] (Read 19913 times)