Look down at the dog warily, if it attacks, or if doesn't attack, call out "Shoopus mah whoopus!"
The dog looks at Luther nervously. He responds with a spell. Or three. [5+2;2+2,13;11+2,17] He summons a sickly salamander with vestigial wings and eight emaciated legs, and...something. It's an ant with a beak and brightly-colored antennae, coughing up the occasional little fish with a feathered shell. The latter looks at him like a well-trained dog.
set wand to previous setting say word
Vikus sets his wand to ô and casts the spell. [6+1] Nothing happens.
CHUG FLASK.
Examine wand closely. Set it down. Move it around. Poke it. Poke it again. Pick it up. Look at it. Ask it how it's day has been. Poke it again.
Flick the wand dial a few times, put it back where it was.
Point wand at non-dominant hand.
"Sandwich."
Step one: Chug the flask. This fails, as it seems to be full of smoke, which causes Dimi to choke. You think this was a bad idea.
Step two: Examine wand. Dimi's wand seems safe. It does not seem to be sentient.
Step three: Twist the dial. It twists, seeming to only want to stay at spots where the node on the band is lined up with a rune. He sets it back to Θ.
Step four: Pointing the wand at one's hand does not seem to do anything.
Well, centipede, would you like to join me on my quest to enslave those wretched humans?
Tentatively approach the centipede. If it attacks me, claw the creature while saying the same word I sent you last time.
The centipede makes a strange, guttural hiss as Laren approaches. It isn't unfriendly, but it seems to like personal space.
Grab Wand, say Word.
Are you sure your character is still alive? Because I pretty sure I remember Archmage Coolguy being incinerated.
Point at chest and PM it
[7+3,16-1] Clair summons a badger (nicely done!) with a beak, tentacles, and wings. It looks at her interestedly.
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What a nice menagerie. Wait, it's recording? Oops.
Ahem.
Nothing happens.-----
Oh, there's only six players. My bad.
Anyways...yeah, we're still recruiting.