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[Evilsx]

I really like the smell-o-vision; it's very cute.

^{Oh, I feel a swoon coming on. Someone call the guards, for this dashing dandy and his fanciful cape have stolen the very strength from my knees.}

Okay, now we absolutely must recruit this elf lady into our party. Reply back, "You're lucky I didn't find a matching vest to replace this padded armor, otherwise your legs would have instantly lost all structural integrity."

buraha.
+1 +2 +3
Best response.

I was going to complain...but wit is good. Wit without hubris would be better, but this is fine.

I gotta build the pyramid. I just gotta.

Here, let me help.

PYRAMID OF DOOM!!!

[Unholy_Pariah]

I really like the smell-o-vision; it's very cute.

^{Oh, I feel a swoon coming on. Someone call the guards, for this dashing dandy and his fanciful cape have stolen the very strength from my knees.}

Okay, now we absolutely must recruit this elf lady into our party. Reply back, "You're lucky I didn't find a matching vest to replace this padded armor, otherwise your legs would have instantly lost all structural integrity."

buraha.
+1 +2 +3
Best response.

I was going to complain...but wit is good. Wit without hubris would be better, but this is fine.

I gotta build the pyramid. I just gotta.

Here, let me help.

PYRAMID OF DOOM!!!

Palaver?

[kahn1234]

I really like the smell-o-vision; it's very cute.

^{Oh, I feel a swoon coming on. Someone call the guards, for this dashing dandy and his fanciful cape have stolen the very strength from my knees.}

Okay, now we absolutely must recruit this elf lady into our party. Reply back, "You're lucky I didn't find a matching vest to replace this padded armor, otherwise your legs would have instantly lost all structural integrity."

buraha.
+1 +2 +3
Best response.

I was going to complain...but wit is good. Wit without hubris would be better, but this is fine.

I gotta build the pyramid. I just gotta.

Here, let me help.

PYRAMID OF DOOM!!!

Palaver?

Walk

Like

An

Egyptian

Pyramid time!

[Siquo]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

[kahn1234]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

I agree that this will be funnier. my vote for this.

[Luke_Prowler]

C-C-C-Combo breaker! Edit: Beat by Siquo

Greet the fine lady with your most dashing flourish and and give a witting response in return (because I can't think of any q: ). But don't forget why you came here.

[Ultimuh]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

I agree that this will be funnier. my vote for this.

Might not get teh result we may want but.. it will do I suppose.

[Unholy_Pariah]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

I agree that this will be funnier. my vote for this.

Might not get teh result we may want but.. it will do I suppose.

Oh god we must do this

[SomeStupidGuy]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

I agree that this will be funnier. my vote for this.

Might not get teh result we may want but.. it will do I suppose.

Oh god we must do this

Yes. We have to be the flind of alliteration. Only then will we be able to befriend the word bird.

[Twi]

To Purple: "Pardon, miss Purple. Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic."

Combo breaker because this one is actually better (after typo fixes).

I agree that this will be funnier. my vote for this.

Might not get teh result we may want but.. it will do I suppose.

Oh god we must do this

Yes. We have to be the flind of alliteration. Only then will we be able to befriend the word bird.

Step one: Apply wit to lady.

[Solifuge]

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Admit that the hat does not work on you, and you should of gotten the normal cap.

Suddenly, self-doubt seizes your heart. What if this whole thing was a waste of money? What if this hat isn't stylish at all? What if everyone thinks you're dressed like a fool, and no one in town will take you seriously? Is buying this get-up going to leave you destitute and unloved, in a foreign land? Is this it? Is your adventure over forever, all because of one impulse-bought cape and befeathered cap?

Why did your imagination have to make you look so good when you wore them... why!?

the feather might be a little much... but dammit this hat is pimping, styling and just downright cool.

Show our dashing wit and duel the fair maiden(I think) in a battle of words

You let out a long breath, and reassure yourself that even if it's overkill, you still look dashing as hell. Covering your internal turmoil with an easygoing smile, you get to work on a stunningly witty retort.

Just got to play it cool. Like a cucumber.

Reply back, "You're lucky I didn't find a matching vest to replace this padded armor, otherwise your legs would have instantly lost all structural integrity."

Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic.

> PERFORM - COMEDY CHECK (UNTRAINED): CRITICAL FAILURE! (1+0)

<sup>I bet your legs couldn't find a vest.





...Palaver?




You might think you can just pick up some impressionable young lass with a new wardrobe, but you've still got work to do on your delivery. Significant work.</sup>


Cool as a cucumber in raging inferno.
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Huzzah for timely Critical Failures! We were overdue anyway.

Also, though I know they're fun, let's try to minimize the quote pyramids and +1 posts, and keep the thread readable. Our future selves will thank you for your foresight.

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[Siquo]

Yeah, before it turns into a thiiiiiiiiiiiiis-fest.

Apologise and introduce yourself. Acting normal and civil worked, so far.

[NRDL]

Yeah, before it turns into a thiiiiiiiiiiiiis-fest.

Apologise and introduce yourself. Acting normal and civil worked, so far.

Yes, we've deviated too far from our Flind's polite, sincere nature. 

[Solifuge]

I love how nice you guys are playing Maja. Especially considering how, before you started, you got into a bar fight that was apparently bad enough that you were thrown out of a pub, with concussion-induced short-term memory loss.

[Twi]

Yeah, before it turns into a thiiiiiiiiiiiiis-fest.

Apologise and introduce yourself. Acting normal and civil worked, so far.

Yes, we've deviated too far from our Flind's polite, sincere nature.

EMERGENCY WIT FAILURE

COMMENCE DAMAGE CONTROL PROCEDURES
Which is to say what NRDL said.