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»»»Admit that the hat does not work on you, and you should of gotten the normal cap.
Suddenly, self-doubt seizes your heart. What if this whole thing was a waste of money? What if this hat isn't stylish at all? What if everyone thinks you're dressed like a fool, and no one in town will take you seriously? Is buying this get-up going to leave you destitute and unloved, in a foreign land? Is this it? Is your adventure over forever, all because of one impulse-bought cape and befeathered cap?
Why did your imagination have to make you look so good when you wore them... why!?
the feather might be a little much... but dammit this hat is pimping, styling and just downright cool.
Show our dashing wit and duel the fair maiden(I think) in a battle of words
You let out a long breath, and reassure yourself that even if it's overkill, you still look dashing as hell. Covering your internal turmoil with an easygoing smile, you get to work on a stunningly witty retort.
Just got to play it cool. Like a cucumber.
Reply back, "You're lucky I didn't find a matching vest to replace this padded armor, otherwise your legs would have instantly lost all structural integrity."
Pardon my previous pauciloquy. Perchance, are you too pressured to pass provincial proficiency to this poor, perplexed person? I promise not to pain you with profound portents of palaver if you please proceed to pacify my panic.
> PERFORM - COMEDY CHECK (UNTRAINED):
CRITICAL FAILURE! (1+0)
I bet your legs couldn't find a vest. ...Palaver? You might think you can just pick up some impressionable young lass with a new wardrobe, but you've still got work to do on your delivery. Significant work.Cool as a cucumber in raging inferno.
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Huzzah for timely Critical Failures! We were overdue anyway.
Also, though I know they're fun, let's try to minimize the quote pyramids and +1 posts, and keep the thread readable. Our future selves will thank you for your foresight.