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Author Topic: Thirteen Colonies Game  (Read 20094 times)

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2013, 11:12:23 pm »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
I'm going to be non-violent as well. Except against the Indians of course. Manifest destiny and all that.
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2013, 11:54:00 pm »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
I'm going to be non-violent as well. Except against the Indians of course. Manifest destiny and all that.
I have the metal ores for making steel trousers.

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2013, 11:56:33 pm »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because I plan on creating an empire so big Genghis Khan will roll over in his grave and cry into his pillow. And the best part about the empire? You will aid me in its creation.
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2013, 12:00:03 am »

I'm planning on advancing technologically far beyond what is appropiate for the time period. Your flimsy wooden ships will be crushed by my steam powered dreadnoughts!

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2013, 12:02:46 am »

I'm planning on advancing technologically far beyond what is appropiate for the time period. Your flimsy wooden ships will be crushed by my steam powered dreadnoughts!
Let's see how well a dreadnought can move when it is blown the fuck up.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
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Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
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The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2013, 12:03:57 am »

I'm planning on advancing technologically far beyond what is appropiate for the time period. Your flimsy wooden ships will be crushed by my steam powered dreadnoughts!
Let's see how well a dreadnought can move when it is blown the fuck up.
How will you get explosives to my ship when yours are being pumelled by angry badgers heavy mortars?

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2013, 12:05:27 am »

Does anyone need timber?

... Nobody?

... Fine... *sits in the sad corner*
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2013, 12:07:22 am »

Does anyone need timber?

... Nobody?

... Fine... *sits in the sad corner*
Don't worry Corai! Your useless, pathetic, worthless timber means we won't ever invade you!

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2013, 12:08:14 am »

Does anyone need timber?

... Nobody?

... Fine... *sits in the sad corner*
Don't worry Corai! Your useless, pathetic, worthless timber means we won't ever invade you!

Yaaaaay.
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2013, 12:12:54 am »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
GreatWyrmGold, you are not odd. If you are, then I am as well. For I do not have any plans to commit myself or my citizens to needless bloodshed.
Then let us join in trade, peace, and prosperity. Sun Wine?
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2013, 12:15:11 am »

I'm planning on advancing technologically far beyond what is appropiate for the time period. Your flimsy wooden ships will be crushed by my steam powered dreadnoughts!
Let's see how well a dreadnought can move when it is blown the fuck up.
How will you get explosives to my ship when yours are being pumelled by angry badgers heavy mortars?
How will you have ships when they are taken out by my submarines (as in the vehicles, not scuba-diving marines. Though that might work...)?
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Quote from: Insanity X
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2013, 12:27:48 am »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
GreatWyrmGold, you are not odd. If you are, then I am as well. For I do not have any plans to commit myself or my citizens to needless bloodshed.
Then let us join in trade, peace, and prosperity. Sun Wine?

I'll have my woodcutters clear some land so a bar can be built. Then we can partake in trade, peace, prosperity and sun wine.
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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2013, 12:36:26 am »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
GreatWyrmGold, you are not odd. If you are, then I am as well. For I do not have any plans to commit myself or my citizens to needless bloodshed.
Then let us join in trade, peace, and prosperity. Sun Wine?

I'll have my woodcutters clear some land so a bar can be built. Then we can partake in trade, peace, prosperity and sun wine.
Sorry, all booze is to be donated to the Holy Empire of Proelia for the use in her most venerable machines of war.
Side note- Attention all military personnel. Drinking the Molotov Cocktails and using the gas tank of the vehicles as a winebox is punishable by demotion to Private or dishonorable discharge.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2013, 12:47:33 am »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
GreatWyrmGold, you are not odd. If you are, then I am as well. For I do not have any plans to commit myself or my citizens to needless bloodshed.
Then let us join in trade, peace, and prosperity. Sun Wine?

I'll have my woodcutters clear some land so a bar can be built. Then we can partake in trade, peace, prosperity and sun wine.
Sorry, all booze is to be donated to the Holy Empire of Proelia for the use in her most venerable machines of war.
Side note- Attention all military personnel. Drinking the Molotov Cocktails and using the gas tank of the vehicles as a winebox is punishable by demotion to Private or dishonorable discharge.
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY MACHINE OIL!

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Re: Thirteen Colonies Game
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2013, 12:51:39 am »

Why is everyone trying to make sure they'll have uber-militaries?
Because Bay12Games. Or to rise up in revolution. One or the other (probably the former though).
Well, I'm just going to be not-violent. The odd one out, as always.
GreatWyrmGold, you are not odd. If you are, then I am as well. For I do not have any plans to commit myself or my citizens to needless bloodshed.
Then let us join in trade, peace, and prosperity. Sun Wine?

I'll have my woodcutters clear some land so a bar can be built. Then we can partake in trade, peace, prosperity and sun wine.
Sorry, all booze is to be donated to the Holy Empire of Proelia for the use in her most venerable machines of war.
Side note- Attention all military personnel. Drinking the Molotov Cocktails and using the gas tank of the vehicles as a winebox is punishable by demotion to Private or dishonorable discharge.
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY MACHINE OIL!

Comrades! Brothers! Allies! Let us stop this fighting! We have yet to even begin and we already turn against one another? The savages will trample us, the Spanish will slaughter us, and the French will paint us like their women! We must work together!

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