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[Scelly9]

Head to a garden supply store, buy stump killer and ammonium nitrate fertilizer.

[borno]

((Do you want me to change your skills scapheap?))

Turn 2:

Sam Verse:
You have already finished your form, so instead you look for a nearby gunstore. [1] Since you live out in the country (The government wanted you away from other people just in case the drugs in your body activate and turn you into a super-murderer), there are no gunstores in your immediate vicinity. In fact, the nearest one is actually a few hours away, and in a district known for criminal activities. Proceed?

Spoiler: Sam Verse (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Techniques and Guns, -1 to Endurance.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (ID {Sam Verse, 25}, Credit Card, Coupons), some gum]

Troglodyte:
You go to the nearest fast food restaurant and order a burger for 2$. [4] You connect to the free wifi and send your form. Then you check your email. [3] It takes a while to connect, but eventually you find one email directed to you.
[4]

To Troglodyte,
Greetings. We understand you are a new hitman, who has recently passed your graduation exam?
If so, great. If not, please discard this message and do not read further.
We need a certain man dead, by the name of John Mitcamm. He has angered us in the past, so now he will pay with his life. If you get the job done, we will reward you with 1000$.
If not, then no payment will be received.
Do you accept?

From the Earnstom Brothers.

Do you reply?

Spoiler: Troglodyte (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strength and Intimidation, -1 to Speed.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (Fake ID {Phillip Johnson, 30}, Credit card, coupons, 500$) Gum]
Arm [Laptop]

Gurk:
You already had! But you try again anyway, just in case you missed anything. [3] You find a soda on one of the bodies. Yay? Anyway, you go and try to sell it. [3] You get 10$ from a passing stranger for it. Yay!

Spoiler: Gurk: (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strangling and Surviving, -1 to Intereacting.
Inventory:
Jeans, Biker Jacket [Multiple Wallets (Numerous IDs {Most of them don't look like you, except yours}, 1010$ total, Various coupons, Various Credit Cards {None are yours though})]

Skull:
You [5] realise that there's a garden sale going on and go there instead. You then [2+1] Buy half a ton of ammonium nitrate fertiliser for 300$. That should hopefully last you a while. You also get ten cans of stump remover for 80$. There, you've finished your buying spree. "And so, it was time to go back home."

Spoiler: Skull (click to show/hide)

[Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Knives and Bombs, -1 to Stealth.
Inventory:
Trenchcoat [Wallet (False ID {Rick Gormand, Age 27}, Credit card, various coupons, 100$)]
Fedora [Candy Corn]

[Scelly9]

Also grab charcoal, and sulphur while I'm there, as well as some diesel.

[Unholy_Pariah]

i accept, request information on the target.

[scapheap]

If I have a car, yes, if not buy a set of kitchen knifes from local store.

[Xantalos]

Go find someplace I can get Internet access, and check my email, gurknotmurk@gmail.com.

[borno]

((By the way, all players start with 1000$.))

Turn 3:

Skull:
[6] You buy 95 kg of charcoal for 100$, 50 grams of sulphur for another 100$, and buy 10 litres of diesel for 13.50$. After that, you have only 417.50$ left in you bank account. You decide that that's way too much, and cash in. The total is deduced by a whopping 50(!)$, bringing your account back up to 467.50$. The store manager isn't happy, though.
"What do you think you're doing, mate?! Try'na put me out of business? Well ya gonna have to get through me first to get to me job!"
How do you react?

Spoiler: Skull: (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Knives and Bombs, -1 to Stealth.
Inventory:
Trenchcoat [Wallet (False ID {Rick Gormand, Age 27}, Credit card, {Balance 467.50$)]
Fedora [Candy Corn]

Troglodyte:
You send an email back saying you accept, and asking for more details. It takes a while, but eventually they email back.
[2]

To Troglodyte,
We are afraid that we would if we could, but we are currently... Occupied right now.
Besides, we want to see if you are capable of handling missions on your own. We have another task in store for you if you succeed, and we need to see if you are capable handling yourself first.

Yours sincerely, The Earnstom Brothers.

Spoiler: Troglodyte: (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strength and Intimidation, -1 to Speed.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (Fake ID {Phillip Johnson, 30}, Credit card{1000$ Balance}, coupons, 500$) Gum]
Arm [Laptop]

Sam Verse:
You do have a car, so you drive to the gunstore.
[2]
You pull over at a restaurant in the city, realising that you're pretty hungry from the trip.

Spoiler: Sam Verse (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Techniques and Guns, -1 to Endurance.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (ID {Sam Verse, 25}, Credit Card {1000$ Balance}, Coupons), some gum]

Gurk:
[5] You go to 'FAST AND FREE INTERNETZ R US!!! !11!!!!MRQ'
Surprisingly, they actually do have really fast Internet, and you connect in a matter of seconds.
[2] Sadly, you don't have any new emails pertaining to your new work. Unsurprising, since you only sent your form in minutes ago.

Spoiler: Gurk (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strangling and Surviving, -1 to Intereacting.
Inventory:
Jeans, Biker Jacket [Multiple Wallets (Numerous IDs {Most of them don't look like you, except yours}, 1010$ total, Various coupons, Various Credit Cards {None are yours though})]

[Scelly9]

Spread my arms. Say in a southern drawl "Naw, man, just gettin ready for another day on the farm. Don't worry bout yer business, ill be back again to buy some more stuff." Walk out. Keep walking.

[Unholy_Pariah]

google my target, cross reference matches with any information i can find on my employers

Wouldnt do to kill the wrong person on my first job now would it?

[Xantalos]

Wander around trying to find a knife shop.

[scapheap]

Buy a full english breakfast, eat, carry on driving.

[borno]

Turn 5:

Skull:
[4] He seems to catch himself, and apologises for his outburst with a nervous smile. You walk out, and keep on walking.

Spoiler: Skull (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Knives and Bombs, -1 to Stealth.
Inventory:
Trenchcoat [Wallet (False ID {Rick Gormand, Age 27}, Credit card, {Balance 467.50$)]
Fedora [Candy Corn]

Troglodyte:
[1] For some reason, you can't find anything. It's as if he was wiped off the internet completely. Hmm... Someone sees what you're searching, and gives you a quizzical look.

Spoiler: Troglodyte: (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strength and Intimidation, -1 to Speed.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (Fake ID {Phillip Johnson, 30}, Credit card{1000$ Balance}, coupons, 500$) Gum]
Arm [Laptop]

Gurk:
[4] You find a knife store nearby. [5] They're having a super sale, all knives are half price, and you get one 10$< knife free! You do some browsing, and this is what you find.

The Teddy Massacre: 1$
The Butter Murderer: 5$
The Portable Knife: 10$
The Pocket Knife: 15$
The Switchy: 20$
The Real Deal: 25$
The Mini-Knife Scythe: 30$
The Dual Hual: 35$
The Ritual Knife: 40$
The Silver Knife: 45$
The Golden Knife: 50$
The Platinum Knife: 55$
The Ebony Knife: 60$
The unHoly Knife: 100$
The Holy Knife: 200$
The Penultimate Knife: 500$
The Ultimate Knife: 1000$
The Rocket Knife: 5000$

Spoiler: Gurk (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Strangling and Surviving, -1 to Intereacting.
Inventory:
Jeans, Biker Jacket [Multiple Wallets (Numerous IDs {Most of them don't look like you, except yours}, 1010$ total, Various coupons, Various Credit Cards {None are yours though})]

Sam Verse:
[4] You buy a full English breakfast for 30$. You eat it, and bring some leftovers with you. [1] You start driving, before someone jumps into the car with you! He points a gun at your head.
"To the casino, now!"
What do you do?

Spoiler: Sam Verse (click to show/hide)

Status: Fine.
Skills: +1 to Techniques and Guns, -1 to Endurance.
Inventory:
Track suit pants [Wallet (ID {Sam Verse, 25}, Credit Card {1000$ Balance}, Coupons), some gum]

[Xantalos]

Daaaaaaamn. I'll take a free Butter Murderer and one Holy Knife.

[scapheap]

Ask "which one, there like six. Also ask nicely."

[Unholy_Pariah]

find payphone,tear out phonebook page with his name on it, borrow a car