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[Sprin]

Tis called zalgotext and is a perfectly natural part of the internet. No need to panic.

Wrre do I get this mysticle text?

[Karnewarrior]

Tis called zalgotext and is a perfectly natural part of the internet. No need to panic.

Wrre do I get this mysticle text?

Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.

Oh god where has this game gone?

[LordSlowpoke]

Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.

Oh god where has this game gone?

exactly where i wanted it

GET THE MATCHES

[Origami_Psycho]

Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.

Oh god where has this game gone?

exactly where i wanted it

GET THE MATCHES

The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!

Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?

[Gentlefish]

The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!

Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?

I think it's the third.

[Sprin]

The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!

Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?

I think it's the third.

Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.

[Karnewarrior]

The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!

Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?

I think it's the third.

Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.

As god, I can assure you that burning Kenji will only solve one very small problem.

And might make a much bigger problem rear its head. Largely in the form of someone a step higher than the SUICIDE MAN on the ladder of power.

I don't really want him to be mucking about in this 'Verse so please keep your matches to yourself until I give the go ahead.

[LordSlowpoke]

The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!

Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?

I think it's the third.

Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.

As god, I can assure you that burning Kenji will only solve one very small problem.

And might make a much bigger problem rear its head. Largely in the form of someone a step higher than the SUICIDE MAN on the ladder of power.

I don't really want him to be mucking about in this 'Verse so please keep your matches to yourself until I give the go ahead.

let's burn enough people to invoke all the heads all the way to karnewarrior himself and make him fix everything

it's foolproof

[Tsuchigumo550]

Karne, you both made us not want to burn Kenji at the stake for reasons of preserving the plot...

and then made us REALLY want to do it when we learned there was a boss rush. Despite the fact we haven't done ANYTHING in preventing our own problems, and are probably headed straight at a bad end with LASER GUIDED accuracy.

[Gentlefish]

Best end with LASER GUIDED accuracy.

FTFW

[Origami_Psycho]

This is totally gonna end up like full life consequences.

I say we purchase some more pyromania related paraphernalia.  Flares, lighters, lighter fluid, guncotton, kerosene, supplies to make a flamethrower, a salamander, a mechanical hound...

let's burn enough people to invoke all the heads all the way to karnewarrior himself and make him fix everything

it's foolproof

Basically this.

EDIT: Also some styrofoam and gasoline, so we can make napalm.

[Sprin]

Let's not burn everyone we see tell all this ends.
I don't know about the rest of you BUT I don't want a bad end which Karen has threaten way too many times.
We should devote our time to figure this out for a good end.

[Origami_Psycho]

Let's not burn everyone we see tell all this ends.
I don't know about the rest of you BUT I don't want a bad end which Karen has threaten way too many times.
We should devote our time to figure this out for a good end.

But if we kill all the baddies up the ladder we become the greatest badass in the multiverse.  And nobody can threaten us anymore.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I'm suspecting that we don't have the power to win, though.

[Gentlefish]

We have the power. We don't need a voice to speak out, at least metaphorically, do we? We can take down the suicide man.

Why do we still have our rabbit? We were told to ditch it. It's toxic. It belonged to the girl who killed herself. If we burn something, we should burn that.