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[Blade Master Model 42]

>Be Marcus

You are now Marcus. One of your friends handed you a passkey to a new game, but the server apparently isn't up yet, so you aren't gonna fuck around with that shit.

>School some sad, hatless motherfuckers.

You already did that today! Your skills have been proven to everyone on that server. Also, your lineage was called into question, and a large number of people informed you that they knew your mother intimately. Apparently, she really gets around.

Whoever she is.

[Dermonster]

>Be Drake

You are briefly Drake Sandson. You are in your room, a short time away from testing a game several distant aquaintances have pressured you into playing. For right now, you are increadibly bored.

>Go fight a kangaroo

What? Fuck no! Kangaroos are badass in the field of combat. The first and only time you tried you got sent back a good 20 feet.

Your grandfather was so dissapointed you didn't even get to eat any of it after he had wrestled the thing straight into a fire. It should be noted that the only thing the fire did to the man was give him a nice shave. His magnificent beard was untouched.

It is currently Very late at night. You assume that your associates are just waking up or having lunch at this point, what with the time zones. Lucky bastards.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Marcus: Be pestered by one of your chick friends.

Spoiler: pesterlog (click to show/hide)

[02:31] -- naughtyAngel [NA] began pestering withdrawnRuler [WR] at 14:31 --
[02:31] NA: hi
[02:31] WR: Oh hey.
[02:32] NA: so would you like to play a card game with me i just kinda thought after robots blowing up on me all day maybe i could use one to play with you if you have the time
[02:33] WR: Why the hell are your robots blowing up?
[02:33] WR: Have you been neglecting critical maintenance?
[02:33] WR: Also, what kind of card game.
[02:33] NA: i ve had a wining streak lately
[02:33] NA: mm idk what ever besides strip poker of corse
[02:34] WR: Yeah sure.
[02:34] WR: Hang on, gotta send out the staff sos they don't peep my hot bod
[02:35] NA: oh ok
[02:35] NA: ah brb robot mess agen ahhh
[02:35] WR: Oh wait, misread, you said NOT strip poker.
[02:41] NA: thats correct
[02:41] WR: That's a damn shame.
[02:41] NA: and the robots were just playing nija
[02:42] NA: like mine looks good in oil ha
[02:42] WR: I don't follow.
[02:43] NA: what do you mean you dont follow
[02:43] NA: what part?
[02:43] WR: Both the ninja, and the oil covered stuff.
[02:44] NA: ok i was watching anouther of my nija moveis last night and i guess i ledt  a few of the robots on and they were takeing  it in like a update so i activeated a few to see witch one i could play on and two of hem started reanacting the nija movie
[02:45] WR: That's weird. Did either of them commit sudoku?
[02:45] NA: and the covered in oil ya well thats what happens here when robos explode i get covered in it
[02:45] WR: No wait, that's samurai.
[02:45] NA: na thats the samari move from last week
[02:46] WR: You might want to change their OS from MonkeyCMonkeyDo 98
[02:47] NA: but its so  much easyer to train them to play cards this way
[02:48] WR: And they re-enact kung-fu movies like impressionable five year olds and cover you in spent oil like a automobile bukkake.
[02:48] WR: It'll come back to bite you.
[02:51] NA: but they only do that with eatch outher they know butter than to fight me
[02:51] NA: better
[02:51] NA: not butter
[02:51] WR: Yeah.
[02:51] WR: Until they get hit by lightning or something.
[02:51] WR: Don't you watch any shitty movies?
[02:51] WR: Lightning can animate toasters, what'll happen if it hits your robots?
[02:52] NA: i try not to
[02:52] WR: Well, since you don't know
[02:52] NA: they start throwing cards like ninja stars i guess
[02:52] WR: You will be assailed by sentient robots who only seek to destroy their creator.
[02:53] NA: this is why i dont watch this kinda moveis
[02:53] WR: In all seriousness, you should fix your bots
[02:53] NA: what os do you sugest i switch to ?
[02:55] WR: If you don't mind them being retarded, you could run what my servants run.
[02:56] NA: na i tlike them capibale
[02:57] NA: got a better os than that
[02:57] WR: I can't help but think this is going to all end in tears.
[02:57] NA: dont hold out on me i know youve got the lateist
[02:58] NA: i guess i ll talk to you later and see if i can get these guys tickered better maybe not to fight eatch outher
[02:59] WR: Alright, that's cool. Also, I have access to a game we might play. We'll see how that goes.
[02:59] WR: Anyway, I'm out.
[02:59] -- withdrawnRuler [WR] ceased pestering naughtyAngel [NA] at 14:59 --

[05:13] -- naughtyAngel [NA] began pestering withdrawnRuler [WR] at 17:13 --
[05:18] NA: hay so i think i am gonna run play with us os
[05:18] NA: it seams not to have alot of bugs
[05:18] WR: Come again?
[05:19] NA: play with us os
[05:19] WR: I have no idea what that is, but whatever
[05:19] NA: its a card playing os used at casinos most times
[05:20] WR: Huh. Never been to a casino.
[05:21] NA: read it online
[05:22] WR: Eh, I have better things to do.
[05:22] NA: ya you would
[05:22] WR: routineMechanic ever get ahold of you?
[05:22] NA: na havent talked to her in a while
[05:23] WR: Well, she gave me a game pass. Apparently it's supposed to be some new game in the testing phase.
[05:24] NA: oh that sounds like fun but maybe i should get the robos working a bit better before i try it
[05:24] WR: Just don't run it on your robot, and it'll be fine.
[05:25] NA: ya but i always use the parts for computers anyway it might help
[05:25] NA: gtg for now :8
[05:25] NA: :*
[05:25] -- naughtyAngel [NA] ceased pestering withdrawnRuler [WR] at 17:25 --

>Marcus: Hassle one of your friends who isn't a chick.

Spoiler: pesterlog (click to show/hide)

[09:56] -- chairmanoftheBoard [CB] began pestering withdrawnRuler [WR] at 21:56 --
[09:57] CB: hi
[09:57] WR: What's up?
[09:57] CB: not much when you goingto bed
[09:58] WR: What kind of question is that?
[09:59] CB: um sorry that was not ment for you do you know when sburb is comeing
[09:59] WR: Tomorrow or something.
[10:00] WR: Who are you trying to lure to sleep?
[10:00] WR: Is she hot?
[10:01] CB: um i don't think i shoud talk about it
[10:01] WR: Oh.
[10:01] WR: So it's a guy?
[10:01] WR: Or are you cheating on someone?
[10:01] WR: Oh my god, you are sleeping with a married woman.
[10:01] CB: oh my god
[10:02] -- chairmanoftheBoard [CB] ceased pestering withdrawnRuler [WR] at 22:02 --