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Master death

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New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« on: January 27, 2013, 09:12:38 pm »

Hey I think I found a new use for the cat and dogsplosions; 


Note: if your offended by this idea, what the hell are you doing playing this game?!
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 09:31:54 pm »

Using puppies and kittens as shark and alligator bait?Really?That is just the MOST AMAZING IDEA EVER.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 09:40:27 pm »

eeh, we've been using the little vermin as bait for goblins for long enough.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 09:41:27 pm »

Using cats as Goblin bait is better. You build a cattery area to one side of the entryway, so that it's out of sight until the goblins get level with it, and a network of traps & tunnels behind it.

Goblins arrive, walk into the entryway, chase cat, get gibbed/caged.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 09:49:03 pm »

In game, fine, whatever, it's pixels.

IRL...well, I won't derail the thread.    But since this is DF, I'd say it's better taken a step further and use the hunters themselves as bait. 
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 02:34:27 am »

And prey tell how you would do that?

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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 07:18:15 am »

And prey tell how you would do that?
They're practically bait already, hanging around outside the walls all the time. Now, making them run towards the traps, there's the trouble...

Also...pun intended?
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 08:16:00 am »

In game, fine, whatever, it's pixels.

IRL...well, I won't derail the thread.    But since this is DF, I'd say it's better taken a step further and use the hunters themselves as bait.
I will derail the thread by saying, IRL I am completely against this.  I love my pets and can't imagine people doing this to them.

In the game: I wonder if I can work this into my ocean embark to catch some sea life finally...
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 09:24:02 am »

In game, fine, whatever, it's pixels.

IRL...well, I won't derail the thread.    But since this is DF, I'd say it's better taken a step further and use the hunters themselves as bait.
I will derail the thread by saying, IRL I am completely against this.  I love my pets and can't imagine people doing this to them.

In the game: I wonder if I can work this into my ocean embark to catch some sea life finally...

Yes, sort of:  someone came up with a great idea for this.  A windowed cubby hole at the mouth of a tunnel with a war animal in it.  Sea creatures swim past the window, spot the war animal through the window, and swim into the tunnel to escape.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 01:04:54 pm »

Hey I think I found a new use for the cat and dogsplosions; 


Note: if your offended by this idea, what the hell are you doing playing this game?!

I am offended by the idea. The reason why I play this game is because it's not real, it's nothing more than programming.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 01:07:42 pm »

But, [gasp] what if I get the urge to do this IRL?  At the risk of derailing, I put forth that something has to be bait.


Stop assigning anthropomorphic qualities to animals.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 01:19:52 pm »

But, [gasp] what if I get the urge to do this IRL?  At the risk of derailing, I put forth that something has to be bait.


Stop assigning anthropomorphic qualities to animals.


Quit trying to dictate other people's personal lives and belittle your own biologically ingrained instinctual ability to form bonds.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 01:20:35 pm »

how'd this double post thingy happen?  There was only one post here for like, eight hours and then it duplicated or something.   Even I'm not a big enough tool to quote myself in a double post.  :|
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 01:28:14 pm »

Yikes, dude, quit yelling.  Also don't provide me with fuel for my position.
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Re: New Use for puppy and catsplosions
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 01:30:40 pm »

Yikes, dude, quit yelling.  Also don't provide me with fuel for my position.

It wasn't yelling, it was irony!  You used very tiny text, I used very large text, etc.

Seriously though.  If I need to remind you that you're not really a dwarf irl...
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