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[Remuthra]

>Run Take Over The World Program.

[CyberUrist]

You come up with a brilliant plan.

Code: [Select]

>ls
compilers(dir)
data(dir)
manual.dat
OK
>cd compilers
compilers>ls
~ath
C++
lua
C
java
compilers>ed endworld.dat
--import universe U
--import author KADBHAWHEJBA
--
--~ATH(U) {
--
--  ~ATH(KADBHAWHEJBA) {
--  }  EXECUTE(RETURN);
--
--} EXECUTE(NULL);
--
--THIS.DIE();
--;;
FILE SAVED AS:endworld.dat
OK
compilers>~ath -c /endworld.dat /endworld.~ath
COMPILING 1200 KB LEFT... DONE
OK
compilers>exec endworld.~ath
OK

While trying to put in your name, you had a momentary epileptic seizure and started banging the keyboard. You don't know why. The children are crying now.

Your plan is ready, and set. Now what?

[Remuthra]

Press Enter.

[Freshmaniscoolman]

Teleport to Remuthra
Stop him for pressing Enter

[Remuthra]

Activate antisuperhero trap.
Begin Monologue.

[CyberUrist]

You already got arms activated your program, numbnuts!

[Remuthra]

DEPLOY!

[CyberUrist]

DEPLOY!

[CyberUrist]

DEPLOY!

No really, what do you mean? I can't have you do an action if I don't understand it. _{also bump}

[Remuthra]

DEPLOY!

No really, what do you mean? I can't have you do an action if I don't understand it. _{also bump}

Let me put it this way.
DEPLOY! (at many places in these videos)

[CyberUrist]

ACT 3

Something stirs underneath your bedsheets. The children are  now.

A stranger stands by an old, rusted, computer. He brings out his tome: YE NECRONOMICON. He begins reading.

BAY12 FTAGHN. BAY12 FTAGHN NO MORE. RISE.

You are disoriented. You are also a waffle. You are floating in front of John, after inspecting the sliver of sanity in his mind. It all becomes clear, and an image; no, a video, a memory, appears in your mind:

A father of three and his children are standing at the top of the stairs.
The father takes one step, and trips.
The father is falling.
The children are crying.
The children are at a grave.
The children are crying for the loss of their father.
One of the children is named John.


You understand now. You seek the Flour King, as he is obviously the one who made this happen! It was him!

But, where shall you search for him?

((Necro, because this is now on the forum games list. That makes me feel warm and special.))

[Remuthra]

Bay12 can not answer. Bay12 is FTAGN.

[flame99]

Go back to the store and buy "Return to Crazy Land". Use "Find the Flour" to locate the flour king, then slay him with the all-mighty flaming wallpaper sword!

[Remuthra]

Go back to the store and buy "Return to Crazy Land". Use "Find the Flour" to locate the flour king, then slay him with the all-mighty flaming wallpaper sword!

+1.

[Xantalos]

Something potato BEETUS.