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Xantalos

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #150 on: February 11, 2013, 07:35:04 pm »
Flying uppercut to the vowels!
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #151 on: February 11, 2013, 07:48:33 pm »
Your hands are contorted. You ask for a hamburger, and you receive one. You sweat as you try to lift it to your lips. You can not feel it. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun the children are crying now a father of three falls down the stairs

Your mother no longer exists. You say goodbye and find a monster to fight.

You encounter a dog!

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2 at
1 df
3 hp

How do you fight the dog?
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #152 on: February 11, 2013, 08:19:27 pm »
Grab the 3 and whack it in the head with it.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #153 on: February 11, 2013, 09:06:01 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You beat the dog savagely.

I honestly have no idea what to do next, what do you think?
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #154 on: February 11, 2013, 09:32:41 pm »
Go to IdeaMart, buy new ideas.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #155 on: February 11, 2013, 10:18:27 pm »
You go to the IPTO, the Intellectual Property Trading Organisation, otherwise known as IdeaMart. It's a busy marketplace, bustling with people trading ideas and concepts.

You see two on sale that catch your eye: 'Plot Spoilers' and 'Return to Crazy Land'. You are reluctant to buy, though.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #156 on: February 11, 2013, 10:29:05 pm »
Purchase Plot Spoilers.
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #157 on: February 11, 2013, 10:51:35 pm »
Purchase masterwork engraving of a piece of cheese.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2013, 12:08:33 am »
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #159 on: February 12, 2013, 04:38:05 pm »
You buy the Plot Spoilers. You gain a massive headache and begin to hear a voice. It sounds like a radio with a bad reception. The children are crying now.

john...father...children...trauma...crazy...listen...sane...cuil...one flour...two kumquats...three open door...bonus sane...

The reception seems to get better.

'...lright! Let's play a game... How smart are the Bay12ers!? Listen up, contestants, you have to guess the plot, using the following transmission!' It plays the sequence again. Then it loops. You decide to keep it silent. Your headache goes away, and now you have the Plot Spoilers. Woopdidoo.

What now?
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #160 on: February 12, 2013, 04:43:33 pm »
We must go to the Almighty Keyboard of Metagame Input!
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #161 on: February 12, 2013, 04:47:03 pm »
Quote from: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 04:38:05 pm
john...father...children...trauma...crazy...listen...sane...cuil...one flour...two kumquats...three open door...bonus sane...

OF COURSE! get kumquats! kumquats are always the answer!  ;D
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« Reply #162 on: February 12, 2013, 04:49:31 pm »
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john...father...children...trauma...crazy...listen...sane...cuil...one flour...two kumquats...three open door...bonus sane...
-Enter 123. That is the plot.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2013, 04:51:55 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 04:43:33 pm
We must go to the Almighty Keyboard of Metagame Input!
Away!!!

You reach the Almighty Keyboard of Metagame Input.
It looks like this.


Quote from: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 04:49:31 pm
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john...father...children...trauma...crazy...listen...sane...cuil...one flour...two kumquats...three open door...bonus sane...
-Enter 123. That is the plot.
You enter 123.

*BEEP*

Incorrect. In so many ways. Perhaps it is a list?
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2013, 05:07:07 pm »
get a bag of flour and two kumquats,some preacher dude named Father John, a couple of traumatized orphans, mix them together, put it in a pie shell, throw it at a door yelling "CULI!!".

profit!?
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