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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #135 on: February 10, 2013, 10:40:58 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 10:23:13 pm
We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

You recall some of the surgery.

"Why are we speaking German?" A mime cries softly as he cradles a small GeneScroll.

Clowns. Clowns everywhere. THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING NOW Your disapproval rings through the room, and you are singing the song that begins the universe.

Soon you recover, and you are able to walk around and basically do normal things. You return home.

Your mouth is overflowing with quarters. The hamburger disapproves, and leaves you for another woman. A nickle shifts uneasily under the bun. (You are a boy btw.)

You see a store on the way home. It advertises three GeneScrolls. The children are crying now. "Slow time down with ActFast! See details with Analyze! LIFT SMALL CHILDREN WITH MEGASTRENGTH!"

Your mouth overflows with quarters. Will you get one? If so, which? As well, they sell GenePens.
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #136 on: February 10, 2013, 10:44:14 pm »
Buy a small potted topiary for your kitchen table.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #137 on: February 10, 2013, 10:53:13 pm »
NO U HAEVZ TO GET 1!![/railroading]

Really. One scroll and a pen.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #138 on: February 10, 2013, 10:55:47 pm »
Buy the GeneScroll they're keeping in the back room. The one that lets you fire small potted topiaries from your hands like Spiderman
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #139 on: February 10, 2013, 11:13:15 pm »
You walk into the store. An able-bodied man is singing as he watches you. You ask if they have any backroom stock. The man winks repeatedly. He is a father of three. "Yes. Don't tell anyone, even yourself and the small pizza." The pizza has a coy smirk.

He leads you to the room the goats are kept in. Their incessant meowing dismays you. He picks up a GeneScroll, a clear cylinder with a metal top and bottom and a cyan-colored fluid inside. It has a port to transfer the material. It is plainly marked,

PSIONIC - EXPERIMENTAL
REV. 3.3

He explains to you that it unlocks psionic potential in people. The children weep blood as their father falls down the stairs, screaming. Do you accept this offer? He also says you must buy a pen and an advertised scroll for posterior. He means posterity.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2013, 11:14:53 pm »
Yes, buy ActFast and a GeneFountainPen. With purple GeneInk.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2013, 11:24:58 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 11:14:53 pm
Yes, buy ActFast and a GeneFountainPen. With purple GeneInk.

You insert green paper with crayon doodles on it into the machine. It sobs lightly. You do not notice. You buy ActFast and a pen. GeneInk (the actual nucleotides pieced together by the pen) comes with it, enough to supply 15 modifications.

You return home, and apply the ActFast. You press a button on the scroll, and a tube comes out. You link it into the implant on your arm, and you feel the effects as the data spreads through your cells like a beneficial virus. The ticks from your clock delay. Now what? You could use your GenePen and experiment, or do something else.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #142 on: February 10, 2013, 11:26:46 pm »
Implant topiary powers.
Give yourself a centerpiece.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #143 on: February 11, 2013, 04:11:51 pm »
You decide that it would be cool to have plant-growing powers. Using the pen, you eventually succeed and get the PlantGrow scroll. You inject it into yourself. You feel it working, and you decide to experiment. You grab a pot, fill it with soil, and will a small sprout into existence. Topiary get! You see a small bear. The boy giggles as he eats.

Greg watches.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #144 on: February 11, 2013, 04:21:58 pm »
Where are you, other posters?
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #145 on: February 11, 2013, 06:05:23 pm »
Eat Spout!
Eat dirt!
Eat boy!
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #146 on: February 11, 2013, 06:30:01 pm »
The ground gives you an expectant look. You ask it for a hamburger. The world is in sepia. A father of three falls down the stairs. The ground swallows your leg. The pig is burning. The pig is squealing.

You feel a sudden urge to make like the Majora's Mask moon and CONSUME... CONSUME EVERYTHING. You eat the spout and dirt. You feel a tinge of regret as you realize you could have dissolved the biomass into ink with your pen. It works backwards, you know.

What boy?



THE CHILDREN ARE CRYI
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #147 on: February 11, 2013, 06:44:04 pm »
''Damn, ran out of ink to write the -ng.''
Recycle the spare bedroom to get more ink.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #148 on: February 11, 2013, 07:26:23 pm »
Mom is home. SHE SEES YOU She asks about your day at school. How do you respond?
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #149 on: February 11, 2013, 07:29:23 pm »
"Circle"
"Circle, 49.628BXE, Dichitomy"
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