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Remuthra

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Re: You are a Crazy Person!
« Reply #105 on: February 06, 2013, 08:42:16 pm »
How many bones did the crazy montage heal?
Or do we need another one?
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CyberUrist

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Re: You are a Crazy Person!
« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2013, 08:54:08 pm »
Oh yes, I forgot.

Hearing the wonderful music, and a baby crying miles away, you undergo a startling transformation.

You become... my god. YOU BECOME...

A MOTHERF*CKING GLOWING GOD HOBO.

*Earthbound stat up sounds*
Bones healed!
Psionics level 99!
Power realized: Creation!
Power realized: Godhood!
Power realized: Crazy Switch!
Power realized: FIND THE FLOUR!

BEHOLD, GREG! GOD OF MADNESS! Your form is that of a true GOD. Kumquats orbit you, and glow when you speak. An aura comparable to this one surrounds you. What will you do with your GODHOOD?

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Aerie

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #107 on: February 06, 2013, 09:00:54 pm »
Do a little dance.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #108 on: February 06, 2013, 09:10:02 pm »
Quote from: GODMODE on February 06, 2013, 09:00:54 pm
Do a little dance.
You spin in circles, performing a wonderful dance. <removed a sentence - keep it reasonably clean>

JOHN is standing by, clearly desiring to be your disciple. He has a smile physically wider than his cheekbones. While you are dancing, he catches some of your *ahem* nectar, and drinks it.

As a GOD, you feel an urge, like an itch, to do two things. You ever played Portal 2? Yeah, that itch that Wheatley has? Yeah, it feels like that. The two things are to create, and to destroy. Namely, to exercise your godly powers of creation, and eradicate your nemesis. You know who he is, and where he is. What next?

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #109 on: February 06, 2013, 09:14:23 pm »
Solve every problem ever.
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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #110 on: February 06, 2013, 09:19:34 pm »
Burn every inanimate object within a hundred miles. Then kill all life on the planet, then create new life to replace the old life we wiped out, then kill off that life too. Circle of Life, bitch.
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Remuthra

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #111 on: February 06, 2013, 09:23:17 pm »
Create a race of antiflour to foil the plans of those dastardly sacks forever! With explosions!
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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #112 on: February 06, 2013, 09:38:43 pm »
Exterminate all flour!

And then slay Sanity.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

Remuthra

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #113 on: February 06, 2013, 09:40:10 pm »
Why did we suddenly get Godmode?
Are we nearing the end of the game?
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Aerie

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #114 on: February 06, 2013, 09:42:28 pm »
Make a little love.
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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #115 on: February 06, 2013, 09:53:57 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on February 06, 2013, 09:40:10 pm
Why did we suddenly get Godmode?
Are we nearing the end of the game?

The game only ends when you reach the three goals. I will not specify the three goals, I know what they are. Well, one of them is kill the floursacks. Just to set you on the right track. Godmode because insanity lulz.

(Also, waiting to see how many suggestions can be made.)

Quote from: Aerie on February 06, 2013, 09:42:28 pm
Make a little love.

Also, what?
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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #116 on: February 06, 2013, 10:04:28 pm »
Quote from: Aerie on February 06, 2013, 09:42:28 pm
Make a little love.
Nope.

I just realized; we shouldn't hoard all the magnificent Yellow to ourselves!

Replace EVERYONE'S bones with Yellow!
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on November 11, 2012, 04:48:34 pm
He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

Aerie

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #117 on: February 06, 2013, 10:23:57 pm »
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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #118 on: February 06, 2013, 10:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Aerie on February 06, 2013, 09:00:54 pm
Do a little dance.
Quote from: Aerie on February 06, 2013, 09:42:28 pm
Make a little love.

Get down tonight!

(get down, get down, get down, get down tonight, baby)
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You play a cheesy disco song. No one cares.

You replace everyone's (including your own) bones with YELLOW! Don't ask how yellow is suddenly tangible, it just is, and it is also unbreakable. You will never suffer from broken bones again!

Quote from: Inithis on February 06, 2013, 09:38:43 pm
Exterminate all flour!

And then slay Sanity.

Do you truly wish to battle the King of Flour? (or do you want to just kill some flour-sacks) Warning, the Flour King is a boss. He is incredibly strong. You might want to save your power until you are strong enough to defeat him, and given that you are a GOD, that's saying something.

Sanity is now dead. Madness runs through the streets, and ferrets eat cupcakes. The walrus is on fire. But, you feel a sliver left, untouchable by even you...

Inspect sanity sliver, or kill flour?

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Aerie

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Re: You are a Crazy Person! *GODMODE*
« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2013, 11:09:47 pm »
Inspect sanity sliver.

Also, make people like disco.
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