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[CyberUrist]

Use Perception to see CyberUrist, ask nicely.

Who is this "Cyberist" you speak of? (Also I kind of don't understand the command)

You attempt a risky plan, but it might work! [1?! That's absurd! 1 again... 3? 13? This is ridiculous! 17. That's better.] You latch your fishing pole into a crater. With fishing pole in hand, and the moon ticking, you jump from the fuse box! Using your new orbit, and the  energy you gained from it, you release the fishing pole and rocket out of lunar orbit!



You fly through space, and land back on Earth! You find yourself in a familiar situation. Oh, and your psi skills have been disabled temporarily through the cosmic radiation you endured on the path back. Don't ask how you survived reentry.

Status

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All bones broken
Psychic abilities disabled

Inventory

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A reanimated ferret friend with a pot on his head-stump
A !!XXground puppy cakeXX!!
A wall-sword torch *extinguished*

Powers *DISABLED*

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Telekinesis: Lvl. 3
Ethereality: Lvl. 1
Healing: Lvl. 1
Perception: Lvl. 2
Pyrokinesis Lvl. 1

[Aerie]

Realize that you forgot your pants back on the moon.

[scapheap]

Seek out john(or whatever his name was)

[CyberUrist]

Realize that you forgot your pants back on the moon.

You don't wear pants!

You call out for John with your scraggly old man voice. "John! John!" [2? Jesus christ, what is wrong with Random.org? You know what, 10 to 20: 11. Of course, the lowest result possible. Roll again. 20] John hears your cries, and rushes to the scene! You realize you are in the town market, with people shouting "Puppies for sale! Get your fresh puppy meat!" and "Guppies for ale! Give me ale! I'm poor and parched for booze! I only got these guppies!"

"Dear, sweet, precious Sugar Fairy, what antics have you engaged in this fine day?"

"I blew up the moon!"

"That's nice."

What now?

[Remuthra]

We obviously need to develop a four stage ground puppy rocket to propel us to the sun, because that's where those blasted flour sacks are hiding.

[Aerie]

You don't wear pants!

Wear pants.

[rabidgam3r]

You don't wear pants!

Wear pants.

Wear short shorts made from the finest ant carapace, giving you a +1 to your Armor Class.

[EvilTwin]

Dig to underground, make pants out of adamantine

[Inithis]

Search for flour sacks to destroy! Perhaps the bakery?

[EvilTwin]

Don't be ridiculous, there won't be flour bags in the bakery, they're all in the concert hall.

Go to concert hall, destroy any old flour bags there!

[CyberUrist]

You make a bunch of plans, the scheming fairy that you aren't. You cannot enact any of them right now, because your powers are temporarily disabled, your bones are all broken, and you are talking to a very concerned John! He is still dripping a few drops of batter.

[scapheap]

Eat some batter to heal.

[Remuthra]

Montage Time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StFfXP4eAgU

[CyberUrist]

Montage Time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

A song begins to play! Everyone hears it and begins to sing along.
*Romanized approximation by me

"Anako seten de, mii na gamo shi su ki du-woshte,
mo shi a noma chi no my nakate, day wotsu-naii
deso la wo mi a gatala,
mo shi mo amo
matchi no la gaka te, ja usu ga tu
pi pi no mam na, nana nagimo
ia hya i om ne, na na whii esu
na na shika na i wa, ia ia!

"PON PON dashete, shiba iba ii no!
zen zen shla i no, suma lhama i de sho,
headphone kakete, risu numi osete,
WAY WAY akete, atashi no michi mo!

"PON PON sutsu nu, i no i no makoto
don don kitay nu, ana gamo kimochi
poi poi sutdelu, wi no iko ga ta le,
son son ii ko, aa you make me happy!

"Every day pon, every time is pon
marii iko, laa no i ga i no,
Every day pon, every is pon
tampu is no samja, de me la sho

"PON PON dashete, shiba iba ii no!
zen zen shla i no, suma lhama i de sho,
headphone kakete, risu numi osete,
WAY WAY akete, atashi no michi mo!

"PON PON sutsu nu, i no i no makoto
don don kitay nu, ana gamo kimochi
poi poi sutdelu, wi no iko ga ta le,
son son ii ko, aa you make me happy!"

Etc.

Eat some batter to heal.

Your jaw is broken.

[Inithis]

...Alright, it's time. We should have done this earlier!

Replace our bones with Yellow! Yellow can't be broken!