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[Remuthra]

I refuse to allow Reality victory!

Rip the wallpaper to shreds! That counts as redecorating!

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Also, fashion the wallpaper into a sword to use on your grainsack nemeses!

[CyberUrist]

I refuse to allow Reality victory!

Rip the wallpaper to shreds! That counts as redecorating!

+1

Also, fashion the wallpaper into a sword to use on your grainsack nemeses!

Wallpaper? What is this 'wallpaper' you speak of? The walls themselves are purple.

Also, you don't start seeing reality until A. Level 5 Perception and B. You want to.

[rabidgam3r]

MAKE WALLSWORD, RIDE POT-FERRET TO VICTORY

[Remuthra]

What are you talking about? The walls are made of paper. Tear the walls off and make a flamethrower using your imagination skill.

[CyberUrist]

What are you talking about? The walls are made of paper. Tear the walls off and make a flamethrower using your imagination skill.

Dude. I told you. If you want to do that, get the perception skill. You could only dump a level from Telekinesis, are you okay with this?

[Remuthra]

Fine, drop a healing level into perception.

[rabidgam3r]

Then make WALLSWORD, and ride the POT-FERRET to DESTROY THE MOON

[CyberUrist]

Using your newly gained Perception powers, you paint your walls a rainbow of colors. Much better.

You mount the ferret, and plot to DESTROY THE MOON!

You are now on the surface of Jupiter's fifteenth moon. Oh, and you have a sword made from some cut-out wall. How do you plot to destroy the Moon?

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Inventory

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A crude fishing rod
A reanimated ferret friend with a pot on his head-stump
A ground puppy cake
A wall-sword!

Powers

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Telekinesis: Lvl 3.
Ethereality: Lvl 1.
Healing: Lvl 1.
Perception: Lvl. 1

[Remuthra]

Go to the moon's fuse box and overload it. Fuse boxes solve everything.

[Aerie]

The Earth's moon is made of cheese, right? By logical extension, all other moons must also be a form of cheese.

There's only one thing to do.

[EvilTwin]

Let's run as fast we can to achieve orbit: Crazy Person awaaaaaay!

[CyberUrist]

You come up with a couple of plans...

You decide to enact the first one. [6] You get nowhere near the speed required for orbit. Showing real determination, you try again. [14] You run, run, run and jump!... YOU ARE IN ORBIT! You try looking for a fuse box on your orbital path. [2 on a "coin flip"] There it is! Oh and there it goes. You're going to have to finish/stop your orbital romp somehow, and get to the fuse box. Given that you are a relatively uneducated madman, you do not understand orbital mechanics, and possessing no rocket engines, it is impossible to make a retrograde burn. What do?

[Aerie]

You come up with a couple of plans...

You decide to enact the first one. [6] You get nowhere near the speed required for orbit. Showing real determination, you try again. [14] You run, run, run and jump!... YOU ARE IN ORBIT! You try looking for a fuse box on your orbital path. [2 on a "coin flip"] There it is! Oh and there it goes. You're going to have to finish/stop your orbital romp somehow, and get to the fuse box. Given that you are a relatively uneducated madman, you do not understand orbital mechanics, and possessing no rocket engines, it is impossible to make a retrograde burn. What do?

Easy. Either your orbit will decay and you will return to the moon, or you will spiral out of orbit, and be able to slingshot around another planet to return to the moon. The added speed from the slingshot plus the usage of your pot-ferret as a battering ram should shatter the moon into tiny little pieces.

Or you could have somehow established a permanent circular orbit and be stuck there for the rest of your life, but that's, like, a one in a fajillion chance, right?

[CyberUrist]

If I had the time, and the skill, I would either illustrate the orbital path. In short, your path corkscrews and winds and bends all over the place because sometimes you forget how gravity and orbit work.

[scapheap]

Use ours Telekinesis to pull us toward the moon(or it toward us)