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[CyberUrist]

Roll in the cake batter, and bake it onto yourself to serve as clothing.

Pure genius.

You bake yourself alive. Congrats. You dead.

*ALTERNATE TIMELINE*

You don't listen to the voices in your head, and instead you jump out of the castle, grabbing the ferret and the batter bowl. [1] OH, that's a bad roll. You break every bone in your body. Ouch. A person is walking towards you, and you cannot move. What will you do?

[Wwolin]

Demand a fishing pole from this stranger.

[CyberUrist]

Any other ideas? The man is almost here. You know his name is John. What was your name again?

[scapheap]

They called us Greg, but we know it sugar fairy.

[CyberUrist]

"John! Give me a fishing pole! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY"
"What are you talking about, sugar? All of your limbs are broken."
"Yes they are."
You grab a stick with your mind and attempt to move it to you. [17] PSIONICS GET! As insane as you are, you now have access to psychic powers! You also tear some web from the smiling tree. You fashion a fishing pole.

Status

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All bones broken
Hunger satiated

Inventory

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A crude fishing rod
A reanimated ferret friend with a pot on his head-stump
A bowl of batter

Powers

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Telekinesis: Lvl 1.
Ethereality: Lvl 1.

[Wwolin]

Dip John in the batter using psionics, and use his kidneys as bait. Mmmmm, kidneys...

[scapheap]

Fish for ground puppies.

[Wwolin]

Fish for ground puppies.

Using John's batter coated kidneys, of course

[CyberUrist]

Finishing up your fishing rod with a random hook on the ground, John looks worriedly at you. Clearly, he is frightened. You decide to try and dip him in the batter. [NATURAL 20!] Holy bajeezus! You pick both John AND the bowl of batter up, and proceed to dip him in it! Telekinesis level increased to: Lvl 3! Multiple objects, heavier objects, faster movement. With John sufficiently covered, you try to rip him asunder. [8] John feels a slight tugging at his waist. Fail.

Status

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All bones broken
Hunger satiated

Inventory

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A crude fishing rod
A reanimated ferret friend with a pot on his head-stump
A batter-covered John

Powers

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Telekinesis: Lvl 3.
Ethereality: Lvl 1.

[Wwolin]

Meh, kidneys are old school anyways. Use all of John as bait, and catch a giant ground puppy!

[CyberUrist]

You do that. [12] You catch a guppy of a ground puppy. John wants to be let down, and you have regained some control of your body.

Status

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All bones broken, some movement regained
Hunger satiated

Inventory

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A crude fishing rod
A reanimated ferret friend with a pot on his head-stump
A batter-covered John

Powers

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Telekinesis: Lvl 3.
Ethereality: Lvl 1.

[scapheap]

Let john down(by throwing him into the distance) and make fish puppy cakes

[CyberUrist]

John falls, seemingly for hours, and eventually he lands, with his battery crust shattering. You make one cake out of your catch. You, however, are not very hungry. What will you do now? I recommend you return to the purple room.

[Inithis]

Make the purple room VIOLET!1

[Wwolin]

Make the purple room VIOLET!1

No. Sugar Fairy demands a Fuschia room.