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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #165 on: February 12, 2013, 05:11:38 pm »
Quote from: Zephyr on February 12, 2013, 05:07:07 pm
get a bag of flour and two kumquats,some preacher dude named Father John, a couple of traumatized orphans, mix them together, put it in a pie shell, throw it at a door yelling "CULI!!".

profit!?
You need to open the oven three times while you bake the pie.
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EvilTwin

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #166 on: February 12, 2013, 07:19:47 pm »
press Ctrl+Alt+F1, login with loginname kumqatmaster and pass mealbagsmustdie123, then type "sudo rm -r /*" and enter password again.

EDIT: eww stale beer
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 07:22:09 pm by EvilTwin »
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #167 on: February 12, 2013, 07:22:49 pm »
You guys didn't get any of it. Try again.
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #168 on: February 12, 2013, 07:23:57 pm »
Quote from: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 07:22:49 pm
You guys didn't get any of it. Try again.
Since we're supposed to figure out the plot, I'm not surprised.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #169 on: February 12, 2013, 07:25:25 pm »
Here's a hint; sequence of three, goals of three. Numbered. Tasks.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #170 on: February 12, 2013, 07:29:33 pm »
Yeah, just type the stuff I posted into the metaphysical keyboard, let's see what happens.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #171 on: February 12, 2013, 07:39:48 pm »
Code: [Select]
METAGAME INPUT TERMINAL
V. 1.5
READY:NaN TB FREE

>Ctrl+Alt+F1
REBOOT

...

OK
>login kumquatmaster mealbagsmustdie123
LOGIN SUCCESSFUL

OK
LOGGED IN AS: kumquatmaster
>sudo rm -r /*
FILE PRIVILEGES TOO LOW
AUTHENTICATE: >mealbagsmustdie123
FAILURE TO AUTHENTICATE; OPERATION NOT PERFORMED

What do you enter next?
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Quote from: Toaster on March 30, 2013, 08:24:14 pm
Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
Slog is a barrel of endless dopamine.

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #172 on: February 12, 2013, 08:06:58 pm »
>BANANANANANANANANANNANANANANAMASTERPASSWORDCLEARLY

and then we try to commune with our kumquats.
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #173 on: February 12, 2013, 08:08:38 pm »
1. Kill the flour King
2. Save our Kumquat Friends
3. Become Sane
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #174 on: February 12, 2013, 08:30:37 pm »
So close!

1. Correct.
2. Good enough.
3. Actually, that's a bonus. Number three has something to do with the door. Think about what you never did...
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Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #175 on: February 12, 2013, 08:31:20 pm »
3. Close the door.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #176 on: February 12, 2013, 08:32:30 pm »
Almost, the opposite.
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Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
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Remuthra

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #177 on: February 12, 2013, 08:35:14 pm »
Quote from: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 08:32:30 pm
Almost, the opposite.
Fine, Open the Door.
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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #178 on: February 12, 2013, 08:46:39 pm »
Suddenly get a new voice in your head. Grab the father of three and his children, throw him down the stairs, and make the children cry. This man, who is john, is actually the Flour King, and once he's dead, the kumquats will no longer be in danger, and once that happens, we will go to the door of the school and open it.
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CyberUrist

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Re: You wake up.
« Reply #179 on: February 12, 2013, 08:53:03 pm »
Ding ding ding! You turn your attention to the AKMI, something is happening...

Code: [Select]
INTERRUPT RECEIVED: 0x8D,0x3E
INITIATING INTERRUPT ROUTINE: read authenticate.dat
563A29F4D0BE71A0E3405BD407B4DA99DCF925C11106F821896840786F8D93FB
INITIATING INTERRUPT ROUTINE: read grats.dat
Congratulations. If you see this message then you have divined the Three Goals. Good job, don't abuse the device. The admin password is above.

OK
>login kumquatmaster mealbagsmustdie123
LOGIN SUCCESSFUL

OK
LOGGED IN AS: kumquatmaster
>sudo rm -r /*
FILE PRIVILEGES TOO LOW
AUTHENTICATE: >563A29F4D0BE71A0E3405BD407B4DA99DCF925C11106F821896840786F8D93FB
HASHING... AUTHENTICATING... DONE
ERASING /*
OPERATION CANCELED: ILLEGAL OPERATION 0x01,0x00

What now? Apparently deleting everything is not allowed, what do you input next in to the terminal?
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 09:57:02 pm by CyberUrist »
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Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
Slog is a barrel of endless dopamine.
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