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[rabidgam3r]

Rip own pancreas out, throw it out the window, and scream at God for damning you to this infernal hell-hole He calls a room.

Failing that, dump out the flowerpot and wear it as PANTS.

Now it's insane.

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GM, Y U NINJA

[Aerie]

First, you stroke the flowerpot. It contains several lollipops. You dump it out the window with the two ferrets, and they walk over. They gently unwrap the lollipops and begin to lick, standing directly under the window.

Split second kumquat!

Your kumquats become alert, and yell to you! "This is the perfect opportunity!"

Do you listen to them? This really is the best time to catch the ferrets.

(You will attempt to wear the flowerpot after you make the action.)

Using the flowerpot, catch one of the ferrets. Then wear it as a hat.

[CyberUrist]

[16] You catch one of the ferrets with your flowerpot! You scoop it back into the window, back into your room. You set it in the corner, carefully stepping over the squares. Will you eat it? You've never eaten dancing ferrets before.

[Wwolin]

Eat it, with a fine garnish of lollipops and hay from the bed.

[sjm9876]

Ride the ferret. Steer it with a lollipop on a stick. Head to the giant castle in the sky!!!!

[CyberUrist]

You grab the ferret, some lollipops from outside, and with your third arm, you gather some hay. You stuff all of this into your pockets. You decide to climb out of the window, and stick a lollipop into the ferret. You start the ferret's engine. [12] You begin to slowly ascend to the castle in the sky.

Eventually you are there, and very hungry. You place the contents of your pockets on a platter. With your prey garnished, you BITE IT'S HEAD OFF SAVAGELY.

[sjm9876]

Ressurect the ferret as your headless pet, and then explore the castle

[Xantalos]

Realize that you are a tree.

[Wwolin]

Realize that you are a DAMNED SEXY tree.

[sjm9876]

Realize that you are a DAMNED SEXY tree.

ON FIRE!!!!!

[CyberUrist]

Realize that you are a tree.

Fluttershy is your favorite pony!

You attempt the action you have been putting off: getting some clothes on. You attempt to wear the flowerpot as pants. [4] You have the spacial reasoning of a mossy boulder and you end up throwing it behind you, landing on the decapitated stump of the ferret. It begins to stir. That is, there is a bowl of cake batter in front of it that it is stirring. Do you wait for it to finish making the delicious meal?

[Wwolin]

Roll in the cake batter, and bake it onto yourself to serve as clothing.

[sjm9876]

Roll in the cake batter, and bake it onto yourself to serve as clothing.

Pure genius.

[sjm9876]

Perhaps we could form a parachute from the batter, and glide down to the ground?

[sjm9876]

Or this:
http://xkcd.com/20/