In an attempt to get some really disturbed inspired engravers, I built a 30 long entrance hall of retractable bridges. Underneath that, I built another 30 long hall of retractable bridges. I captured several sieges worth of beastmen inside the underhall. While waiting for more sieges to arrive, I built 900 menacing glass spikes, made 90 upright spear traps beneath the underhall and attached them all to a lever. I also built a viewing chamber consisting of fortifications in front of windows next to the spike chamber. I clustered all of my dwarves in the viewing chamber, then allowed one to run off to be the lever puller. He promptly went to sleep. I let another dwarf run off. He went to sleep too. Finally, the third dwarf managed to pull the lever, dropping 300-ish invaders on the spikes. I then put the other lever on repeat, re-impaling the survivors. Did I forget to mention that I'm in a reanimating biome? I eventually let the dwarves leave the viewing chamber. The lever is still on repeat two years later.
Anyway, I finally let me engravers put some engravings around the trade depot.
"Engraved on the wall is a image of a window by Obok Emuthgoden."
"Engraved on the wall is a well-designed image of a millstone by Adil Ablelstukos."
"Engraved on the wall is a image of a octagon cut gem by Sarvesh Ikalonol."
Not a damn thing. Not a single interesting engraving.
I guess watching someone be impaled by 10 giant green spikes rising from the floor isn't very memorable, but the window you watched it through is. Next step, gladiator pit, zombie archery range, or perhaps I'll let the dwarves watch Humans v. Zombies, the Movie. Somehow I've managed to upset those pesky humans into invading.
Does anyone have any advice on getting good engravings instead of images of socks?
Obligatory engraving that amused me:
"Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed image of Ruination: Problems and Solutions the emerald-bound book by Ral Rushrulalath"
There is also one of some bronze colossus titled "the Thrower of Fathers" around here somewhere.