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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[AfellowDwarf]

No. I forbid Nerin to murder anyone else. Unless there is a very good reason.

Have you considered that we might have moral reasons to kill the maid? Humans are inheritly filthy creatures, it is one of the many burdens they inflicted upon themselves by being human. The maid is something they invented to ease their punishment, as they try to lower the filth. It is marginally effective, as you can barely remove fith by using other filth. It is, however, a symbolic gesture of their unwillingness to accept their rightfull uncleanness. To let the maid live would be to let the humans get away with being human. We cannot stand for such an injustice.

The goblin head? It's just there for symbolism. Hitting someone with a bloody cranium is very messy way of murder; it'll send the message that we won't stand for human maidship.

[gman8181]

There is a good reason (besides AfellowDwarf's clearly well thought out system of morality).

We can take their stuff after they're dead. Also more head trophies. Who wants to mess with a guy carrying around tons of severed heads? It gives off a clear message of "don't mess with me... or I collect your head as a trophy."

Also we can use them as improvised throwing weapons. Throwing is after all, one of the most dangerous combat techniques after it has been mastered.

[NAV]

Can we at least be selective with who we murder? There are currently a group of bandits in this town that we could kill. They probably deserve it.

Humans are not filthy creatures. Have you even seen the inside of a human or goblin fortress? Humans are downright cleanly in comparison. It would also be hypocritical of Nerin to murder people for the crime of uncleanliness; going by his previous nickname "Snotbeard".

We have rope, right? We should make a goblin-head flail. That would be cool.

[gman8181]

I don't think we're tough enough to take on the bandits. Otherwise you'd have my full support. As I said before, easy prey is good prey. We shouldn't bite off more than we can chew.

[AfellowDwarf]

Humans are not filthy creatures. Have you even seen the inside of a human or goblin fortress? Humans are downright cleanly in comparison. It would also be hypocritical of Nerin to murder people for the crime of uncleanliness; going by his previous nickname "Snotbeard".

Hypocricy is nature's honey. We shouldn't be so dismissive of it. Besides, human filth is very different from dwarven filth. You don't see a lot of dwarven maids, do you?

[slowpokez]

Humans are not filthy creatures. Have you even seen the inside of a human or goblin fortress? Humans are downright cleanly in comparison. It would also be hypocritical of Nerin to murder people for the crime of uncleanliness; going by his previous nickname "Snotbeard".

Hypocricy is nature's honey. We shouldn't be so dismissive of it. Besides, human filth is very different from dwarven filth. You don't see a lot of dwarven maids, do you?

Wouldn't honey be nature's honey?

[Tirion]

For fuck's sake leave the human civilians alone. For all we know there might be some powerful nobleman who'd be offended by a lonely dwarf slaughtering his serfs. And we don't need any improvised weapons, we have the axe and a dagger, the elf could probably use the club but certainly not a more exotic weapon, and the goat is a goat. Kill the bandits if you want a fight, they have more valuable loot, and you are damn near unstoppable with that gauntlet. We need some practice with fighting, though...

[AfellowDwarf]

Wouldn't honey be nature's honey?

Nah, nature's honey kept accusing real honey of hypocricy, you see. Honey, being nature's hypocrit, didn't want to admit it and pettily called hypocricy a hypocrit whenever he brought it up and eventually started to avoid him. Now hypocricy calls themselves nature's honey more often than real honey does, so he's the real one now.

We need some practice with fighting, though...

Well, yeah, that's also why we should kill the maid.

[AfellowDwarf]

Edit: whoops, me and my sleepy head.

[HissinhWalnuts]

We seriously need to stop having sex with every female dwarf we talk to.

[Tirion]

We seriously need to stop having sex with every female dwarf we talk to.

There are no female dwarves where we are going. 

[AfellowDwarf]

We seriously need to stop having sex with every female dwarf we talk to.

We've got a male elf waiting outside, if that's more to your taste.

Edit: Also, the second nurse the 'non-elven' lady, Norede and Gulog's wife are still on our to-do list.

Edit2: The doctor too, by looser definitions of gender.

Edit3: We should find out weither these humans have a messenger, and mail the 'to-do list' something saucy. Maybe if we take some liberties on the way our 'encounter' with the gobins went down?

Edit4: We can describe the way to the 'non-elven' lady's house in reverse from the brewstry and we can call nuse#2 a 'raven haired nurse', so the message should find its way to them without problems.

[HissinhWalnuts]

God damnit, we're going to get aids soon

[AfellowDwarf]

Don't worry. If I've done my math right, we'll die in a fire long before we catch a disease.

[Tirion]

God damnit, we're going to get aids soon

No STDs in this world