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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[xominxac]

I do not understand the reaction to the ghost. or why she wound up on his lap when she was next to him...
ah well.

I agree, unless the ghost posessed him to do that I would have no idea as to why that was his reaction.

Get a grip on yourself Nerin!

[AfellowDwarf]

The scarf still has his blood on it, right? We could put it in a coffin.
That violent asscrack probably killed him, and I guess ate his corpse? Should we offer revenge?
Perhaps we could apologise, tell him he looks a bit pale and ask the nurse to do a medical checkup?
Give him the nurse as an offering?

(I do hope the nurse won't charge us extra for this.)

Edit: Why not flirt with the ghost?

Edit2: While we talk with the ghost, we should ask if he ever possesed someone into creating an artifact.

Edit3: It would be a bad idea to run. We're not wearing pants.

[Tirion]

Wow. That nurse is hot

[AfellowDwarf]

We've proven to be quite adept at getting the ladies in our bed, or getting in theirs. We might consider a carreer in the prostitution.

Edit: Opening a whorehouse is probably the easiest in human towns. It'd be best to seek out a large town, away from dark fortresses and necromancer's towers. We could recruit employees from different human factions' prisons. Let's recruit the gobbo first, there must be some humans with fetishes.

Edit2: I wonder how far golddrop is from potential costumeres. Why settle for a whorehouse when you can have a whorefort?

Edit3: Lets find an unemployed mason, have them make some erotic statues, then hire them as a receptionist.

[slowpokez]

Nerin, get your shit together!
HELL NO! I'm leaving!
For fuck sake calm down!
It's bloody ghost!
So what? He is not really doing anything at all.
But...
Just talk to it.

-Uhmm...hi...

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-Greetings.
-What's going on!?

-What do you want?
-I would very much appreciate if you put on some pants.
-Wtf is that!?

-Uhmm sure thing...but what are you doing in here?
-This is my room.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Take back your apologies for I do not care.

Nerin, he looks like shit, ask him if he needs a doctor.
Okay.

-Do you need medical assistance?
-It's a fucking ghost!
-No, unfortunatly I am already dead.
-Oh.
*facepalm*
-Why are you dead?
-Are you asking how I died? I was sickly for many days before I finally succumbed to the infection in here, but that was a long time ago.
-...This whole part about being a ghost...what's all that about? You can't really take out a revenge on an infection...
-Before my death a horrible event occured, my best freind and only companion Rufus was brutually killed somewhere within these walls. Long I searched for the assailant but when I finally got close I caught this bloody sickness which as you know effectivly shut down my chase.
-Do you know who did it?
-Yes, Morul olstik.
-Then why haven't you told anyone?
-Being a ghost is complicated...Some gets bound to locations others to people or tasks. I'm bound to this room, sadly they haven't used it since finding out it was ghostinfested.
-Oh.
-Could you do me a favor and alert the current authorities?
-Uhhmm I might not be your best choice for such a mission since...well...me and authorities doesn't go too well together.
-How unfortunate, perhaps you could move on the subject to someone else? If you where to succeed I'd be happy to give you this meager residence.
-I'll try.

Fuck that Nerin, he can't do shit. Let's not waste time on that kind of stuff, getting some payment back to the doctor soon should really be the priority.
Are you sure?
Yes, and even if we were to help him out later it'd be easier to find Morul then to involve ourselves with the authorities.
Okay, what's our next move?

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I do not understand the reaction to the ghost. or why she wound up on his lap when she was next to him...
ah well.

1. It's a fucking ghost.

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2.When the story goes in a direction like this I have to be a bit creative to still follow the forum rules.(Also the perspective of the room got mirrored somehow)

[AfellowDwarf]

Let's ask for a description of this morul. Maybe it's someone we'd like dead? (It can't be asscrack, and I bet he'd call the mayor by his name. Maybe it's the cutter-dwarf?)

Also, we could ask him if he's able to leave the room if he possesses someone. Then, if he is able and willing, convince him to possess the nurse since we're wounded.

Edit: This is quite a bad nurse, by the way. Instead of helping the man, she chose to be racist about him being a ghost. Once she finished shouting this anti-ghost garbage, the poor guy already died from an infection. Maybe the doctor will let us have a discount for not telling anyone about the horrible neglectance of his employees.

Edit2: Maybe we could try to go for a second round with the nurse, either with the ghost as third participant or spectator?

Edit3: Perhaps we could grab the nurses clothes, run, and shout 'Beserker'?

[xominxac]

Let's ask for a description of this morul. Maybe it's someone we'd like dead? (It can't be asscrack, and I bet he'd call the mayor by his name. Maybe it's the cutter-dwarf?)

Also, we could ask him if he's able to leave the room if he possesses someone. Then, if he is able and willing, convince him to possess the nurse since we're wounded.

Edit: This is quite a bad nurse, by the way. Instead of helping the man, she chose to be racist about him being a ghost. Once she finished shouting this anti-ghost garbage, the poor guy already died from an infection. Maybe the doctor will let us have a discount for not telling anyone about the horrible neglectance of his employees.

Edit2: Maybe we could try to go for a second round with the nurse, either with the ghost as third participant or spectator?

Edit3: Perhaps we could grab the nurses clothes, run, and shout 'Beserker'?

............

Moving on.

By bound to this room does that mean permanently or until someone buries a part of him in a coffin? Would avenging him by arresting Morul olstik free him to walk these halls freely? Having a grateful ghost on our side that is able to roam the fort freely could be a great asset, just remember how Nerin acted when he first saw the ghost.

[Aseaheru]

get pants on, see if we can avenge the ghost.
also try to kiss the nurse.

[AfellowDwarf]

............

Moving on.

Ugh, another corporeal superiorist. Ghosts have rights too, you bastard!

get pants on, see if we can avenge the ghost.
also try to kiss the nurse.

Judging by the dialoge, our pants are on already. We can always take them off if we want some hot ghost-on-nurse-on-patient action, though.

Edit: The way the poll is currently looking, I'm guessing that the ghost-orgy/ghost-spectated ugly bumping will be suggested but won't be done, followed by heading towards the brewstry.

[slowpokez]

I really don't get this voting...some rounds there's 20 votes other times there's no more than 5.

Guess since it ended up even we'll do both.

And can we please leave the bloody nurse alone, it's just like when we got stuck in the Brewstery for a dozen chapters.
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So what should my next move be?
Perhaps we should go and pay our debt before we get that scalpelwielding maniac after us?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, you know what? Maybe we could try to go for a second round with the nurse, either with the ghost as third participant or spectator?
Oh.
What? We have to get going! You guys has already wasted enough time!
Hmmm, how 'bout both then?
Sigh...
So it's decided?
yup.
sure...

-Hey ghosty, wanna join us for another round?
-...What?
-You know...some hot ghost-on-nurse-on-patient action.
-Wtf?
-I don't even have a body...
-Oh yea that's right. And why do you look so mad suddently?
-I keep telling you it's a fucking ghost!
-Don't worry he's a nice guy.
-That's not how it works!
-Details.
-I got to leave, I have work to do.
-You can't leave now! It's time for round two.
-Let go of...oh!
-Uhmm I am...still here...

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-Yes?
-Does he really have to be here?
-Of course!
-I think I'll go and stand in a wall somewhere...

*Timeskip*

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Okay, pants on and ready to go!
About time...
Don't be so grumpy, to the Bar Nerin!
Okay.

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-Maaan, you don't have shirt on!
-I know...
-Oh...well, carry on then.

*Manages to arrive at the Brewstery without bumbing into any guards.*

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-Looking better sunshine!
-Feelin it too, don't call me sunshine though...
-Here's the 'ol bag.
-Thanks.
-Stayin for a glass?
-No, in bit of a hurry here.
-I see.

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-Wtf is this!?
-The money?
-I didn't want any stupid coins!
-What do you..
-What did I want! What do you think I wanted!?
-I really do...
-Now I got out my dissection table for no bloody reason!
*Gulp* I think I'll leave.

Where do we go from here?

[gman8181]

He doesn't want our coin?  Take it back.  Get a drink and head off to the slums maybe?  That's probably a good place to look for possibly repressed people who might want to join us in overthrowing "the man."

[Aseaheru]

dont forget to renew our relationship with the nurse when we see her. even if its only saying hello.

[xominxac]

I would just say explore.

[AfellowDwarf]

I think the ghost was lying to us. Let's ask the doctor about ghost atonomy. Ghosts have to have reproductive organs; they'd have to be extinct otherwise. Not that we'd return to him afterwards, ofcourse. Let the lying bastard rot.

Also, we should buy a top, or at least wear our traveling coat without the hood. Else we're in trouble if we encounter a dwarf that isn't high. Maybe we could ask about the refuse stockpile, and take some clothes from there(among other things).

And I don't think we should visit the prison untill we have the neccecairy supplies. We'll need a shirt for ourselves, a hood for the elf, and candlewax for their beards if we want to do a successfull prison break.

I believe we should go to the brewstry and ask about the artifacts, the sock's whereabouts if no better artifacts turn up. So that's taking a drink for me.

(Judging by the brown thing on the table on our left, not taking a rectal exam was a good call)

Edit: Whoah, the doctor was disecting himself? That man was dedicated

I really don't get this voting...some rounds there's 20 votes other times there's no more than 5.

I guess it has to do with uptime and weither or not it's on the first page.

[xominxac]

I think we've played DF enough to know how ghosts work.