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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[Tirion]

By that logic, you can still be an elf outcast.

[AfellowDwarf]

By that logic, you can still be an elf outcast.

Without fleshy meats to define me, morals are all that matter. For all intents and purposes, I am no elf.

I guess in a sense one might say that you got lucky with the voting this time. However many exiting moments were missed, for an example-

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Hmm. Nerin has a wounded shoulder on that one, so it must be a recent option. Maybe one of the violent solutions for the piperdwarf?
Edit: Oh, wait. It was supposed to be from this one, wasn't it? I'm guessing the middle one; the nurse either stepped towards a guard and we were found lying, or that that's the old lady's husband.


Anyway, I say we look at the nurse, suprised, and say; "You did what?!"

Also, why did he put that sock there?

Edit2:
Alternatively, we can bull rush him into the window and try to kill him with the glass/gems.

[slowpokez]

Also, why did he put that sock there?

Now that we've got fire, we should toss the soch through the crack so that we dont need to see that crack anymore.

[AfellowDwarf]

Also, why did he put that sock there?

Now that we've got fire, we should toss the soch through the crack so that we dont need to see that crack anymore.

Dear amok. He's going light that sock and burn us, isn't he?

Edit: If we're lucky it'll close the wound.

[xominxac]

Also, why did he put that sock there?

Now that we've got fire, we should toss the soch through the crack so that we dont need to see that crack anymore.

Dear amok. He's going light that sock and burn us, isn't he?

Edit: If we're lucky it'll close the wound.

Your fault.

[AfellowDwarf]

If we did not take the risk of visiting the nobles(which wouldn't have been an option without your interference), we would've been in a condition to at least run when we encountered this man. (And if we lit someone on fire in the noble's quarters, we wouldn't even have gotten close enough to the mayor for him to target us.)

I say we should just wait a little, and see what happens. Passiveness will solve this problem for us.

[gman8181]

"Me?  I didn't set your place on fire!  Some asshole wearing shades and wielding a weapon barged into my room and attacked me!  He probably set fire to your place while I was running around looking for a doctor to see to my wounds!"  Then show him our nasty gash to authenticate the story.

[AfellowDwarf]

Maybe if we lit ourselves on fire and hugged him? I mean, there's still plenty of alchohol in our clothes from what Brewster spilled on us, so the fire should spread pretty quickly.

[xominxac]

"Me?  I didn't set your place on fire!  Some asshole wearing shades and wielding a weapon barged into my room and attacked me!  He probably set fire to your place while I was running around looking for a doctor to see to my wounds!"  Then show him our nasty gash to authenticate the story.

This us one of the few times I'm willing to do this, I just don't know what else to do. (I'm not going to bother and try to figure something out right now.)

[Kaos]

That's it,no wonder you're acting the way you are, you're really an elf in disguise with schizophrenia! I suggest we lock AfellowDwarf up in a small corner of Nerins brain.

Were I an elf in disguise, I wouldn't be able to lie, would I?

The sky is always blue. The sky is never blue. There is no sky. We are the sky. We exist. We do not exist. This is the truth. This is a lie. Elves are dwarves. Dwarves aren't dwarves. Elves are humans. Humans are cows. Cows are blue. Cows are the sky. Everything is cows. Cows do not exist. Cows exist.

I have told at least one lie there. Therefore I am no elf.
^{If I didn't, then that's a lie, and I've lied.}

WTF? when did this turned into Evangelion? seems that the Instrumentality Project already started...

[AfellowDwarf]

WTF? when did this turned into Evangelion? seems that the Instrumentality Project already started...

Can't quite find the refference I'm afraid.


Heh. The passive option actually got a vote.

[gman8181]

Are you guys seriously going to frame the nurse who is supposed to be PATCHING UP OUR WOUND!  In other circumstances I would applaud such dickish action but come on, what ever happened to self preservation?  You're going to get us killed and end the story!

[AfellowDwarf]

Come on! You don't really think he'll fall for that, do you?

Edit: Besides, your option is doomed from the start by the distinct lack of blood stains in our room.

[gman8181]

The plan could easily be modified.  The guy chased us down the hallway and cut our arm.  We passed out and he was gone so he might have gone back and set the fire.  Anyway I'm not complaining that we didn't use my plan, I'm pointing out that blaming the person responsible for providing us with medical help is not a good plan.

[AfellowDwarf]

Neither is lighting ourselves on fire, doing nothing or trying to push this bear of a man carp of a dwarf into a shoulder high window with our blood deprived body. We do not have a good alternative.