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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

0 (0%)

Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

4 (44.4%)

Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

5 (55.6%)

Total Members Voted: 9

[Aseaheru]

give her the location of our place.

[AfellowDwarf]

I don't think we know the location of our place.

[Aseaheru]

oh, uh...

[AfellowDwarf]

I mean, we haven't exactly got an address. And Nerin is too likely to pass out(and too addled by blood loss) to give directions on the go.

Edit:
Ooh. We should tell her we live near the markets, our home being next to a flower pot. We can't get in though, an old woman has taken it violently. That's how we got wounded.

If we're in blackgate, we should ask what she's doing in our home. Did she come over to get herself some hot nurse-on-patient action? We can't blame her.

[alonard]

the way this conversation is going i think she will soon join Nerin in his unstable condition called insanity
if she does go crazy will we be able to talk to us as well?

[AfellowDwarf]

Remember that she has to deal with the doctor all day. What we're doing now is pretty light.

[Tevish Szat]

Give her the location of our room.  Which, in my opinion, we've basically abandoned.

[AfellowDwarf]

Give her the location of our room.  Which, in my opinion, we've basically abandoned.

We just slept with another room for one night. It's barely cheating, and we can just tell her we were on a bussiness trip anyway.

[slowpokez]

Well ffs, I was just gonna say that last vote decides it n some dude goes for the middle option...

[xominxac]

Slowpokez... Are you sure you want to take him down the insane path? (ARGH! The day I decide to take a vacation to the ocean is the day Nerin's sanity level flatlines.)

[slowpokez]

Slowpokez... Are you sure you want to take him down the insane path? (ARGH! The day I decide to take a vacation to the ocean is the day Nerin's sanity level flatlines.)

Hey hey hey, don't blame me for that. 
It's this guy who went from paranoid to...well...

I'm the one suggesting we wear dresses, light people on fire and cut their ears off. Of course I care about his mental health!

[AfellowDwarf]

Hey, I've been insane for longer then I've been paranoid. It just turns out people listen to you a lot better when you point towards mammaries.

On an unrelated note, did you know Elves think very liberally about sex? They do. We should visit them with some manner of excuse. Taking over blackgate, maybe?

[xominxac]

Hey, I've been insane for longer then I've been paranoid. It just turns out people listen to you a lot better when you point towards mammaries.

On an unrelated note, did you know Elves think very liberally about sex? They do. We should visit them with some manner of excuse. Taking over blackgate, maybe?

That's it,no wonder you're acting the way you are, you're really an elf in disguise with schizophrenia! I suggest we lock AfellowDwarf up in a small corner of Nerins brain.

[AfellowDwarf]

That's it,no wonder you're acting the way you are, you're really an elf in disguise with schizophrenia! I suggest we lock AfellowDwarf up in a small corner of Nerins brain.

Were I an elf in disguise, I wouldn't be able to lie, would I?

The sky is always blue. The sky is never blue. There is no sky. We are the sky. We exist. We do not exist. This is the truth. This is a lie. Elves are dwarves. Dwarves aren't dwarves. Elves are humans. Humans are cows. Cows are blue. Cows are the sky. Everything is cows. Cows do not exist. Cows exist.

I have told at least one lie there. Therefore I am no elf.
^{If I didn't, then that's a lie, and I've lied.}

[slowpokez]

*After a painfully slow walk back towards my residence we finally arrived*

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-Over here...?
-Yup...hrr...to the left.

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-Why the fuck did you burn down my place bastard!


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I guess in a sense one might say that you got lucky with the voting this time. However many exiting moments were missed, for an example-

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