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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[AfellowDwarf]

And where would that get us? No closer to home, only closer to how insane this doctor is.

That's what I meant in the first half of my edit. I think it's an option for the future, but not wise for the moment.

I still feel that with the nurse as the surgeon, suturer and so forth we have a safer chance of not coming out as a monstrosity.

Heart transplant. No donor. Walked away in a physically better condition.

The nurses might very well just be cleaners/food haulers. The doctor carries a scapel for a reason.

[slowpokez]

This has to end! How about a compromise? We pay the fee and get the nurse to treat Nerin's wounds?
Hah, not a chance in hell!...Nerin stand straight. Nerin? Shiiiiiet. Perhaps we got no choice...the poor bastard is getting worse by the minute.
Sigh...
Nerin change of plans!

-Uhmm...How 'bout you be my nurse for tonight darling?

Nerin stop the flirting! We're serious now!
Oh...

-I'm sorry, you see I'm not in charge here. I think you will have to go and see the doctor.
-But...euhm...I can...pay the money.
-Are you okay?
-As the doc said before-the fee is a hundred coins, you can't pay that much.
-It...won't be a problem...trust me...
-You don't seem like the kinda dwarf who walks around with hundreds of Urists.
-I got it...uhmm...the ugggh...the money at another location.
-Well if you're sure 'bout it sweetheart but I'll warn you- the doc aint the kinda dorf you wanna be indebted to. 
-I'll go ask him.
*the nurse goes into the adjacent room but her words are drowned in the doc's laughter*
-That fckn bastard! Think he has outsmarted me eh!?....
-Yes?
-I guess I can't stop him really...Ahh fuck it! Take what you need and get him out of here!

[AfellowDwarf]

-That fckn bastard! Think he has outsmarted me eh!?....
-Yes?
-I guess I can't stop him really...Ahh fuck it! Take what you need and get him out of here!

Err, is either of those the doctor speaking? You've kinda got me confused with the get him out of here part.

[slowpokez]

-That fckn bastard! Think he has outsmarted me eh!?....
-Yes?
-I guess I can't stop him really...Ahh fuck it! Take what you need and get him out of here!

Err, is either of those the doctor speaking?

Can't you see the difference between

.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.
and
.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.

(one is "lighted")

[AfellowDwarf]

Ah, I see it now. I had to switch browsers, though.

[slowpokez]

Ah, I see it now. I had to switch browsers, though.

That might've been bit of a problem since how else could you tell Nerin and the doc apart?

[AfellowDwarf]

That might've been bit of a problem since how else could you tell Nerin and the doc apart?

Context, for the most part. I haven't seen anything to indicate that it was Nerin who laughed like a maniac, for an instance.

Edit:
Anyway, my reaction:

Hah! The doctor thinks of us as a threat! It'll be easy getting his coöperation now.

Edit2:

He really wants to get us out, so we get to make demands.

I say we get our shoulder done for free by someone who is qualified, for free. We also get our head and neck examined. We should also get a new shirt from them, since our current is cut open. And new gloves and socks, since we lost them in the fight(we're not visibly wearing socks, and you can never have too many).

Edit3:
Oh, and we've got blood on us, so the red haired sister needs to give us a good soaping once the wound is fixed.

[Kaos]

Edit: We could pass out forward..

This. Boob pillow, here we come!

This sounds about right too me 

[Aseaheru]

Just get out and go back the the first chick.
thats my vote.

[xominxac]

And where would that get us? No closer to home, only closer to how insane this doctor is.

That's what I meant in the first half of my edit. I think it's an option for the future, but not wise for the moment.

I still feel that with the nurse as the surgeon, suturer and so forth we have a safer chance of not coming out as a monstrosity.

Heart transplant. No donor. Walked away in a physically better condition.

What about the impact on his mental condition? I feel that you don't care about his mental health at all (sorry, didn't post earlier).

[AfellowDwarf]

What about the impact on his mental condition? I feel that you don't care about his mental health at all.

I'm the one suggesting we wear dresses, light people on fire and cut their ears off. Of course I care about his mental health!

[slowpokez]

-All right you heard him let's go.
-HAha! now I have the upper hand!
-What...
-I say we get our shoulder done for free by someone who is qualified, for free. I also get my head and neck examined. I should also get a new shirt from you guys, since my current one is cut open. And new gloves and socks, since I lost them!

Who's fucking idea was this? Nerin stop listening to this guy!
Whe-what?
Nerin is fucking out of it at this point.

-I think we'll try and get you out of here before the doc hears you.

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-Noooo, the doctor might be the perfect ally for the 'let in the elves' plot!
-Where do you live?
-He could charge them outrageous tongue restorement fees and become rich!!!
-Shut up and listen. Where do you live?

[AfellowDwarf]

..Whoops.

Now, this is exactly why we should've been wasted before going here.

Edit:
We should tell them we live next to the guy with the bed that burned down.

Edit2:
Alterhatively, tell them we live inside blackgate. Discribe it as a big house with dwarves in it and a huge black door in front. Can't miss it.

Or maybe tell her we could stay at her place?

Beneath the ground?

In the room that has a bed and our stuff in it?

In her hottest dreams?

[alonard]

+1 for blackgate
cant go wrong with simple logic, even if its said from a crazy dwarf's mouth

[slowpokez]

-I euhhm live at Blackgate.
-Are you serious?
-Yea...
-We're in fucking Blackgate! I can't operate in the bloody corridor now can I?