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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[Tevish Szat]

I say take the free treatment.  the last we heard about this guy, he performed an insane operation with total success.  It broke the patient's mind, but we're already insane, so what do we have to lose from someone so skilled?

[AfellowDwarf]

Besides, we'll kill him if he tries to get in Nerin's head. Mid-surgery or otherwise.

[Kaos]

Maybe the fee is to get a "special" treatment from that young nurse? 

[AfellowDwarf]

Well, it seems we're all pretty much in agreement. So I'll just put up a few different proposals.

• We could try twist his insanity logic in a way that makes him pay us for the operation.
• We could hit on the nurses.
• We could ask for a rectal exam.
• We could take his headband and tell him we're a doctor as well.
• We could tell him that the mayor caught some manner of syndrome on a body part that he needs to function.

[Kaos]

• We could ask for a rectal exam.

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[AfellowDwarf]

I also suggested we hit on the nurses. I think that makes me bi.

[xominxac]

Please, if anyone's going to be doing any hitting it will be us smashing the face of the pipe dwarf if he tries to steal the gauntlet from us.

[Kaos]

Who actually voted for the rectal exam? 

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[AfellowDwarf]

Not me. But hey, it's a legit option. Who knows what might lurk in there?

For that matter, who voted that we pay the fee?

[Kaos]

Not me, I went with twisting his logic to have him pay us.

[AfellowDwarf]

Anyway, since logic twisting is in the lead, we should think of some way to do so. Here's a few:

Tell him there is a third offer, wherin he pays us, and there being the bonus of him being not only our surgeon, but his own as well.(if he's not sure if he's on board with it, we can tell him he'll surely be able to convince himself) Since this deal is clearly the most desirable for us, we have no reason not to take it.

Just state that he should pay us, ending the sentence by "don't you see?". If his answer is yes, we get paid. If it's no, we can ask if he's blind. If he isn't blind, he can see, thus we get paid. If he's blind, we can demand a compensation for the extreme risk of having a blind surgeon.

[slowpokez]

Won't be any updates for a while, my turn for deathgate II is coming up
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121407.0

[AfellowDwarf]

No matter, we can wait. We can wait and try find out where you live, as to better blackmail you in giving us more updates. We can wait.

Also; Heh, the rectal exam has two votes already.

[Kaos]

Hitting on the nurses got the lead, followed by a tie between taking the deal and logic twisting... uhm... twits his logic into thinking that we are taking the deal but have him pay us to get him a special treatment with "a" nurse, only that he gets the old fat nurse and we get the young hot one... he's still getting an advantage since he's getting "double" the nurse for "half" the price... 


Edit: "rectal exam 2 votes" 2 gays detected in this thread!

[gman8181]

I'm reserving my vote simply to ensure that rectal exam doesn't win...