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Keep on going downstraem

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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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Total Members Voted: 9

[xominxac]

We know too little.

[peregarrett]

Fill pipe with spare sock, light it and puff. This will cheer him up.

[AfellowDwarf]

But just as I lied down I heard a single muttering still trying to order me around.
Apparantly it wanted me to collect the spiderwebs...
uhhm...

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That just made my day, although it was hilarious altogether.


We should try to drink what remains of the alchohol on the map. I suggest we use some rubble to create a brewery in the empty spot next to the hospital. We can brew our berries there. To remain unnoticed, we should paint our beard with the blood on the scarf. No one will reconise us if our beard is suddenly a different, more easily noticable color.

Edit
We should also peak through the north wall carefully. If our neighbor isn't there anymore, we should rob him.

Edit2:
Am I the only one who had to quote the post to see which color responded with which description, safe the mines?

[gman8181]

While wearing the scarf, attempt to sneak through the fortress quietly like a dwarf ninja, in the direction of the nearest booze.

[Tevish Szat]

I think we should go for the mining area.  We don't have much, but  Mines are fun places.  Assuming they're not infested with something or other.

Avoid the barracks and the nobles, to be sure

[AfellowDwarf]

Avoid the barracks and the nobles, to be sure

Nobles are weak and tend to die anyway. Killing a few is for the good of the fort, and won't bring any great risk of discovery so long as we confront them on their own. Strange them and smash the skull with the cog.

Edit:
We should wrap the scarf around our face and head for the hospital, faking injury. There, we can practice our social skills with other injured dwarves while being fed. Maybe we should make sure the chief medical dwarf goes missing to prolong our stay.

[slowpokez]

Ok, too many suggestions, time for a vote!

[slowpokez]

As a majority of the voices argued over where we should be heading next some had other plans in mind. The strange one whom had earlier got me into all the trouble with the webs told me that I should dye my beard to hide my identity.
I tried to argue that noone knew what I looked like so what's the point of altering my look in such a way?
But it was determined...
I tried to smear of the blood on my beard but it was too dry to stick, the snot on the other hand got stuck in little lumps..

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Brilliant -____-'

Anotherone tried to cheer me up by suggesting that I smoked the spare sock...
I was just about to say something when I realised how futile it would be to engage in a discussion about such a subject.

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...
If someone saw me now they'd think I was insane. Oh wait...

[TALLPANZER]

Dude! toss that sock and get some longLand Grass or rag weed!

[gman8181]

Yeah and clean the snot from your face before the germs spread!

[xominxac]

Clean snot, explore.

[triato]

knap two stones and make an  injury on yourself, just enough to get into the hospital. Toughness and eventually social skills, we could also hear gossip in the hospital.

All of that after getting some alcohol.

[AfellowDwarf]

Now that we've got fire, we should toss the soch through the crack so that we dont need to see that crack anymore.

[peregarrett]

Relax, dude. Keep smoking, watch the engraving, craft cloth dolls from pieces of that sock and put them on the window... keep calm.

And then go for a walk. Start from noble quarters, then visit armory, treasury, goods store... claim whatever looks nice and what isn't somebody's else.

[Lt_Alfred]

Look through the crack again to see if your neighbor's wife is sleeping.