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Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

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Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

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Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

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[slowpokez]

All right, I'll have some free time tomorrow, what shall the next course of action be?

[Kaos]

WHY HURT THE HUMANS AT ALL? THEY ARE OUR NATURAL ALLIES AGAINST THE GOBLINS.

Filthy human-lover. All humans are gready, racist demon worshippers. They are no better then goblins, just more skilled at hiding their utter depravity. Not to mention that they make us dwarves seem small.

But, but, but... they have tall whores! 

All right, I'll have some free time tomorrow, what shall the next course of action be?

Definitely whores!

[Tirion]

WHY HURT THE HUMANS AT ALL? THEY ARE OUR NATURAL ALLIES AGAINST THE GOBLINS.

Filthy human-lover. All humans are gready, racist demon worshippers. They are no better then goblins, just more skilled at hiding their utter depravity. Not to mention that they make us dwarves seem small.

But, but, but... they have tall whores! 

All right, I'll have some free time tomorrow, what shall the next course of action be?

Definitely whores!

I AGREE ON BOTH COUNTS. THOUGH I ADD THAT WE DON'T NEED TO START A NEW WAR, WINNING THE ONE OUR PEOPLE ALREADY FIGHT WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN US GLORY IN THE EYES OF BOTH DWARVESM ELVES AND HUMANS.

[AfellowDwarf]

Filthy human-lover. All humans are gready, racist demon worshippers. They are no better then goblins, just more skilled at hiding their utter depravity. Not to mention that they make us dwarves seem small.

But, but, but... they have tall whores! 

I'm not saying we shouldn't keep our arms open for human traitors. That includes whores. They're especially welcome, even. You see, whores are basically scantly dressed sellswords sans swords. They're among the most likely groups to join us. Not to mention that we need whores for our military. We needn't exclude military with weird fetishes.(Female goblins will prove difficult, however.)

I AGREE ON BOTH COUNTS. THOUGH I ADD THAT WE DON'T NEED TO START A NEW WAR, WINNING THE ONE OUR PEOPLE ALREADY FIGHT WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN US GLORY IN THE EYES OF BOTH DWARVESM ELVES AND HUMANS.

Good luck getting either group to follow us. We have no opportunity to lead dwarf nor human, and we're unable to deal with the goblins on our own. And if we could deal with them, we'd merely be able to claim that we killed the demon. The elves, on the other hand, must be desperate by now.

All right, I'll have some free time tomorrow, what shall the next course of action be?

Leave these caves while collecting small, unusual looking plants in the chestnut bag. Venture into the second cave level and look around. Whilst doing this, keep an eye out for whores.

Edit:
Also, there are only two cavern levels here, the dwarves must've sealed one off. Let's try to find out which one; we'll need to look for constructed walls.

Edit2:
If we do find a way to deal with the goblins on our own that doesn't require discretion, we could join up with the goblins. I hear they are very loose on their morals.

[slowpokez]

Ahh well, can't do too much about that at the moment anyway...
Maybe we should leave? I'm kinda hungry.
Nah don't worry Nerin lots of food down here and the beast doesnt seem to be around.
But while you head out of here you might as well pick up some strange looking plants along the way, never know when they might come in useful. Should we go to the next cavern perhaps?
Hmmm, to get there Nerin would have to backtrack to the staircase and go that route.
Well, we'll set out in that direction at least.
Why.... Why can't I just go and have a nice drink somewhere! Now I'm in a bloody cave drinking water and eating raw mushrooms...sigh...

*After a few minutes of tedious gathering*

Whores!
Whores?
Whores!?
Whores!
Whores!
Whores!
What the fuck, why this sudden obsession with whores? I'm trying to work here...

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Can't you at least attempt to be a bit classy?
What you know 'bout class country-boy?
Well! uhmm...I don't really know anything but I do know that it's not classy to talk about whores all the time!
~Well excuse us~! From now on they shall be reffered to as ladies whom exchange cerain services for currency!

Ladies whom exchange cerain services for currency!
Ladies whom exchange cerain services for currency!
Ladies whom exchange cerain services for currency!

Uhh....sigh...

*A few hours of herbpicking and discussing the subject of whores later*

Be on your guard Nerin...
Huh?
Look over there.

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Silence!
What?!
My crundle sense is tingeling!
Are...are you serious, we saw the crundles a minute ago...
That only means it's as sharp as ever!
But that don...wtf is a crundlesense anyway?
Don't bother with him...Nerin gotta decide how we wanna handle the situation...crundles rarly go alone.
How far is it to the exit?
Five min max.
On the other hand crundles are weak.
So is Nerin though.
Uhmm...what is a crundle?
That doesnt matter either!
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Udate got a bit delayed...never mix whisky and clear liquor.

[AfellowDwarf]

Crundles! That means we're at least in cavern level 2, so the lowest visible cavern should be cavern level 3. Good to know.

Let's see, we need to keep watching them, move slowly and have our axe at the ready. If they threathen us with noise, we need to make slightly louder noise without exerting ourselves. Nerin is not a good fighter(That is to say, he won't dodge well), so we should try to avoid conflict. We don't want to get wounded again.

Edit:
Alternatively, we could take a hand of flour and blow it through a small fire, pretending we're a dragon.

Edit2:
We could also throw them an edible mushroom, then a bunch of random others, in the hopes of making them unwell.

Edit3:
Crundles don't scavenge, do they? We could pretend to eat something, cough and hack, then fall down and pretend to be dead.

Edit4:
Put a few mushrooms on our head and shout "Roar. I am a crundle". _{Not to be confued with: "*Roar* I am a crundle."}

Edit5:
We scream, point a finger away from the exit and make a run for it.

Edit6:
Sing something and hope they like it?

[Tirion]

Run like a horde of crundles is chasing us.

[AfellowDwarf]

Run like a horde of crundles is chasing us.

We could also try running like a happy little girl.

[Tirion]

Run like a horde of crundles is chasing us.

We could also try running like a happy little girl.

Who is chased by a horde of crundles.

[AfellowDwarf]

We could also try running like a happy little girl.

Who is chased by a horde of crundles.

In a way she views as playful, yes.

Edit: I'll just give heads up again. I'm bumping this thread on the 30th.

[gman8181]

Slowpokez, YOU ARE GOOD AT DRAWING.  That is all.

[Kaos]

let's try on the gauntlet! it's a whole pack of crundles, didn't you notice the glaring eyes in the background?

[AfellowDwarf]

let's try on the gauntlet! it's a whole pack of crundles, didn't you notice the glaring eyes in the background?

Risky. The gauntlet crundle would normally have no reason to betray its kin. We'd be betting on some pretty bitter rivalry with the rest of the group.

[Tirion]

let's try on the gauntlet! it's a whole pack of crundles, didn't you notice the glaring eyes in the background?

Risky. The gauntlet crundle would normally have no reason to betray its kin. We'd be betting on some pretty bitter rivalry with the rest of the group.

Then let us wear the gauntlet and fight those crundles!

[AfellowDwarf]

Then let us wear the gauntlet and fight those crundles!

Look at what you're saying, man. You're suggesting we use the mind corrupting super-weapon on what is basically one step up from rabbits.