Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Keep on going downstraem

0 (0%)

Time for some heroic swimming?...no?

0 (0%)

Find a dead tree or other long object, work as a group to hoist it across. (With emphasis on actually finding said object...)

4 (44.4%)

Invent some absurd creation involving rope and stuff which slowly pulls tied up people across…

5 (55.6%)

Total Members Voted: 9

[WillowLuman]

Well, if you're keen on an interrogation, the thing to do would be to tell them, and get them to do all the ambushing and kidnapping. I don't think we should capture her at all, but if you want to, that's the way to do it.

[AfellowDwarf]

But then, the elves could decide to take a different course of action. Such as trying to have a friendly chat with the possible night creature, or just sleeping while she's around.

[WillowLuman]

I dunno, a couple of these elves seem like real shady types.

[crazedjesster]

We should be nude when we approach her!!

[NAV]

No way. We're not shaving!

[AfellowDwarf]

Let's clothe ourselves in nothing but a couple of large leaves instead.

[crazedjesster]

Let's clothe ourselves in nothing but a couple of large leaves instead.

+1 I can live with this!!

[AfellowDwarf]

We'll want an extra long leaf in front. For obvious reasons.

[WillowLuman]

I'm gonna vote against that. Honestly, lusting after humans...

[AfellowDwarf]

Woah there, I said nothing about lusting. We'd just be intimidating her with our dwarfenly physique.

[Tirion]

I'm gonna vote against that. Honestly, lusting after humans...

I second that. Size difference is too big, she'd be too loose for us to be enjoyable.  Or not. Who knows, I don't remember trying humans... well, not enough of them to draw conclusions.

[NAV]

Dwarves are shorter and broader than humans.

[AfellowDwarf]

Dwarves are shorter and broader than humans.

Not always. Have you ever tried cutting the legs off a fat one?

[crazedjesster]

We must be naked clad in a leaf or two, even if going through her belongings.

[gman8181]

So you want to approach a potentially dangerous person clad only in leaves?

On the off chance that we have to make a quick escape, I'd rather not have Nerin run back to camp without any if his belongings just because it's slightly more... cough cough... intimidating... to approach our target wearing only the local plant life.

Don't get me wrong, it's an entertaining prospect but perhaps saved for a better time.

Ugh and now I feel like I'm saying this to all the funny suggestions but cost vs benefit guys. I want to actually make it to the tower and check that stuff out without something going horribly wrong before we even arrive.