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[Slayerhero90]

There's this classic...

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Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore!

Well that's the funniest goddamn thing I've read in a while.

I imagine Dumbledore bursting in Kool-Aid style.

What would make it better would be if, instead of Dumbledore, it was Gandalf who burst in.

[Neonivek]

http://www.youtube.com/user/myimmortalbyzenia

Might as well post what I watched for My Immortal illustrated. Unfortunately it is rocky until 15 or so episodes.

It ended up being the best "illustrated" one on youtube that was also finished.

[Neonivek]

DANG IT!

Now I am hungry for animated Fanfiction and I can't find any good ones!

[lordcooper]

Erotic Harry Potter fan fiction that pairs Hermione with the sorting hat.

The hat continued his grinding motions atop her head, groaning softly with each thrust.

Sure, she thought, he's a hat. But what a hat!

[Scelly9]

...

This entire thread, man.

[kerlc]

Dang it, someone already posted The HL fic.

Oh well. posting to watch, then.

[PenguinEmperor]

Thirty Hs.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jervill]

You really can't beat words made out of women and motorcycles.  And Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal.

[Graknorke]

Thirty Hs.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit.
That is amazing. Is there any sort of prequel, or is chapter one the most context we'll get?

[Flying Dice]

Thirty Hs.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit.
That is amazing. Is there any sort of prequel, or is chapter one the most context we'll get?

That's all there is. It's a surrealist masterpiece.

[Nilik]

John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother was one day in an office typing on the computer...

Curse youuuuuuuuuu! Beaten!

In which case I can only add "Legolas by laura", a hilariously bad self-insertion fic by a Legolass obsessed teenage girl. Not as funny as "My Immortal", but looks to be genuine, rather than a troll fic.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/LegolasByLaura

[Neonivek]

Yeah but Laura and Legolas already has a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg

Also she isn't a teenage girl... she is 12

[NobodyPro]

Yeah but Laura and Legolas already has a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1m6alg

Also she isn't a teenage girl... she is 12

Words cannot describe how I feel right now but this picture should do nicely:

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Spoiler: DO NOT READ (click to show/hide)

Draco leaned up in extra-close n' I looked tha fuck into his stupid-ass gothic red eyes (he was bustin color contacts) which revealed so much wack sorrow n' evilnizz n' then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Draco busted mah crazy ass passionately. Draco climbed on top of mah crazy ass n' our crazy asses started ta make up keenly against a tree yo. Dude took of mah top n' I took of his clothes. I even took of mah bra. Then he put his cold-ass thangie tha fuck into mah you-know-what n' our crazy asses did it fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was beginnin ta git a orgazzle. Our thugged-out asses started ta kiss everywhere n' mah pale body became all warm fo' realz. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore biaatch!

Run it through Gizoogle and read it again...

[Mr Space Cat]

Spoiler: DO NOT READ (click to show/hide)

Draco leaned up in extra-close n' I looked tha fuck into his stupid-ass gothic red eyes (he was bustin color contacts) which revealed so much wack sorrow n' evilnizz n' then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Draco busted mah crazy ass passionately. Draco climbed on top of mah crazy ass n' our crazy asses started ta make up keenly against a tree yo. Dude took of mah top n' I took of his clothes. I even took of mah bra. Then he put his cold-ass thangie tha fuck into mah you-know-what n' our crazy asses did it fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was beginnin ta git a orgazzle. Our thugged-out asses started ta kiss everywhere n' mah pale body became all warm fo' realz. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore biaatch!

Run it through Gizoogle and read it again...

Oh man, Gizoogle looks hilarious. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Apples, gangsta-style.

In other news, my brain is now all the mush.

[Korbac]

Spoiler: DO NOT READ (click to show/hide)

Draco leaned up in extra-close n' I looked tha fuck into his stupid-ass gothic red eyes (he was bustin color contacts) which revealed so much wack sorrow n' evilnizz n' then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I Draco busted mah crazy ass passionately. Draco climbed on top of mah crazy ass n' our crazy asses started ta make up keenly against a tree yo. Dude took of mah top n' I took of his clothes. I even took of mah bra. Then he put his cold-ass thangie tha fuck into mah you-know-what n' our crazy asses did it fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was beginnin ta git a orgazzle. Our thugged-out asses started ta kiss everywhere n' mah pale body became all warm fo' realz. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore biaatch!

Run it through Gizoogle and read it again...

Oh man, Gizoogle looks hilarious. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Apples, gangsta-style.

In other news, my brain is now all the mush.

WARNING : NOT SAFE FOR MIND. It's hilarious for the first half a page, but then, ughh...