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[TheZoomZoll]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?

QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.

[LordSlowpoke]

Descend from convenient lounge area and PAP the dragon on his snout.

[GreatWyrmGold]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?

QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.

Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.

[ggamer]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?

QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.

Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.

Cyborg Unit 8eta-7 is packing a 150mm artillery cannon firing APDS shells specially designed for taking down high-resilience organic targets, so your survival is not likely.













_{SHIT I'M N8T SUPP8SED T8 8E REVEALED YET 8H F8CK}

[Greenstarfanatic]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?

QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.

Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.

Cyborg Unit 8eta-7 is packing a 150mm artillery cannon firing APDS shells specially designed for taking down high-resilience organic targets, so your survival is not likely.













_{SHIT I'M N8T SUPP8SED T8 8E REVEALED YET 8H F8CK}

Yay for Vriska's speech pattern. I shall now provide the appropriate music.

[PlutoniumApe]

javierpwn rolled: 2

Welcome back, ladies and gents, to action so tense the whole arena's trembling.



When we last left our combatants, they were delving into the innards of a mighty gold leviathan
Looks like Blademaid's cunning move has paid out, though...



... because HEWAUB is dissolving in the wyrm's deadly digestive juices
Somebody get this guy some antacid! or this fight is over before you can say 'Magaldrate'

Robocorn rolled: 2

PlutoniumApe rolled: 6

Hold on to your seats, ladies and gents, 'cause HEWAUB's in for the rebound
Looks like it's getting all christmassy in here



Blademaid's taking the hit, with an energy beam frying the old leather bag
courtesy of Kris Kringle and a very angry cyclops

GreatWyrmGold rolled: 1

The beam guts the Wyrm like a fish, spilling his innards in the arena
dropping to the ground like a wet bag of sand

ggamer rolled: 2

Anarchy, ladies and gents, pure mayhem. The crowd is going wild, as the dragon crashed into the ranks
taking all his tormenters with him... and... what was that? Did somebody bring explosives?



Let's consult the satellites for a recap - because I sure as hell don't know what's going on anymore



The wyrm is down, ladies and gentlemen, and with him half of the stadium.

Since there's no sign of the combatants, he might as well have taken them with him.

Is this fight over this soon? Did the lizard bury his victims under his bloated carcass?
Who will pay for all the damages? Who will reimberse the families of the crushed observers?

Noone, that's who. And because this can't possibly be the end of it, stay tuned for the next round of ROLL TO DUEL!

[TheZoomZoll]

PlutoniumApe?!
Date Registered:
August 21, 2011, 15:00:00

WHAT?!

[Xantalos]

Absorb GWG's corpse
Sit on Robocorn's head

[Freshmaniscoolman]

What is this, and can I join?

[TheZoomZoll]

What is this, and can I join?

2 random things doing random stuff.
Do you want to join the fight of the 2 random things?Don't think its possible.
Want to fuck around and launch a missile at the 2 random things?I think its possible.

[miauw62]

Patch up hole using socks fused togheter with magma!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Throw all of my everything at Plutoniumape!

[Persus13]

build a time machine and bet against blade maid.

[ggamer]

holy shit

ERROR: SHOT WIDE

Oh man, that didn't end well.

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And in recent news, The legendary new performance stadium known simply as 'The Stadium' suffered massive structural damage when, during the debut match between Robocorn and PlutoniumApe, the stadium's 'No rules' environment allowed a large cannon to be fired.

Uh, Janice, hate to break in on your piece, but we have a live press conference from The Stadium's owner, Jeffrey Lolli.

"Mister Lolli, what is the extent of the damage on the infrastructure of the stadium?"

"Well, as you all know, all of the people injured during this accident have, in fact, signed liability waivers. That being said, this sort of incident was completely in-line with several disaster scenarios, and in fact we have contained most of the damage to the immediate area around The Pit. You, In the back."

"Mister Lolli, is there any word on which political guests were injured in the incident?"

"..."

"I have no comment at this time."



Silence reigns in the small apartment. Two long-time friends, a troll and a penguin, watch in awe as sweeping camera shots show the giant hole in the middle of the stadium. One of them, the penguin, finally speaks after a long silence.

Do you think John's alright?

after a quick second of hesitation, the troll speaks.

Are you kidding me? Amateur hour shit like this won't affect John. He's practically a god. It's Ro-Bowser I'm worried for. I mean, the last suite of armor upgrades we have him should have shielded him from the blast, but-

We've got more pressing matters to attend to, Vris.

Right, right. You were telling me about the handyman?

With a few taps on a tablet sitting on the small coffee table they sit at, a viewscreen springs to life on the wall, with a picture of a hardened looking Jade-blood troll.

The Handyman. He's acting commander of the PMC division of the Machianna crime syndicate. He's also in the inner circle, and purportedly reports to the big fatass himself.

A picture flashes on the viewscreen, showing the same troll having a pleasant lunch with a very overweight Italian man.

Bastard's responsible for seven PWs fought against a number of opponents, and is the primary leg breaker of M-SYN.

Another picture flashes, this one of the troll entering The Stadium.

This motherfucker loves violence, and bought a ticket for the private seating on the outside layer of The Pit.

A picture flashes of the hole in the middle of The Stadium.

The good news? he was near the area pulverized by the blast. Bad news? We lost an operative along with him, so we have no idea if he's actually dead. We need confirmation, Vris.

I can't get Earthside for at least a few hours, that's too much of a gap.

I know. We have two people who can get there in a few minutes though.

I think I understand. Beta-Seven is more suited for direct confrontations, though. he'd give away his position too early. We'd have to use John, he's the only one that could straight stealth it.

Alright then, I'm signing off on it. Give him the go-ahead.

Roger.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I had a Contingency spell active. If I were to be about to die, it would teleport me to a safe place, like the Astral Plane or my lair.
Have that activate prehumously.