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[Furtuka]

I begin forcefeeding other audience members to GWG in order to increase the odds of my bet working out

[javierpwn]

Keep rolling until I hit the arena
Start absorbing people as I roll

[GreatWyrmGold]

Induce vomiting in self. Incinerate vomit.

IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.

If I notice this despite the indigestion, thank Greenstar. Try not to incinerate him.

[Doomblade187]

Stop GWG from vomiting up the combatants using any necessary means.

[Xantalos]

Rip out GWG's guts, and then eat them and burrow inside his chest cavity.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why does everyone hate me so much?

[Greenstarfanatic]

IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.

[GreatWyrmGold]

IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.

If I notice this despite the indigestion, thank Greenstar. Try not to incinerate him.

[Persus13]

Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.

If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.

[TheZoomZoll]

Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.

If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.

Tell GWG that the blademaid is naked and sludgy to help him vomit.
If that doesn't work take a dump in front of GWG and pee on it.If that didn't phase him,put somebody to eat it.
Preferably some random guy.

[javierpwn]

Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.

If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.

Im just laughing at the fact that the dragon is wearing glasses, to make him look like a classic geek.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.

If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.

Im just laughing at the fact that the dragon is wearing glasses, to make him look like a classic geek.

We're all nerds or geeks here. It was a fair assumption.
As noted, the glasses have a slight resemblance to a pair I owned a few years ago. Wrong color, but other than that...sorta spooky.

[ggamer]

Man, this fight is craaaaaOOOOOOOOH NO

A wild Wyrm Tail appears!

John: 1

Ro-Bowser: 1

Before John can generate a wind barrier, him and Ro-Bowser are swatted across the stadium and (3) John manages to create a current to soften the impact, and not kill anybody!

One new message

Not the time! My fucking aaaaarm

Ro, you okay?

...

Oh no...

THREAT MODE ACTIVATED

Dude, really don't need to do this right now!

UNPACKING CANNON

Dude, stop it...

CORRECTING FOR WIND SPEED

Oh you asshole, i'm the only source of wind!

TARGET SIGHTED: GREAT WYRM GOLD

Man, don't shoot that dragon...

FIRING MAIN CANNON

Son of a...

[GreatWyrmGold]

WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?