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Author Topic: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND VI: HAIROMANCY  (Read 27470 times)

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
« Reply #105 on: February 07, 2013, 06:51:19 pm »
.... Always with the continguancy spells.....

CRUSH EVERYTHING!
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2013, 07:30:21 pm »
Another knight walks into the stands.

"At least there's more than one of us- the boss has to have somebody record this."
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2013, 08:47:24 pm »
epic! betting my left big toe on PA
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2013, 11:12:38 pm »
Well there's some egg custards I'm not getting back. Can't perform surgery on the dead. Oh well, maybe I can make up these losses.

I open up a souvenir stand next to the rubble and start selling GWG's scales to audience members. And I try to sell the scales to the contestants too if they come close.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #109 on: February 08, 2013, 04:59:53 am »
The man in a spacesuit pipes up.
"Those scales should fetch a good price on the space market. Yes, the space market. I'm a space guy. I'll be accepting autographs over here."
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #110 on: February 08, 2013, 11:07:08 pm »
Two new messages

Fine, whatever.

John looks down to check his PDA, and sees two messages.

From: KK

Message: Careful, HM at TS, 3G, try not to trip over your own stupidity fuckface.

From: Vris <3

Message: HM is at TS, injured. CoD must be found. NIN, you know what to do.

John reads these for a short time, then looks back to Ro-Bowser with a grim look.

Hey Ro, I have some business I need to take care of. Directive 8-92 is under affect.

Directive Recognized

Interrogative: Are you sure you do not need help

Yeah... Yeah, i'm sure.

And so John walks to the outer edges of the rim, trepidation in his step...
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #111 on: February 10, 2013, 01:28:54 pm »
MEANWHILE....
At the gate of the duel...

« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 02:00:46 pm by Angelos »
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #112 on: February 10, 2013, 01:30:55 pm »
I personally like the 3rd panel the best....
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #113 on: February 15, 2013, 02:45:00 pm »



DRAGON SCALES!
GOLD DRAGON SCALES!
GET YOUR FRESHLY PLUCKED DRAGON SCALES WHILE THEY'RE HOT
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2013, 03:08:01 pm »
Use my sock powers to turn dragon scales into socks. Start construction on ultra-sock.
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2013, 05:27:41 pm »
The smoke has almost settled among the wreckage, former tunnels becoming bare like an anthill cut in half. John uses his wind powers to lift himself up into the hallways of the outer layer of The Pit, and looks down at his PDA.

Right, target is... three floors down.

With a flick of his wrist, the air stirs, faster and faster till it forms into a man-sized drill. It bores down three floors of tempered Dam-steel alloy before stopping at a luxurious room. John follows his drill, and with another motion his wind-drill dissipates. he looks around and, following a trail of jade green blood, finds the corpse of a heavy set troll.

Bloody fuck... That... hurt...

Are you The Handyman?

Fuckin' right ya tosser, ya gonna stare at me all day?

No. No i'm not.

John puts his hands together, focusing on a small, three inch wide hurricane in-between his hands.

The rights that have been afforded to you are no longer in affect.

The hurricane's diameter shrinks, becoming a three foot long pole of wind.

For crimes against sentient life, you are being summarily executed.

The hurricane shrinks to the size of a long bullet, and begins to spin faster and faster.

Goodb- Nggghhh

And the hurricane dissipates, as a large pool of blood stains his hoodie.

He's mine, bitch.

Two casings and a god fall to the ground, both as lifeless as the other.

Hah! Look at ya fat bitch! I was thinkin' that y-

The assailant knocks out the troll, helmet visor slowly rising.

You're coming with me. You're too good for Cerberus to pass up.

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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #116 on: February 19, 2013, 07:12:10 pm »
How long's a guy gotta wait to get his lolololo on?
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #117 on: February 19, 2013, 07:25:41 pm »
"I'm sorry sir but we only accept payments of roast pork and egg custard. No apple strudel while appreciated, is not our accepted form of currency at this stand."
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #118 on: February 20, 2013, 12:02:15 pm »
"What the price of three scales?"
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Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
« Reply #119 on: February 22, 2013, 12:45:16 am »
"12 Egg Custards or a slab of crunchy roast pork"
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