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[Xantalos]

Whom?

Me.

No not you. You go ally with Sapt Golgo and go FUGHT amongst each other over whether change is entropy.

Whom?

Elder God of Fire and Burnination that just appeared?

................................................................................................You gon' diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie boy.

I happen to be an Ancient of Fire and Burnination, in a pantheon. I'm essentially a really durable Younger God that doesn't need worshipers to survive. I'm literally in one of the best, most tenable positions possible.

Oh, and Azthor, alliance?

Yes, a durable younger god who doesn't need worshippers. Sounds like a WEAKER ELDER GOD. Come on X͏a͡ņt͏y, bring me into t͏he͝ universe and become one

with e̵̫ͩͦͮ̒̔ͭn̶͖͗ͤͯ͐ͪ̅̀t̢̢̖̘̞̲̺̬ͬ͆͂ͦ͜r̴̷̗͎̬̫͚͓ͥͮỏ̰͔̣͎ͪ̐̾ͧ̚͞p̪̲̦̟̤̓͐͐̇̅̒͡y͎͈͉͎͚̮̤̓͡.

Hah. Patheric Elder God doesn't realize that number of Mighty Acts they get will eventually run out, while I'll get acts literally forever! Ah ah ah!

[Ukrainian Ranger]

I reduced your APT gain from your cult

[Xantalos]

I reduced your APT gain from your cult

And I yours. Still, that doesn't actually hurt me, just the gestalt entity that is me and my pantheon. Still, I imagine they should recover soon enough.
I've actually resolved to kill you now, though. It's gone beyond 'STAY OUT OF MAH TERRITORY' territory.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

I was very disappointed that steal fire ended in - give birth to some useless wyrms.
Should find a way to die in a spectacular way

[Firelordsky]

I was very disappointed that steal fire ended in - give birth to some useless wyrms.
Should find a way to die in a spectacular way

Become one with Russia Avarian. Give me all your power. Jk.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I was very disappointed that steal fire ended in - give birth to some useless wyrms.
Should find a way to die in a spectacular way

Detonate yourself when you teleport next to your greatest enemy.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Detonate yourself when you teleport next to your greatest enemy.

Used that once in another god game. But I detonated myself inside the enemy

[Jbg97]

I was very disappointed that steal fire ended in - give birth to some useless wyrms.
Should find a way to die in a spectacular way

Have sex with the concept of fire itself and birth explosive babies. Bring the explosive babies with you while teleporting next to your greatest enemy, detonate yourself along with the babies and rip open a hole into the Veil.

[Xantalos]

I was very disappointed that steal fire ended in - give birth to some useless wyrms.
Should find a way to die in a spectacular way

Have sex with the concept of fire itself and birth explosive babies. Bring the explosive babies with you while teleporting next to your greatest enemy, detonate yourself along with the babies and rip open a hole into the Veil.

Alternatively, get burninated.

[Xantalos]

Not to nitpick, GWG, but he slew you with that magma sword I gave him.

EDIT:
Heh. Ha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *insert uncontrollable laughter*

SHE BROKE HER OWN MORAL CODE BECAUSE SHE HATES ME SO MUCH! BWAHAHAHAHA! OH! Oh MAN it feels good to make people violate their own guidelines.
Heh.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Impulsiveness again.

What amuses me - I am building a base at a nuke... Sure, nothing can go wrong. Damned IC

[Xantalos]

...
I just had the BEST IDEA.

[Jbg97]

...
I just had the BEST IDEA.

NO. NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONO. ALL YOUR "GOOD IDEAS" END HORRIBLY FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED EXCLUDING YOU. I AM SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT CHOICES THAT END WITH ME NAKED IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF MORTALS AND YOU WITH MY GOLDEN EGG, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN FIND THE VAULT ANYWAY‽

[micelus]

...Vault? Egg? Have I missed an important plot point or are these just the crazed whispers of a dead god?

Also, I am on the 'waitlist' right? Just making sure.

[Xantalos]

...Vault? Egg? Have I missed an important plot point or are these just the crazed whispers of a dead god?

Also, I am on the 'waitlist' right? Just making sure.

Crazed whispers of a dead god, nothing to see here folks.






If you must know, the vault was in the place where it wasn't, thus giving me amle opportunity to find it by looking for myself not looking for it, then teleporting tribacksideupways through the DF universe to a specific set of coordinates that formerly contained a masterwork osrtitch egg roast but instead had an immortal demonspawn of mine guarding the entrance to the vault, who owed me a favor and let me in. From there it was a simple matter to redirect you to the fake vault you built that strips anyone who enters and put them onstage at a Justin Beiber concert. I win.