Remind me where Eversummer is?
Hey i just noticed this:
3. On the Matter of The Squiddles: Any godlike being wanting to interact with the Squiddles is now allowed to interact with them, in order to reduce the overcrowding on The Ninth Continent.
Dafuq?! How is raping my squiddles going to reduce overpopulation on the Ninth Continent?!
No one wants to rape them, only help them.
And he means
figurative overpopulation. We're focusing too much on it.
Even having tea with them?
"So, miss Cthulhu, I was wondering if you'd like some tea-"
"STOP YOU RAPIST ILL CALL THE POLICE"
YES. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE NEW OVERGOD SAYS, YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE ONLY UNTAINTED CREATURES LEFT ON THE PLANET.
Do you want me to pretend I believe you or to explain all the reasons you're wrong?
And I don't care if people like the physical representations of a dead insane creator god roaming the seas or not. Hurting the squiddles is just... wrong.
I do not intend to hurt the squiddles. I intend to help them.
...Which probably worries you.
The crow god just wants his siblings to stop fighting.
He's just sort of sick of it, with all the godslaying and the kidnapping.
Neyravah agree.
(Strangely, that is gramatically correct.)
And he also wants some of dat heroin fire now. :3
Disagree.
You make a good diplomat, Corvus.
Though seriously, Imma give Udil a prosthetic.
I Udil survives, he is old and a cripple. It would just take a god/otherthing/ascendant who dosen't like the dwarves to kill him. Bursting in the mountain home and wrecking shit should be easu for a being of godly power. Also if I get in I'm going to mess with the Squiddles soooooo much!
She's protected by The Spider; you can only harm him through physical combat.
Good thing I'm a dragon. A
two-headed dragon.
I don't know who that is.
And you call yourself a Knowledge god...
Mcclay. It isnt smart to make a god of entrophy an enemy...
Jbg. You aren't in a position to threaten anyone.
...I wonder who Udil is there to kill?
Me. The guy who got the dwarves together for the first time, which let him be king to all dwarves, not to mention creating the Fangdrakes that let him be famous for slaying one, not to mention the Flamoaks which make such excellent armor and packs, not to mention the Stonedrakes he hasn't noticed yet but will surely use.
I don't get it. I mean, sure, Neyravah made the drakes and stuff, but that just left the dwarves more powerful in the end. And, if it wasn't for me, Udil would just be a fisher.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I don't like one bit the idea of us spending acts so he can be protected and have a personal army of demigods, while he's basically making the north in his own little estate. I'm just saying, it remembers me of a few dictatorships... But hey, if you guys like the whole "Big brother is watching" thing, then go for it.
Like I'd actually let him take
my beings. Look how Neyravah reacted when the dwarves destroyed Their forests! ...Okay, look at how They
tried to react.