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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(There is no way this could go wrong!)

They will drain the ores and gems of the dwarven lands, eat the already refined metals and cut gems, excreting all they consume their burrows or in the jungle. Retrieving goods from either location is considered a suicide mission and is frequently undertaken by dwarves nearing the end of their lifetime; hoping to be useful to their families one last time. YOU DID THIS GWG.

YOU DID THIS!!!!
Technically, you birthed the world from the Void, which then led to the Creation of GWG, which means ITS YOUR FAULT

No, it is not his. Neyaravah is it's own free thinking entity.  Your statement would only be true if the Overgod controlled every single action of the lower entities, which at current time he doesn't.

I am a simple god. I eat the formless void outside the universe. I scratch my everchanging number of genitalia whenever I awake from my eons of slumber. But I am also a simple father. The squiddles are my children. If anyone touches my squiddles, for better or for worse, they will be purged. PURGED.

I still have your approval for the aura modifications, correct?

[Jbg97]

I am a simple god. I eat the formless void outside the universe. I scratch my everchanging number of genitalia whenever I awake from my eons of slumber. But I am also a simple father. The squiddles are my children. If anyone touches my squiddles, for better or for worse, they will be purged. PURGED.

I still have your approval for the aura modifications, correct?

Yeah, we cool.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(There is no way this could go wrong!)

Next Turn: They storm Dwarven settlements, eating all their already refined metals and gems, and excreting them deep in the jungles where no one can find them.

You're going to make me explain the joke, aren't you?

(There is no way this could go wrong!)

They will drain the ores and gems of the dwarven lands, eat the already refined metals and cut gems, excreting all they consume their burrows or in the jungle. Retrieving goods from either location is considered a suicide mission and is frequently undertaken by dwarves nearing the end of their lifetime; hoping to be useful to their families one last time. YOU DID THIS GWG.

Oh, please, that's an exaggeration. Surely that would require abysmal rolls or a GM who actively hates me. There's plenty of ways to make the dwarves hate me more without going to such extremes.

(There is no way this could go wrong!)

They will drain the ores and gems of the dwarven lands, eat the already refined metals and cut gems, excreting all they consume their burrows or in the jungle. Retrieving goods from either location is considered a suicide mission and is frequently undertaken by dwarves nearing the end of their lifetime; hoping to be useful to their families one last time. YOU DID THIS GWG.

YOU DID THIS!!!!
Technically, you birthed the world from the Void, which then led to the Creation of GWG, which means ITS YOUR FAULT

No, it is not his. Neyaravah is it's own free thinking entity.  Your statement would only be true if the Overgod controlled every single action of the lower entities, which at current time he doesn't.

And I do not control any of the drakes, and therefore cannot be held responsible for their actions. I certainly never intended to decimate dwarven populations.

[Ghazkull]

I lover your logic, you have introduced widly dangerous wildlife which the dwarves are barely holding off, you solution to that? Introduce more wildly dangerous giant wildlife

[GreatWyrmGold]

I lover your logic, you have introduced widly dangerous wildlife which the dwarves are barely holding off, you solution to that? Introduce more wildly dangerous giant wildlife

It's Neyravah's thing. They're a God of Life, they can't exactly exterminate things. Besides, these guys aren't carnivores at least...

Hey, I just realized something. That rock they eat has to go somewhere. Stonedrakes probably excrete mineral-rich soil. Cool!

[javierpwn]

Too bad blood is rich in iron........
And wouldn't eating refined metals be the equivalent of eating poop? Which most animals do not do(except dogs; but those are basically inbred wolves)


But I do agree GWG has faulty logic sometimes......

[GreatWyrmGold]

Too bad blood is rich in iron........

Um, technically true, but it's more like some rust dust mixed in with salt and other compounds in water. I don't think the Stonedrakes could even taste it.

But I do agree GWG has faulty logic sometimes......

Neyravah do. I am fully aware of how these things could go wrong.

[Firelordsky]

It's called roleplaying you guys. Insult the gods not the players of the gods.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It's called roleplaying you guys. Insult the gods not the players of the gods.

Unless the player is being a jerk or refusing to admit their(/ character's) mistakes.

[Jbg97]

It's called roleplaying you guys. Insult the gods not the players of the gods.

Unless the player is being a jerk or refusing to admit their(/ character's) mistakes.

Or leaves a game because they are outpowered 5-1, then bitches about it because they cannot instantly vaporize more than 3 quarters of the universes most powerful beings. *cough*LordBucket*cough*.

[Xantalos]

So is that everyone?

[javierpwn]

So is that everyone?

i think so....,

It's called roleplaying you guys. Insult the gods not the players of the gods.

Unless the player is being a jerk or refusing to admit their(/ character's) mistakes.

Or leaves a game because they are outpowered 5-1, then bitches about it because they cannot instantly vaporize more than 3 quarters of the universes most powerful beings. *cough*LordBucket*cough*.

so true, then again; you would think the Sun can't vaporize almost indestructible beings from several different dimensions, who are usually Ethereal in form....,

[Xantalos]

Not to be pushy or anything, but will the turn be up sometime? I've seen too many good games die of neglect to not be slightly worried.

[Jbg97]

Dead. Or sleeping?

[Ghazkull]

update coming when i have time...