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[ragnarok97071]

I find it hilarious that Taricus seems to like this guy so much when he just plain sucks at anything but wanton slaughter.
Seriously, it's like if you gave the god of murder that we had in one of the early Godhood games a button that says murder everything.

Technically, he gave Udil a button that says "Warden," which Udil interpreted to mean "Murder Execute whatever you want."

True, true. Close enough, though.

There is no way that this can end well.

That's what I said! But (almost) no one listened, again, until Udil freed Aodun.

I believed you. I just don't exist yet.

EDIT: Does someone have a running tally of all the shit he's done so far?

Even I lost track. If someone brings up something I forgot, Udil the Ungrateful, the Hateful, the Decietful, the Haughty, the Traitor, the Mad, Slayer of Nature, Burner of Forests, Bane of the Kind, Drakeslaughter, Giantkiller, Patricide, Deicide, Treecutter, Self-Made Bastard, Despoiler of Friendship, Coveter of All, Enslaver of Dwarves, Enemy of Peace, Wrathbeard, Bloodfists, Silverbarb, etc etc, may be getting some new titles.

I see the beginnings of a crowning moment of awesome speech in there somewhere.

Anyway, yeah. There is crazy things happening. lots of crazy people happening too. This should be ‼Fun‼

[Digital Hellhound]

Huh, I'm not sure if Qebeh did leave the rift. Excellent.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

He didn't.

[SunRaTheThird]

Thansk GM for letting me react

[Digital Hellhound]

If Azthor edits his act now, I will do the same.

SunRa, you are leaving the only protection you have and guaranteeing your own death. Please reconsider.

[SunRaTheThird]

So he attacks me or not?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

...is it possible you've actually gotten enuf dakka?

[ragnarok97071]

Is he capable of shooting every point in the universe at once? I believe that was agreed upon at least once to be 'enuff dakka'. Maybe requiring an additional specification of 'at every point in time', but I'm not sure.

[Digital Hellhound]

Is he capable of shooting every point in the universe at once? I believe that was agreed upon at least once to be 'enuff dakka'. Maybe requiring an additional specification of 'at every point in time', but I'm not sure.

It's not just about the volume. True dakka also needs ultimate power.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Also, don't forget "Hunter of Crows". Damn moonsieging dwarf...

Sadly, that hasn't happened yet.

There is no way that this can end well.

That's what I said! But (almost) no one listened, again, until Udil freed Aodun.

I believed you. I just don't exist yet.

Well, if you don't exist you probably don't count.
And I did say "almost"...

EDIT: Does someone have a running tally of all the shit he's done so far?

Even I lost track. If someone brings up something I forgot, Udil the Ungrateful, the Hateful, the Decietful, the Haughty, the Traitor, the Mad, Slayer of Nature, Burner of Forests, Bane of the Kind, Drakeslaughter, Giantkiller, Patricide, Deicide, Treecutter, Self-Made Bastard, Despoiler of Friendship, Coveter of All, Enslaver of Dwarves, Enemy of Peace, Wrathbeard, Bloodfists, Silverbarb, etc etc, may be getting some new titles.

I see the beginnings of a crowning moment of awesome speech in there somewhere.

I actually just copy-pasted that from an IC post for Nelkathat. Shh, it's a secret!

So he attacks me or not?

Probably.

...is it possible you've actually gotten enuf dakka?

NEVA ENUFF DAKKA!
Enough collateral damage, mayhaps...seriously, melee and Death Star lasers? Bound to end well...

[Xantalos]

Well you know what, I'll try to form a list of all that Udil has done. He has:
Desecrated a holy artifact and killed it's guardian and taken the guardian's power as well (emerald and Atlas)
Involved another in his affairs, leading to guilt by association for everything he did (Az-Sho, Sapt Golgo)
Forcibly seized control of a government (emerald home)
Slain the first and only Giant of War (with help)
Founded modern dwarven civilization (later negated)
Killed the Elder Goddess of Life (1.7 times)
Exterminated an entire species (drakes)
Showed aggressively expansionistic tendencies (Aldemas)
Coveted and attempted to conquer a god's city on the same turn on which it was established; laid claim to an ally's possessions (tunnels)
Betrayed a trusted ally for reasons of ambition (Az-Sho)
Showed no remorse when his entire species was killed, including his wife and son(s)
Became warden of a prison with one occupant; an (assumed) omnicidalist phoinex of immense power; Udil had previously made a bargain with this same entity
Promptly released said entity on the same turn it was imprisoned

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And Mighty Acts are known as 'true omnipotence"...


Also, fine, we shall call him "Fool-Who-Tried-To-Siege-The-Moon-With-Tunnels".

[Ghazkull]

Sadly you dont have enough Dakka...all considered you get a +9 Bonus on your rolls, together with Sunra you have 6 hitpoints.

Azthor has +21 on his rolls. I dont even need to roll...

[Digital Hellhound]

Ghaz - surprise attack, Az is attacking Qebeh. How does that work?

[SunRaTheThird]

So even if i use my mighty action i still die?