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[Ardas]

Its called "obey or die" policy. I have the jail keys too, so its my job to keep a leash on you all.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Again, what kind of bloody idiot trusts Udil with the keys to divine jail?

It's like trusting Az-Sho with Vanida's temples.

[javierpwn]

Who shall Udil kill next? Sabt Golgo, or the OverGod?
Only time will tell.

[GreatWyrmGold]

My character got transformed into the God of Chaos.

When did this happen?

Refer to the quote below:

The Universe seemed to shudder for a moment and reality itself seemed to unravel as Udil Dragonslayer opened the Gates to the Anghinwar. An Aura of Madness seemed to emanate from the very gates of the prison as finally Aodun burst forth.
Weakened and yet transformed, the former Elder God of Order had turned into the Younger God of Chaos. Starved and bereft of its very essence, the Phoenix had lost much of it's former Glory. But the very fires from which it consisted burned has hot and as bright as ever.

Ah.

Its called "obey or die" policy. I have the jail keys too, so its my job to keep a leash on you all.

So...what part of "warden" implies "judge, jury, executioner, lawmaker, and policeman"?
Not to mention that you probably will be losing your job soon, since not only did you free the jail's only prisoner, but you made him worse and more destructive while doing so. It's like if someone freed the Lex Luthor, but made him omnicidal and superpowered.
No offense, Azthor. Aodun's mostly a good guy, except for the good-Overgod-killing part.

Who shall Udil kill next? Sabt Golgo, or the OverGod?
Only time will tell.

Probably a couple of mortals trying to reach godhood.

[Ardas]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.

You will get your time in the cube too, don't worry.

[Deny]

And now Aur-Sha must survive.
Good luck, and remember, you make your own fate.

Aye. May the spirits of Udil's victims protect you.

Why thank you very much

[Azthor]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.

You will get your time in the cube too, don't worry.

I think I may have sort of turned the prison into the Dreamlands of R'lyeh, proceed with care.

[GreatWyrmGold]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.

No. You're not even worth the title of Judge Judy.

[Ardas]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.

You will get your time in the cube too, don't worry.

I think I may have sort of turned the prison into the Dreamlands of R'lyeh, proceed with care.

You do not question the Law! I AM THE LAW! Now be grateful I let you out, if not for that feather your ass would be canned still.

[GreatWyrmGold]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.
You will get your time in the cube too, don't worry.

I think I may have sort of turned the prison into the Dreamlands of R'lyeh, proceed with care.

You do not question the Law! I AM THE LAW!

No, you are the warden. Probably former warden, once Taricus realizes what's going on and fires you.

[Digital Hellhound]

Fires him? While Actless?

[GreatWyrmGold]

True. But his avatar can at least give him the two-week ten-turn notice. Or maybe he can undo the effect of that particular thing while "asleep"; wasn't he asleep or approaching it when Udil got the job?

[ragnarok97071]

I find it hilarious that Taricus seems to like this guy so much when he just plain sucks at anything but wanton slaughter.

Seriously, it's like if you gave the god of murder that we had in one of the early Godhood games a button that says murder everything.

There is no way that this can end well.

... So yeah I look forward to coming in on the inevitable wave of new gods after he kills you all.

EDIT: Does someone have a running tally of all the shit he's done so far?

[Azthor]

If you want to call me Judge Udil, feel free to do so.

You will get your time in the cube too, don't worry.

I think I may have sort of turned the prison into the Dreamlands of R'lyeh, proceed with care.

You do not question the Law! I AM THE LAW! Now be grateful I let you out, if not for that feather your ass would be canned still.

Very funny, Mr. Wrath, bUt I sUgGeSt tHoU hOlDeSt tHy pAnTs iN tHe OoC.

[Ghazkull]

Okay lets see since Azthor has chosen the random method for attacking i will be ordering the current rooster of Gods by Strength and then simply roll:

1: Traurig
2: Corvus
3: Qebeh
4: Nelkathar
5: Vanida
6: Aur-Sha
7: Feros
8: Grogonos
9: Lo Harum
10: Vasvaldi
11: Kar'lan
12: Sabt Golgo
13: Taerai

And the Unfortunate Victim is...3! Qebeh!

Writing Post now.