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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #150 on: February 07, 2013, 05:29:30 pm »

+1, but I reccomend we distract the cleric with our gobbos. If we take a lot of damage, breathe self, and flee for our lives! The cleric can't do anything about it, too, because he's silenced.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #151 on: February 07, 2013, 06:27:30 pm »

Doesn't breathing self, expel us from the host?  If it does, I wouldn't want to do it except if our host is going to die anyway.  If it doesn't then good idea.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #152 on: February 07, 2013, 07:00:27 pm »

That's what I said. If we're about to die, we breathe ourselves.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #153 on: February 07, 2013, 07:01:57 pm »

That's what I said. If we're about to die, we breathe ourselves.

Whoops sorry, really tired and not reading things right.

Totally agree

Edit:  The only addition I'd like is that while we escape, if it's convenient we should take that goblin chick with us.  She seems like a good lackey.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #154 on: February 07, 2013, 08:52:17 pm »

Pick up the barricade and charge at the party.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #155 on: February 09, 2013, 01:12:36 pm »

You and your goblins jump up from behind the barricade and attack the knight. You stab the knight before he gets over his surprise. The wound goes deep.
Unfortunately, the cleric just proceeds to heal him up...or tries too. This guy is not good at healing people. Still, the knight tries to retaliate, but is met with a goblin on his arm, mashing said arm with a small mace.(goblin's roll= 19)
It clearly hurt, and you hear a bone snapping. He proceeds to drop his double-handed sword, and quickly pulls out a smaller one with his other hand.

The other goblin, meanwhile, has decided to finally do what any other smart species would do, and attacks the medic first.
The first swing of his sword misses, giving the orc time to pull out his mace.(roll= 9) the second hit connects on the orc's arm.(roll=11) It doesn't do much.
The halfling is still messing with his crossbow, while the drow tried to sneak up behind you.
Key word here is "tried".(her roll=7)
You hit her leg with the flat of your blade, it doesn't do much.

She retaliates by hitting you in the shoulder. Fortunately, you have some armor there, making her hit do little more then give you a mild cut.(her roll=13 -3 metal armor =10)
Meanwhile, the goblin the knight is dealing with is really giving him hell. He dodges his attempted hit (knight's roll= 10) and then the goblin counter-strikes by hitting him on the hand. The knight is forced to drop his weapon.
The cleric, on the other hand, is doing better. The goblin managed to get another quick hit in, but then the cleric hits him in the chest.

The goblin flies backwards, with the air knocked out of him. The goblin fighting the knight notices, but has to dodge the kick sent by the knight.(spot check=10)
You and the drow, meanwhile, parry each-others blows for a bit. nobody gets any advantage.(both your rolls= 10)
The halfling managed to drop his crossbow, in the meantime.(his roll= 4) Real smooth.

Any changes to the current battle plan you wish to make?

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #156 on: February 09, 2013, 01:38:51 pm »

Well, for starters, roll better.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #157 on: February 09, 2013, 02:58:51 pm »

Take one strike at the drow, trying to incapacitate or kill, then charge at the cleric and run him through. If this fails, hack at the cleric or whoever stopped us. Also, roll better.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #158 on: February 09, 2013, 03:17:57 pm »

Swing at the drow's nearest weak spot. If it kills her, wonderful. Just try to incapacitate her in any way possible. Hamstring her, decpaitate, hack an arm off...

Then finish the knight off. Then the Cleric.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #159 on: February 09, 2013, 03:21:35 pm »

Swing at the drow's nearest weak spot. If it kills her, wonderful. Just try to incapacitate her in any way possible. Hamstring her, decpaitate, hack an arm off...

Then finish the knight off. Then the Cleric.


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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #160 on: February 09, 2013, 08:33:42 pm »

Just kill the cleric and take the others prisoner...
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #161 on: February 10, 2013, 03:12:53 pm »

Cleric before knight, definitely. Ww need to stop them healing.

Take a passing swipe at the drow and the charge the cleric.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #162 on: February 10, 2013, 04:13:47 pm »

You attempt hit the drow in an incapacitating matter, so you put all of your strength behind the attack.(this costs you quite a lot of stamina.)
Aaaannndddd.... (roll = 17) You hit her leg, go through the bone, and almost cut it off entirely. She gives the most blood-curdling scream she can muster before fainting from blood loss.
The halfling then finally makes his first sound that isn't the sound of a crossbow being pulled back. A scream. A very loud one at that. He throws his crossbow on the floor and removes his dagger (to a half-ling, a shortsword.) from his sheath and rushes at you.

You just kick him in the face. It stuns the little bastard and leaves you with the possibility to rush at the cleric.(roll=16)
Meanwhile, the goblin fighting the knight manages to fall off his back and, apparently, breaks his arm under his own weight. The knight then proceeds to put his boot on the goblin's skull and stomps down.(goblin's roll= 1) (knight's roll= 15)
The cleric, meanwhile, gives the floored goblin he hit another hit. Whatever intact ribs the goblin had, they are gone now. The goblin remains on the ground, gurgling.

You arrive and use your momentum to get in a strike. the cleric is faster then you'd like though, and he parries it with his mace. Your blow knocks it back into his face though, and he loses his right tusk. You crash into a wall. (both rolls=4)
The half-ling has only just managed to get back up, and the knight is limping this way.
You give a good swing at the orc's arm, but he hits you better. You get knocked in the face by his mace, probably causing a skull fracture.(your roll= 16) (his roll= 20

If you weren't a strong war-leader, you'd be dead.
Might be time to get the hell out of dodge. The cleric is probably going to have issues with his spells right now though. Of course, there's no guarantee on that.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #163 on: February 10, 2013, 04:24:41 pm »

Grab the cleric and breathe self straight down his throat.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #164 on: February 10, 2013, 04:32:12 pm »

Grab the cleric and breathe self straight down his throat.

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