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[Fr0stByt3]

Let's not betray her unless she ceases to be useful.  For now she might be our only competent follower, so getting rid of her might be counter productive.

Agreed.

Indeed.

[RAM]

Well obviously we need to remain allies long enough for her to appreciate the betrayal, but we need to betray her before she betrays us. It just wouldn't be fitting to permit the latter...

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well obviously we need to remain allies long enough for her to appreciate the betrayal, but we need to betray her before she betrays us. It just wouldn't be fitting to permit the latter...

We're the best boss she ever had. She's not betraying us any time soon, if ever.
Relatedly, she's the best minion we have; we shouldn't betray her any time soon.

[Fr0stByt3]

Well obviously we need to remain allies long enough for her to appreciate the betrayal, but we need to betray her before she betrays us. It just wouldn't be fitting to permit the latter...

We're the best boss she ever had. She's not betraying us any time soon, if ever.
Relatedly, she's the best minion we have; we shouldn't betray her any time soon.

Fully agreed. We're weak now. We need to use subtlety and subterfuge as our weapons. Cloak & Dagger. Cat and Mouse. Mind games. Twist our foes around, make them doubt themselves, their friends, their cause... and we've already won.
On that note, off to bed! Got school tomorrow, after all.

[Kitten Snot]

You order some last-minute preparations and get a single goblin to set up some bells.
You manage to get him to improvise with some chain-links and a ripped apart pack. The chain-links are good enough at making noise that it shouldn't be a problem. (improv roll= 17)
He goes through the hall-way to set up the trap, but quickly returns.
Goblin-slaver here!Me Set up trappie usingh arrow insted.(roll=20)

Sure enough, you hear a scream of pain from up ahead. It sounded like the knight.
Damned dungeon and it's dumb traps everywhere! I will find the setter of these traps...ARGh... AND RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
The party finally enters, the knight has a wound on his arm. Your goblins rush out, while you remain behind the barricade.
Time to do something fun. Figure out what to do, okay pumpkins?

Stats

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Unknown
HP: 15/15
Fatigue:15/15
Host:: Goblin war-boss.
Abilities: Poisonous breath(banishes you from body). Summoning gentle-goblin attire(illusion).
Status:Enjoying an excellent host
Ways of doing damage: Enchanted sword: Does basic iron sword damage and gives minor shocks to deal mana damage.
Breathe self: makes you leave your body and silences magic casters, causes minor damage to normal units.

[wer6]

Lets Charge at em and  wound them: then we tell the goblins too stop: we then proceed too offer them A deal: "Become slaves of us or Spend  eternal pain of slowly being taken apart!, Painfully!" If they choose slave then we got ourselves A slave: if not we cut off all there  finger nail's, finger's, feet, hands, legs, untill there is nothing but A torso: then we rip out there organs like sadistic monsters: then we draw out there blood slowly. I believe I'm becoming A torture master.

If the wizard casts A spell cut his hands off immediately or bound him with rope.

[gman8181]

They won't agree to be slaves and even if they do, they probably won't be serious.  I think it's better if we just kill all but one of them and keep that one as a slave.  Also if our host dies we might lose all our goblin followers.  Better to let our followers charge in and have some die while weakening the enemy before we step into combat ourselves.  Besides, its also arguably more evil.

[GreatWyrmGold]

They won't agree to be slaves and even if they do, they probably won't be serious.  I think it's better if we just kill all but one of them and keep that one as a slave.  Also if our host dies we might lose all our goblin followers.  Better to let our followers charge in and have some die while weakening the enemy before we step into combat ourselves.  Besides, its also arguably more evil.

+1

[Gotdamnmiracle]

They won't agree to be slaves and even if they do, they probably won't be serious.  I think it's better if we just kill all but one of them and keep that one as a slave.  Also if our host dies we might lose all our goblin followers.  Better to let our followers charge in and have some die while weakening the enemy before we step into combat ourselves.  Besides, its also arguably more evil.

+1

I like.

[RAM]

We would get Evil credibility if we personally slew what appears to be a competent cleric...

[wer6]

Slay THe clerk: If there is any wounded, unconscious people: Do the torture plan I said in the first post. And if anyone wants too change my plan A bit feel free. 

They won't agree to be slaves and even if they do, they probably won't be serious.  I think it's better if we just kill all but one of them and keep that one as a slave.  Also if our host dies we might lose all our goblin followers.  Better to let our followers charge in and have some die while weakening the enemy before we step into combat ourselves.  Besides, its also arguably more evil.

+1

Instead of killing we can knock them out with A big stick.

I like.

[RAM]

Lets Charge at em and  wound them: then we tell the goblins too stop: we then proceed too offer them A deal: "Become slaves of us or Spend  eternal pain of slowly being taken apart!, Painfully!" If they choose slave then we got ourselves A slave: if not we cut off all there  finger nail's, finger's, feet, hands, legs, untill there is nothing but A torso: then we rip out there organs like sadistic monsters: then we draw out there blood slowly. I believe I'm becoming A torture master.

If the wizard casts A spell cut his hands off immediately or bound him with rope.

Meh, that is more mutilation than torture. Better to just strap them to a wall so that they can't move and leave them there to watch the daily lives of goblins for a few months. Then maybe have a new goblin come along, befriend them, help them to attempt escape, just to turn around and have everyone laugh at them as they are strapped up again...
But torture is too much bother really, lets just follow our boss' example and make a meal of them...

[wer6]

Meh....Sure I guess

[Kitten Snot]

And so, the fight begins between four goblins and and the adventurers.
The knight storms forward first, making a somewhat clumsy slash towards the first goblin he can find.(his roll= 11)
Unfortunately for the goblin, it manages to connect. The goblin gets a nasty cut on his chest.(goblin's roll= 9) Two other goblins see that he is in trouble, though, and they rush towards the knight.
The drow appears, out of her sneak mode, and instantly slashes a goblin's head off and gives another a nasty cut on his arm,causing him to drop his little buckler..(roll= 20+2sneak attack=22)

At least she gets reprimanded for that by getting hit with an arrow, right in the back.(roll= 15+2 unaware target=17)
It hits hard, clearly puncturing something, the goblin she cut then hits her with his mace. That clearly hurt(roll=17)
What hurt a lot more, was the knight ramming his zweihänder in the goblin's shoulder. He finishes said goblin off with a kick, removing the goblin's arm entirely.
The drow then gets healed by the cleric. It heals her up a little, but she's clearly still in a lot of pain.

The goblin with the bow has an arrow in the bow ready, and is aiming for the intimidating knight with his heavy armor. Then he gets hit by the half-ling with the crossbow, who has been aiming the entire battle now.
It hits the poor guy right in the eye.
Maybe giving them some order would have been better.

There are two remaining goblins who stayed behind the barricade to defend you. As retarded as they are, you can't beat goblin loyalty to his war-lord.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Unknown
HP: 15/15
Fatigue:15/15
Host:: Goblin war-boss.
Abilities: Poisonous breath(banishes you from body). Summoning gentle-goblin attire(illusion).
Status:Enjoying an excellent host
Ways of doing damage: Enchanted sword: Does basic iron sword damage and gives minor shocks to deal mana damage. other ways, such as kicking or punching do the amount of damage you'd expect from a strong war-lord.

Spells:
Breathe self: makes you leave your body and silences magic casters, causes minor damage to normal units.

[Gentlefish]

Attack. Take the knight out first. Then the Drow. Then the halfling.