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[gman8181]

So are we going to try and leave this place similar to the last place we visited?

I guess we should start by possessing some cat person. The stoner thing gives me an idea. We should see about starting a black market for drugs in the city and use that to fuel a gang / cult here.

[Eotyrannus]

We are unable to topple their society, they're not dorfs.

[RAM]

alternatively, it might be easier, just drop one unique item of great practical value that cannot be shared or reproduced...

[Eotyrannus]

And then they won't be mad enough to begin slaughtering each other. And if they are, then they have working city guards.

[gman8181]

There's a reason I suggested we start by getting them addicted to drugs. We gotta wear down their mental stability over time.

[3man75]

wait we have to destroy this place?

[gman8181]

It's more of a hobby than a necessity... I mean if you've got a better way to spend the time, I'm all ears.

[3man75]

It's more of a hobby than a necessity... I mean if you've got a better way to spend the time, I'm all ears.

If you got the money hunny we could always find the...freindlier cat-girls of this settlement 

[Cain12]

Could not mindlessly destroy or harm the city our god sent us to for our quest.

Maybe play a prank on Seum, a few illusions, pretend we killed some people/destroyed the city or something.

Edit:Or just engage in some lower or constructive form of evil actions.

Could start passing that Mark of Carnifex around.

[Kitten Snot]

Welp this is boring. Time to mess with folk.
Trying to find the underground was not hard at all, seeing how it's clearly marked. It's government funded in this town, which makes no fucking sense. screw these cats, honestly. How are you ever going to figure out what's considered bad here!
Still, you don't see any actual stoners on the streets. So that's probably kept private? Who knows.
If you wanna get these purring assholes to get mentally unstable, mission accomplished, they basically are. Just not in the way that's useful to you, 'ain't that a bitch.

Prostitutes don't interest you, as you don't even have a penis. You're an angry ball of smoke condensed in a snake-man, so why would you reproduce that way, even.
You just sit down next to Seum again and conjure up some illusionary bodies nearby.
Then the agonizing waiting. GODS DAMN IT YOU HATE IT HERE.
With your most recent groan of irritation, Seum wakes up.

He pulls himself upright and quickly notices the bodies. He doesn't look shocked or angry, just kind of tired. He waves a hand in irritation
Remove the illusions, please.
H-how' you even! GAAAAAAAARH. THIS IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING TIME IN MY LIFE!
You're kinda petty, you know that?
If I want you dead I only need to wait a good fifty years.
Cute. Ae you allowed to be here?

A guard enters the room with an annoyed expression at your being here. He silently gestures you to get out. Specifically through the window.
He somehow seemed surprised when you actually did it. You smoke and reform on the street below.
Now what?

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Name:Odd Tourist
HP: 20/25
Fatigue:30/30
Status: Solid form
Currently using: steel-reinforced leather armor, steel bracers
Ways of doing damage: Poison Claws. Fangs. missile
Evil: 0/25
Bases: Underground complex inside city, tower, large temple.
Cult members: 68
Underlings :Goblin tribe. Basic workers(around 30? of them
Inventory: Artifact amulet, Sweeter protective clothing, 405 gold pieces, two firebombs

Party: Seum and you
Inventory: 567 gold pieces, basic weaponry, rapier,antique dragon-sword.
Way of travel: Portal to Seum or priestess, Undead horses.

Spells
Illusion
Vessel empowerment.
Rot missile

Passive abilities
Empowering presence
Necrotic air

Cult supplies
Weapons and armor, Hammer of the Avatar. Basic food supplies, 3900 coins. A werewolf, magical loot Seven dwarves.
Poisonous animals.
Trading:
Rotten fruits, Deathrot , goblin weaponry on occasions, cheap man-power

[Eotyrannus]

Change name to something better than 'Odd Tourist'.

[RAM]

 Breed mice, in 2 year's time they will overpopulate and eat all the crops! Oh, wait, that wouldn't work...
 We could steal their priceless treasures, but that would just mean more to carry, and they probably wouldn't care, assuming they even have such things.
 Ehhh, stuff it, lets just 'bless' random animals...

[3man75]

smoke pot?

[scrdest]

Just found this thread. I need to look at FG&RP more often.


Anyway, figured out the long-term idea on how to mess with the Chosen One: next time in combat, if there are innocents nearby, put an illusion of one of the enemies on one.

Of course that assumes Seum cannot tell ALL our illusions.

[Cain12]

Well we could find a cat person, possess him/her then take advantage to spread the mark (sort of pointless given how they already are) or just gain information. These people seem loose enough that contact wouldn't be hard once we look like one of them.

Or we could head for a market or shop to sell some stuff (that dragon sword) or buy something useful. (or pot)

Anyway, figured out the long-term idea on how to mess with the Chosen One: next time in combat, if there are innocents nearby, put an illusion of one of the enemies on one.

Of course that assumes Seum cannot tell ALL our illusions.

Not a bad idea,would probaly blame us more than himself though.

I think it is save to assume it was just this one that failed, maybe try more illusions on him so we can be sure.

You know boring and unevil as it is, we could ask him about his life and if we need to know anything that could be useful in a battle or other situations. He is unlikely to cooperate given our relationship though.