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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1155 on: December 12, 2013, 04:25:13 pm »

Use an illusion to lure/chase him into and empty cage.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1156 on: December 12, 2013, 05:11:06 pm »

Kill all the elves. All of them.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1157 on: December 12, 2013, 06:03:26 pm »

Guess we could go along with this for now, use our host for all he is worth, if we do kill the elves leave one alive, for interrogation purposes. He/she should know something about at least our current position, which is more than what we do currently.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1158 on: December 12, 2013, 10:25:04 pm »

Scowl at the elves and tell them that they idiotically got in the way of an entity sent by the death god to take the life of the local dwarven military commander. They should let us go unless they like the dwarves and want to envoke the death god's anger.

Then if they let us go, continue previous mission, possess military leader and then order an attack on the elf hideout.

Otherwise if they don't let us go, kill as many as possible and try to possess their leader.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1159 on: December 13, 2013, 10:28:54 am »

Scowl at the elves and tell them that they idiotically got in the way of an entity sent by the death god to take the life of the local dwarven military commander. They should let us go unless they like the dwarves and want to envoke the death god's anger.

Then if they let us go, continue previous mission, possess military leader and then order an attack on the elf hideout.

Otherwise if they don't let us go, kill as many as possible and try to possess their leader.
+1, empower our host if we start fighting? Or would it be better to fight as the host and empower if he starts losing (Edit:as in "he is going to die anyway" losing) so we have a chance to keep this host?
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1160 on: December 13, 2013, 10:31:22 am »

I'd wait until if we start losing. It seems a bit like a last resort due to how it weakens us a lot.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1161 on: December 13, 2013, 10:34:48 am »

Yeah fair enough, keep forgetting about how badly it affects us.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1162 on: December 19, 2013, 02:26:15 pm »

You snarl what you are at the elves, but they don't care overmuch about what some cranky dwarf is yelling. The three wolves go first.
The initial wolf goes down with a single swing, interrupting it's leap(your roll=17). The next one takes a chunk out of your arm(defence roll=6), though, and the last one leaps towards your neck, misses, and gets it's head stuck in the bars.(it's roll=1)
The spine of the remaining wolf is shattered(roll= 16), and the fail-wolf gets decapitated outright. The elves look disappointed, and send in the bats.
They go to the top of the cage, yawn, and go to sleep. The elves are awed with this bullshit, and open up all the cages at once, releasing a bear, a giant spider, and 5 zombies

The zombies go for the bear, leaving you with just the spider. It rushes to you, and just about cracks it's head on your dwarven armor(1). It moves around in a daze, and responds to your swing of the axe by losing 2 of his hairy limbs. (12)
It regains it's composture, and rushes you again. You get knocked over as it looms over you, fangs bared.
It bites you twice as you fumble around for an escape. The elves cheer as you kick the spider away and you feel its poison taking hold.
The spider shoots webbing, which does about as much as you'd think. It mildly annoys you as you power through. You respond to the webfitti by crushing the spider into paste.
That just leaves the bear and the zombies, both of which are pre-occupied with each-other. The zombies are losing quite badly, but the bear isn't looking good either.

One quick surprise decapitation on the bear, and you're left with just two zombies to kill. You get some speed going on the axe, and kill them both in one swing. You give a yell of triumph as the elves jeer and grab their bows.
The arrows entering you come as a bit of a surprise. You decide to return the favor by empowering your host.
It's sort of painful this time around, as the bones crack into place. The face turns to that of a plague doctor's mask, but a lot more organic. The dwarf stretches out, as the flesh falls off in clumps. You end up looking like somebody put a human and a equally sized bird together by taking the skin of the human and the skeletal structure of the bird.
You also crack off a growth on your arm, giving you a bone-scythe.
Then you realise you are still in a cage. Poop.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1163 on: December 19, 2013, 02:30:46 pm »

Yell that they have one more chance to let us out before we rip all their souls out and drag them back down to the underworld to consume for all eternity. Commence smashing cage to get out until they let us out or we get free. Slaughter em all.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1164 on: December 19, 2013, 04:18:40 pm »

Wield the bear. Try to bash an edge of the cage off of its moorings. If that fails, throw some of the sharper spider-bits at the elves, bed a hole through the side of the cage, dig under it, or start possessing elves. Also, scare the bats, a little cover wouldn't hurt...
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1165 on: December 19, 2013, 06:55:24 pm »

Yell that they have one more chance to let us out before we rip all their souls out and drag them back down to the underworld to consume for all eternity. Commence smashing cage to get out until they let us out or we get free. Slaughter em all.
+1, if it ends in slaughter maybe lets try to leave one alive, for a new body and interrogation, or we just try to possess a bat, could use a flying form anyway, since it would be faster than moving via gas form.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1166 on: December 19, 2013, 08:02:33 pm »

-1 for giving them any chances, more or otherwise.
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1167 on: December 19, 2013, 10:26:42 pm »

Time to slice and dice the bars! Slice and scream, catch both elves and bars in the cold embrace of your scythe! And if that doesn't work, then why don't you go use that bulky body?!
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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1168 on: December 23, 2013, 01:27:08 pm »

You screech out your warnings to the elves. Some elves scream and flee, but a few of them remain and fire more arrows. You bash your scythe against the cage, banding it slightly. Repeatedly you bash against it.
The hole grows as the last of the elves make a run for it, one of them even falls down and dies right there. The bats fall down dead as well. Tick tock seems to be working admirably.
Before you pull yourself through entirely, you decide to take off a bear arm for some reason to use it as a clawed club.
You finally pull yourself through the hole and chase after them, screeching along the way.

The elves fall, one by one. Clearly they weren't mean to fight anything without a cage inbetween. Pussies.
You finally corner them after about 10 minutes of chasing. They pretty much die from tick tock if your scythe doesn't reach them early enough. after all that however, you feel tired. This is not helped when you explode.
As in, you literally explode in some sort of black explosion, leaving you in gas form and extremely injured.
Ech. You weakly float back to the entrance, and find Seum patiently sitting there. Evidently, constant screams and screeching from otherworldly creatures are thing you need to take note of and not follow.

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Re: You are an evil entity (suggestion game)
« Reply #1169 on: December 23, 2013, 02:06:37 pm »

 This highlights the desperate need to adapt our gaseous form to be better suited for looting. Well, may as well ask Seum to do it, I am certain that picking the socks out of a pile of mangled corpses won't exacerbate their post-traumatic stress disorder...
 On the topic of less immediate problems, We should inform Seum that it was a trap, recommend zombie bear as an excellent source of protein, and float around commentating at Seum until we have recovered a bit. Walking around as a horse, or invading someone's mind, at 1 life, does not seem like a good idea, or do we still have the stable-boy stashed somewhere? We could try going back to the home-stead for a holiday, but abusing cargo portals sounds potentially traumatic...
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