Requisition personal Dungeon Level. Fortify against Sinister incursion/shenanigans.
MULTITASK: Send sincere apology letters the other Siblings and vow to only ship players in future.
(4+2=6) YOU GET CANDY CANE LEVEL
OH WELL
(5+2=7) NOW FULL OF HIGHLY LETHAL DEATHTRAPS
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE LOCATIONS OF
(5+2=7) THE APOLOGY LETTERS WORK
BUT YOU ARE NOW FEELING COMPELLED TO SHIP PLAYERS
Keep working on those giant candy canes of lasting satisfaction. And no more pushing people off the ship.
(6+1=7) YOU MAKE A MASSIVE CANDY CANE OF LASTING SATISFACTION THAT ALL OF YOUR CREW WANT
(1) NO
YOU HAVE DECIDED TO PUSH EVERYBODY WHO SPAWNS OFF THE SHIP
Respawn with impressive fanfare.
(3) YOU RESPAWN NORMALLY
(1) WHISPERLING FAILS TO NOTICE YOU SPAWNING(THANK GOODNESS)
I shall join the non-existent vikings and raid existence along with them. We shall plunder existence of their delicious "O"s!
(1) YOU ARE KILLED BY NON-EXISTENT VIKINGS
ROLL SIX
(5) YOUR NEXT ROLL WILL BE 6
Practice gaining dramatic fortitude skill/bonuses by refusing to die despite giant freaking hole in chest and severe electrocution. Manifest aura of determination in the process.
(1+3+1=5) YOU REFUSE TO DIE
YOU GAIN +1 TO DRAMATIC FORTITUDE
(4+1=5) YOU GAIN AN AURA OF DETERMINATION
GIVES +1 TO DRAMATIC FORTITUDE FOR YOUR NEARBY ALLIES
Make console not hate me and not evil, using the console.
Also, give me the ability to spawn in dungeon control consoles.
(5) YOU REPROGRAM THE CONSOLE TO NOT HATE YOU AND BE NOT EVIL
(NO) THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THE CONSOLE CAN DO
Soon the protagonist will be invincible! I need to pull out all the stops to deal with him!
(6+3=9) ORIC SUMMONS A SHOPKEEPER TO DEAL WITH PROTAGONIST
Hm. It seems somebody's threatening business. LAZOREYES.
(2+5=7) LAZOREYES
(6+3+1=10) BOUNCE OFF PROTAGONIST
(4+3+1=8) PROTAGONIST NO SUCCUMB WOUNDS
#!#: (2)
ANOTHER LIGHTNING BOLT STRIKES PROTAGONIST
(5+3+1=9) IS IGNORED
ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: IS AWESOME GUARDIAN(+2 TO ALL ROLLS), UNHURT, SEVENTH SINISTER SIBLING, HAS SUPERCOOL ANIME FACE, IGNORED BY OTHER SINISTER SIBLINGS, OWNS CANDY CANE LEVEL WITH DEATHTRAPS THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHEREABOUTS OF, COMPELLED TO SHIP PLAYERS
THEROS: IS ACCOUNTANT, UNHURT, CANNOT CAST FIST, CANNOT CAST TAXES, IS ARRESTED BY ORICOP, CANNOT CAST LAW, NEXT ROLL WILL BE 6
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS, HAS DUNGEON CONTROL CONSOLE THAT IS UNEMOTIONAL, MASTERED USE(IF OPERATIVE, AUTO FIVES TO USING IT)
CEROLLENSLENS: EXISTS, PROTAGONIST(+1 TO GETTING BONUSES, +4 TO AVOIDING DRAMATIC DEATHS, +1 TO DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE DANCING, DRAMATIC FORTITUDE AURA(+1 TO AVOIDING DRAMATIC DEATHS FOR ALLIES) HOLE IN CHEST, HATED BY ORIC)
RAM: DEAD(CAN ONLY RESPAWN)
WHISPERLING: HAS AR-CANE(+1 TO CANDY CANE MGIC, CAN USE CANDY CANE MAGIC, ABSORB'S ORIC'S AWESOME(-1 TO ATTCKING WHISPERLING)), IS ANYWHERE HE WANTS, HAS GIANT CANDY CANE DIMENSION-TRAVELING PIRATE SHIP ARMADA WITH CREWS, CREW WILL MUTINY WITHOUT LOOTS!, HAS CANDY CANE CUBE THAT IS ONLY SPAWN OR RESPAWN POINT, HAS GIANT CANDY CANE OF LASTING SATISFACTION WANTED BY ALL CREWMEMBERS, WANTS PUSH SPAWNERS OFF SHIP
WORMARMY: IS ON WHISPERLING'S FLAGSHIP
FREEFORMSCHOOLER: FOREVER BANNED FROM BEING DISGUISED AS OR ACTUALLY BEING SLOG OR SLOG VARIANTS, NONEXISTENT
SHOPKEEPER: INVINCIBLE(+ INFINITY TO RESIST DAMAGE), LAZOREYES(+5 TO LAZOREYES)
UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS), EGAN-ORIC SHIP FANFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WALL, LEVEL BELOW IS THE CANDY CANE LEVEL, NO MORE LETTER MAGIC, CHAOS VORTEX PORTAL THING(RANDOM STUFF HAPPENS EACH TURN)
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