Combo Oric's next action into a BRO-ATTACK.
According to status, I'm no longer incapable of shipping. If so, roll 1d6 and ship self with corresponding Sinister Sibling. While performing above action, because level bosses can multitask!
(3+2=5) YOU COMBO POWER WITH ORIC
+2 TO ORIC'S NEXT ATTACK
(4+2=6) YOU SHIP WITH ALL SINISTER SIBLINGS
THEY HATE YOU FOR IT
HATE YOU HATE HATE HATE YOU
UH OH
"Well, hello. I see you've found my... wait, still not sure exactly how I got a whole fleet."
Continue work on the respawn point. Hey, someone started here, so it looks like we're getting somewhere.
Also, make giant candy canes of lasting satisfaction to pay the crew. We've only got so many miscellaneous items around here.
(5+1=6) CUBE IS NOW THE ONLY SPAWN POINT AND/OR RESPAWN POINT
(2+1=3) YOU TIDE YOUR CREW OVER WITH NORMAL CANDY CANES
Repair console.
(6) YOU REBUILD CONSOLE
IT IS NOW SENTIENT AND EVIL AND HATES YOUR GUTS
Right, then! If Oric wants me dead, I need to acquire survival skills. Like being as dramatic as hell at everything I do in order to apply that bonus to not dying in dramatic situations. (Somehow, Bard has become the best class!)
Attempt to gain skill points/bonuses to Drama by training dramatic movement! Practice pirouetting out of the way of any incoming potential attacks at the very last second! While monologuing!
(4+1=5) YOU BECOME MORE SKILLED WITH DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE DANCING: +1 TO DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE DANCING.
Join crew; receive giant candy cane of lasting satisfaction.
(1) WHISPERLING PUSHES YOU OFF HIS SHIP
YOU DIE
BECOME LAWYER
(1) YOU ARE FOREVER BANNED FROM PRACTICING LAW
Tear hole in edge of reality and watch sanity leak out.
Tax casts.
(5) YOU MAKE HOLE IN REALITY
WILL CAUSE RANDOM EFFECT EACH TURN
(3) YOU CHARGE ONE EXTRA CENT FOR EACH CAST SOLD FROM YOU
BUT YOU OWN NO CASTS
participate in derail
spawn but disguised as metal slog
(1) YOU DO NOT SPAWN, AND ARE FOREVER BANNED FROM BEING DISGUISED AS OR ACTUALLY BEING SLOG OR ANY SLOG VARIANTS.
Oh boy. The protagonist really needs to die.
(2+3+2=7)
(1+3=4)
THERE IS NOW GIANT HOLE IN PROTAGONIST'S CHEST
(1+3=4) STILL HOLDING ONTO LIFE THOUGH
#!#: (2)
LIGHTNING BOLT HITS(PROTAGONIST).
(1+3=4) STILL HOLDING ONTO LIFE
ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: IS AWESOME GUARDIAN(+2 TO ALL ROLLS), UNHURT, SEVENTH SINISTER SIBLING, HAS SUPERCOOL ANIME FACE, HATED BY OTHER SINISTER SIBLINGS
THEROS: IS ACCOUNTANT, UNHURT, CANNOT CAST FIST, CANNOT CAST TAXES, IS ARRESTED BY ORICOP, CANNOT CAST LAW
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS, HAS DUNGEON CONTROL CONSOLE THAT IS HATRED INCARNATE, MASTERED USE(IF OPERATIVE, AUTO FIVES TO USING IT)
CEROLLENSLENS: EXISTS, PROTAGONIST(+1 TO GETTING BONUSES, +3 TO AVOIDING DRAMATIC DEATHS, +1 TO DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE DANCING, HOLE IN CHEST, HATED BY ORIC)
RAM: DEAD(CAN ONLY RESPAWN)
WHISPERLING: HAS AR-CANE(+1 TO CANDY CANE MGIC, CAN USE CANDY CANE MAGIC, ABSORB'S ORIC'S AWESOME(-1 TO ATTCKING WHISPERLING)), IS ANYWHERE HE WANTS, HAS GIANT CANDY CANE DIMENSION-TRAVELING PIRATE SHIP ARMADA WITH CREWS, CREW WILL MUTINY WITHOUT LOOTS!, HAS CANDY CANE CUBE THAT IS ONLY SPAWN OR RESPAWN POINT.
WORMARMY: IS DEAD(CAN ONLY RESPAWN)
FREEFORMSCHOOLER: FOREVER BANNED FROM BEING DISGUISED AS OR ACTUALLY BEING SLOG OR SLOG VARIANTS, NONEXISTENT
UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS), EGAN-ORIC SHIP FANFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WALL, LEVEL BELOW IS THE CANDY CANE LEVEL, NO MORE LETTER MAGIC, CHAOS VORTEX PORTAL THING(RANDOM STUFF HAPPENS EACH TURN)
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