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Total Members Voted: 50

[Egan_BW]

Console commands aren't cheating.

suuure

[TheBiggerFish]

Console commands aren't cheating.

suuure

Well they aren't.

[Egan_BW]

Console commands aren't cheating.

suuure

Well they aren't.

riiiiight

[TheBiggerFish]

Console commands aren't cheating.

suuure

Well they aren't.

riiiiight

I'm glad you're agreeing with me.

[Egan_BW]

Console commands aren't cheating.

suuure

Well they aren't.

riiiiight

I'm glad you're agreeing with me.

sure i am

[FallacyofUrist]

BUT THIS IS NO VIDJA GAME
NO CONSOLE
BECAUSE NO SUCH THING

Respawn, and take on the might of the Ar-Cane once again. Then build a new dungeon level in old me's memory. Made completely of candy canes, obviously.

(4) YOU EXIST AGAIN BUT YOU TIRED(-1 TO NEXT ROLL)
YOU GRAB THE AR-CANE

(6+1-1=6) YOU MAKE DUNGEON LEVEL BELOW
MADE ENTIRELY OF CANDY CANE MATERIAL
YOU ENTER NEW DUNGEON LEVEL

Wake up, dumbnuts.
Wake up and- smelllll the ashessss.

(2) NO

The blasted candy cane mage respawned! Maybe if I destroy his Ar-Cane, he'll stay dead! BOOM!

(5+3-1=7) ORIC MAKES AWESOME LASER
(6) WHICH WOULD HAVE WORKED IF IT HIT

THE WHISPERLING ESCAPED INTO CANDY CANE LEVEL
BUT HIT HIS HEAD
(3) MADE HIM DIZZY(-1 TO MAGIC NEXT TURN)

ORIC: AWESOME(+3 TO ALL ROLLS HE MAKES), UNHURT
EGAN: UNCONCIOUS(CAN DO NO ACTION BUT WAKE UP), CANNOT SHIP OR BE SHIPPED
THEROS: IS ACCOUNTANT, UNHURT, CANNOT CAST FIST
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS
CAROLLENSLENS: EXISTS
RAM: EXISTS
WHISPERLING: HAS AR-CANE(+1 TO CANDY CANE MAGIC, CAN USE CANDY CANE MAGIC, ABSORB'S ORIC'S AWESOME(-1 TO ATTACKING WHISPERLING), DIZZY(-1 TO MAGIC NEXT TURN)

UNIVERSE: CHEATING GONE(NO MORE CHEATS), EGAN-ORIC SHIPPING FANFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WALL, LEVEL BELOW IS THE CANDY CANE LEVEL

WHAT DO?

[Egan_BW]

FUCKING ASHES. SMELL THEM.

[RAM]

Move all (letter before "B")s from this turn to the next turn.

[Egan_BW]

Define the letter before B to be B itself, because we are counting the alphabet starting at B, and also ending at B.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Recite contents of fanfic... IN RHYME.

That's right. You know who I'm reading my Egan/Oric shipfic to. Let's get the attention of beings who we probably shouldn't using the least-appropriate form of media possible.

[Whisperling]

Safe: Twiddle thumbs.
Not safe: Get away from Oric.

[TheBiggerFish]

But

i have the console, bro.

[FallacyofUrist]

FUCKING SHES. SMELL THEM.

(5) YOU SMELL SHES
YOU WKE UP
YY YOU

Define the letter before B to be B itself, becuse we re counting the lphbet strting t B, nd lso ending t B.

(2) YOU RE NOT THE OXFORD DICTIONRY OR THE ENGLISH LNGUGE
NO, MTE

Move all (letter before "B")s from this turn to the next turn.

(6) YOU VPORIZE THE LETTER BEFORE B
IT NO LONGER EXISTS

UH OH
YOU GIVE ME HEDCHE

Recite contents of fnfic... IN RHYME.

Tht's right. You know who I'm reading my Egn/Oric shipfic to. Let's get the ttention of beings who we probbly shouldn't using the lest-pproprite form of medi possible.

(4) YOU RECITE FNFIC(NOT VERY WELL)
ORIC IGNORES IT
LUCKY YOU

Sfe: Twiddle thumbs.
Not sfe: Get wy from Oric.

(6) YOU NOW IN MINECRFT WORLD
FR FR WY FROM ORIC
HE NO GET YOU NOW

But

i hve the console, bro.

(5) TRUE
YOU HVE DUNGEON CONSOLE
CONTROLS THINGS
DOESN'T LET YOU CHET THOUGH

ORIC: WESOME(+3 TO LL ROLLS HE MKES), UNHURT
EGN: EXISTS
THEROS: IS CCOUNTNT, UNHURT, CNNOT CST FIST
THEBIGGERFISH: EXISTS
CEROLLENSLENS: EXISTS
RM: EXISTS
WHISPERLING: HAS R-CNE(+1 TO CNDY CNE MGIC, CAN USE CNDY CNE MGIC, BSORB'S ORIC'S WESOME(-1 TO TTCKING WHISPERLING)), IS IN MINECRFT

UNIVERSE: CHETING GONE(NO MORE CHETS), EGN-ORIC SHIPPING FNFIC WRITTEN ON DUNGEON WLL, LEVEL BELOW IS THE CNDY CNE LEVEL

WHT DO?

[RanDomino]

Define the letter before B to be B itself, because we are counting the alphabet starting at B, and also ending at B.

I have fanfic'd this:

Bbb Bbbbbb bb Bbbb bbb Bbbbbbb: Bbbbbb
Bbbbb bbbbb bbbbb bbb bbbb, bbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbb bbbb, bbb bb bbbbbbb bbbbbb bbbbbbbbbb bb bbbbbb bb bbbbbb bbbbb bbbbbb. Bb bbbb bb bbbbb bbbbbb, bbbb bbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbb bbbbbbb bbbb bb bbbbbbb bb bb bbbbbbb bbbbbbbbb. Bbbb bbbb bbbbb bbbbb bb bbbbbbbbbbbbb bb bbbbbbbbb bbbbb bbbb bbbbbb bbbbbb bb bbbbbb bbbbb bbbbbbbb. Bbbbbbbbb bbbb bbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbb bbb bbbbbbbb, bbbb bb bbbbb bbb bbbbbbb bbbbbbbb bbbbbb bbbb bb bbb bbbbbbb.

[TheBiggerFish]

Fix the missing letter issue.

Again, console commands aren't cheating, so enabling cheats isn't cheating.