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[Egan_BW]

A WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!  Also a High Energy Pellet shooter.

Aperture Science Hard-Light Defense Makers

The one, the only, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Magic healing nanobots.

+1, but Replace the nanobots with a vial of repulsion gel, and our class name is Science Facilitator.

[TheBiggerFish]

A WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!  Also a High Energy Pellet shooter.

Aperture Science Hard-Light Defense Makers

The one, the only, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Magic healing nanobots.

+1, but Replace the nanobots with a vial of repulsion gel, and our class name is Science Facilitator.

Edit:Make it the gel gun, actually.

[Egan_BW]

((We sure do have a lot of guns. Planning to triple-wield? ))

[TheBiggerFish]

((Nah, the HEPS is mounted UNDER the arm.))

[Egan_BW]

((And I guess the gel gun is mounted underbarrel on the ASHPD?))

[TheBiggerFish]

((Nah, off-hand.))

[ShadowHammer]

A WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!  Also a High Energy Pellet shooter.

Aperture Science Hard-Light Defense Makers

The one, the only, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Magic healing nanobots.

+1, but Replace the nanobots with a vial of repulsion gel, and our class name is Science Facilitator.

Edit:Make it the gel gun, actually.

+1, although the armour could be a gun too. Say, a shoulder-mounted defensive laser?

[TheBiggerFish]

Good grief no, Aperture Science doesn't make those.  Maybe a shoulder-mounted missile turret?

[RAM]

Your name is: While generally referred to as "Aaargh! That Insidiously Styled Hair Is Decapitating Us All!" you prefer to go by "Atishidua".

Class Name: Many-tailed Murderess
Weapon: Ornamental hair-blades. Not that you would admit to wearing them all the time, that would be dangerous...
Armor: Thick Corded armour woven from your own indomitable locks. Quite sturdy by its own merits, and susceptible to enhancement by your own abilities.
Accessory: Your mystic hair-ties have always been positive charms, one was supposed to promote stability and the other: health.
Flask: An unlimited container of hair-spray has served you well for all your making-things-rigid needs.

[Lenglon]

Your name is: While generally referred to as "Aaargh! That Insidiously Styled Hair Is Decapitating Us All!" you prefer to go by "Atishidua".

Class Name: Many-tailed Murderess
Weapon: Ornamental hair-blades. Not that you would admit to wearing them all the time, that would be dangerous...
Armor: Thick Corded armour woven from your own indomitable locks. Quite sturdy by its own merits, and susceptible to enhancement by your own abilities.
Accessory: Your mystic hair-ties have always been positive charms, one was supposed to promote stability and the other: health.
Flask: An unlimited container of hair-spray has served you well for all your making-things-rigid needs.

+1

[FallacyofUrist]

Class Name: Dakka Master
Weapon: Dual Explosive Ammo Firing Miniguns.
Armor: Donkrieg Battle Armor MRK. III: A suit of steel armor reinforced with diamond in places. It also has a number of machine guns loaded into it at places, which can be deployed with the push of a button. And a grenade launcher in the left arm.
Accessory: Grenade Wig. Your wig is full of a variety of grenades for use with your grenade launcher.
Flask: Molotov Cocktail.

[Elephant Parade]

Class Name: Crowd Controller
Armour: Riot Gear
Accessory: Name Tag
Flask: Molotov Cocktail

[IronyOwl]

I HAD TO REPLAY PORTAL BECAUSE OF YOU JACKASSES DITZY MURDER AI INCOMING

A WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!  Also a High Energy Pellet shooter.

Aperture Science Hard-Light Defense Makers

The one, the only, Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Magic healing nanobots.

+1, but Replace the nanobots with a vial of repulsion gel, and our class name is Science Facilitator.

Edit:Make it the gel gun, actually.

+1, although the armour could be a gun too. Say, a shoulder-mounted defensive laser?

Good grief no, Aperture Science doesn't make those.  Maybe a shoulder-mounted missile turret?

Your name is: While generally referred to as "Aaargh! That Insidiously Styled Hair Is Decapitating Us All!" you prefer to go by "Atishidua".

Class Name: Many-tailed Murderess
Weapon: Ornamental hair-blades. Not that you would admit to wearing them all the time, that would be dangerous...
Armor: Thick Corded armour woven from your own indomitable locks. Quite sturdy by its own merits, and susceptible to enhancement by your own abilities.
Accessory: Your mystic hair-ties have always been positive charms, one was supposed to promote stability and the other: health.
Flask: An unlimited container of hair-spray has served you well for all your making-things-rigid needs.

+1

Class Name: Dakka Master
Weapon: Dual Explosive Ammo Firing Miniguns.
Armor: Donkrieg Battle Armor MRK. III: A suit of steel armor reinforced with diamond in places. It also has a number of machine guns loaded into it at places, which can be deployed with the push of a button. And a grenade launcher in the left arm.
Accessory: Grenade Wig. Your wig is full of a variety of grenades for use with your grenade launcher.
Flask: Molotov Cocktail.

Class Name: Crowd Controller
Armour: Riot Gear
Accessory: Name Tag
Flask: Molotov Cocktail

Ah yes, you are Pile O Guns, the-

Haha no.

Your Name is Kephri.
Your Class Name is Ethereal Weave, because of your transcendent, nuanced control over your surroundings.
Your Weapon is Quivering Chord, an energy gun that can make its targets easier to damage.
Your Armor is Shimmering Deep, a flexible scale dress that can occasionally redirect attacks.
Your Accessory is Sura's Kiss, a beautiful pearl given to you by... that's not important.
Your Flask is... not something to worry about either!
Your Class Skill is Ether Weave, which heals your dumbass allies when they KILL.

SPEAKING OF WHICH


"So! Who here knows how combat works?"

It's time to clear your head.

[RAM]

*points at wonderful and helpful fairy friend.*
"Ask my friend here! I am certain that they will regale you with all that you could wish to know!"
Note to self: Review ethical implications of wilfully subjecting others to... helpful advice...

[TherosPherae]

Buff Man: Demonstrate knowledge of combat on nearby chunk of ground.