WATCHING RWBY COULDN'T POSSIBLY MAKE THINGS ANY BETTER OR WORSEI assume the clock is ticking for how long I have before you just straight up murder me?
Bef-hahahhah no.
Ensconce a blue fairy.
Also, go back in time 1 turn, then pick up my past self and throw him down the cavern, who'll go back in time one turn himself, so I can get a clear view of whatever's down there.
Alri- hahahahahaha no. You jump down the mystery hole like everyone else.
Befriend? I think?
I ask my fairy to explain what is going on. With my mouth.
"Magical fairy, what's going on?""You're invading our home and enslaving us.""I mean in general.""I was a very tiny beet farmer before the giants came, wouldn't you know better than I would?""You'd think so, but no.""What are you even doing here?""Enslaving fairies, apparently?""I mean in general.""No idea whatsoever, I was hoping you'd know."You spend the remainder of the plummet in awkward silence.
FIND MUSCULAR FAIRY
BEFRIEND
REQUEST HEALS
MUSCULAR FAIRY EXPLAINS LACK OF PROPER EQUIPMENT
WILL REQUIRE HEAVY INVESTMENTS TO MAKE HEALING
Befriend/Possess Fairy, gaining a temporary (And enlarged) mortal shell and empowering the both of us.
Now I am The Strongest. ⑨
[6]vs[3] It doesn't eat your soul. Boooooooo.
DEVOUR DA FAIRY.
Befriend the fairy. Use fists of fury to protect FallacyofUrist's fairy.
[4]vs[5] Prettiest Pugilist valiantly attempts to prevent the vile necromancer from eating the fairy.
She fails. Maybe you won't air this episode so often.
Eat fairy, then LOOT. Which is to say, grab the stuff off of all the corpses. Nothing like plundering your annoying companions deceased allies.
Seconded. Gonna get me somethin' that can heal me.
All of their gear seems infuriatingly soulbound. Curses.
>OHDMGM!!!OO!!!:Equip own corpse, offer hants to those seeking healing items.
>Befriend weird fairy
You graciously offer everyone else your hants, but they're as soulbound as the corpseloot. Ain't no getting that wonderful healing item off yourself.
Corpse Pile also beats you to equipping your own shattered husk. You almost try to stop her, but you guess that's kind of her thing and it does look pretty stylish.
BLOODIED HACKER
Velvet/Red
4HP 2MP
Yoink a fairy and craft it into a suitably gory battleaxe
You reagent up a fairy but are a bit behind the others. Guess that comes with showing up for the rewards after all the work has been done?
Collide with fairy #3's liver cell DNA, increasing its risk of cancer by .02%
This experiment continues to be weird.
You've all got good feelings about what comes next!
End of Chapter 0: DelugeWhat is your
name?