NOTHING WAS LEARNED>OM:Ghostify into OVERKILL HYPERDEATH DOOMY MAGIC GHOST MAGICIAN!!! OF OVERKILLIDEATHDOOM!!!
-infinity HP, infinity MP
Colors: Octarine, transparent, and *buzzing crackling noises*
>OHDMGMOO:KILL THE SNAILS. ALL THE SNAILS.
WHY NOT
You laser the shit out of [6] targets. So everyone except [7] yourself. Under different circumstances that might be a wise move.
Buff Man (TherosPherae): [3]vs[6] Buff Man reflects the lasers with her manly pecs.
Angry Boot (ShadowHammer): [3]vs[5] Angry Boot dodges the lasers on her way to punch out the wall.
Giant Fireball (WormArmy): [2]vs[6+1] Giant Fireball dodges your really just rude lasers. What kind of person risks damaging an ally, really?
Prettiest Pugilist (Elephant): [4]vs[1] Prettiest Pugilist can't quite block in time, and is lasered. Lose 1 HP.
Unearthly Specter (Derm): [5]vs[Nothing!] Derm takes 1 damage, but is already at maximum minimum unhealth.
Bug: [3]vs[6] The lasers fail to pierce the bug's hard shell.
Upper Snail: [1]vs[4] Your laser fails to damage the upper snail's burst corpse.
Lower Snail: [5]vs[4] Your laser does manage to char up the lower snail corpse's shell! Huzzah!
All told, you injure Prettiest Pugilist and char a corpse. Success!
Oh right, and you'll keep doing this for [4] rounds. FUN TIMES AHEAD!
Punch the unseen front wall.
[5]vs[5] The front wall is also pretty sturdy.
I will be a Resilient Necromancer!
Wow it's kind of convenient for you but these people do NOT have this situation under control.
Ponder why my creative interpretations do not trigger Ethereal Cacophony.
Good question! You strongly suspect somebody upstairs completely missed the reference and forgot to check your sheet to notice your skill is music-based. Oops.
Lost and Confused
Hp: 2/3/3/2
Mp: 1/0/0/1
I don't know how to interpret this and it's haunting me.
Anyway, you stumble in here and, just, you really have no idea what's going on.
NO.
Weep fiery tears because I accidentally incinerated Overkill Magician, from whose rainbow fireball I was born.
[6]vs[5] It's a tough sell, but everyone is impressed by your show of genuine regret.
Raging roundhouse the wall! Yaaaaa!
Then die. Gg no re, 0 HP OP.
[1+4]vs[5] Well, you were hoping to have an impact as part of your DEATH SPEECH, but APPARENTLY STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY IS MORE IMPORTANT!
You die.
I channel my EPIC REVIVAL SCENE into using RIGHTEOUS SMITE! on the middle bug's dignity and claim it as a familiar/mount/cute-talking-animal-companion/sentient-item-of-apparel/whatever...!...
Obviously this action will end the battle thus retroactively justifying the epic revival scene "at" the end of the battle...
Bold move.
[4+2]vs[1] Suffice to say the bug is surprised. But is it impressed?
[5]vs[2] It is! Which is good, because if that hadn't worked your entire resurrection and purpose would have been a lie. Instead you get a shiny hat! Friend. Mount. Whatever.
Dodge past these boring bugs and get at the loot behind.
[1+2][3+2][6+2]vs[4][4][6] Curses! You'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Upper Snail!
Oh incidentally, then it's their turn.
[2][6][1+3]vs[6-2][2-2][3-2] You dodge that meddling Upper Snail, but the lower one bashes you. The bug latched onto your torso, digging its claws into your ribcage.
You take 2 damage. The bug has a hold on you.
Unearthly Specter (Derm)
Transparent/Transparent
-6/-6 HP
12/12 MP
-
Spectral Wand: 1d6, -1d6 Damage
Tattered Shroud: Nothing!
Ethereal Cacophony: [1MP] 1d6, -1d6 Damage for everyone!
Blood Stabber (Egan_BW)
Red/Red
3/5 HP
1/1 MP
-
Bloody Spear: 1d6+2 Damage [+1 Damage, -1 Defense]
Bloody Hauberk: 1d6-2 Defense [+1 Damage, -1 Defense]
Crimson Flow: [1MP] Only useable against targets at 1 HP, [1d6+2]x3 Damage.
Prettiest Pugilist (Elephant)
Pink/Red
1/6 HP
0/0 MP
-
Rosepetal Gauntlets: 1d6 Damage [Both Weapon and Armor]
Rosepetal Gauntlets: 1d6 Defense [Allows nonArmor Item in Armor Slot]
Red Victory Headband: On death, recover all HP and Headband dissolves
Pretty Power Punch Attack: [1HP] 2d6 Damage to yourself and target.
Resilient Necromancer (FallacyofUrist)
Black/White
3/3 HP
3/3 MP
-
Bone Staff: 1d6 Damage, Heal 1 HP on kill
Ribcage Dress: 1d6 Damage, Heal 1 HP on kill
Spectral Redshirt: [1 MP] Enchant target with 1 HP shield.
Lost and Confused (Lenglon)
Orange/Blue
(2/2):(3/3):(3/3):(2/2) HP
(1/1):(0/0):(0/0):(1/1) MP
-
Flickering Gauntlets: 1d6 Damage, Cycle on dealing damage
Flickering Robes: 1d6 Defense, Cycle on taking damage
Halcyon: [1 MP] Cycle to and unleash an effect based on selected Cycle
Chosen One (RAM)
YellowPurpleGreenGarish
2/2 HP
3/4 MP
-
Chosen Sword: 1d6 Damage, +1 HP on kill
Righteous Smite: [1MP] 2d6 Damage, you take 1 damage if the attack fails.
OHDMGHOO (TheBiggerFish)
Octarine/Transparent/Crackling
-?/-? HP
0/? MP
-
Ghastly Stuffed Walrus: [1d6]x3 Damage, autocast PREL on kill
Spectral Pants-Hats: 1d6 Defense, recover all HP on recovering all MP
PERFECTLY REASONABLE EYE LASERS: [All MP]: 1d6 Damage to 1d6 random targets for the next 1d6 rounds, recover all MP on kill
Buff Man (TherosPherae)
Pink/Pink
2/6 HP
0/0 MP
-
MANLY FISTS: 1d6 Damage, +1 per 2 points of HP missing
MANLY PECTORALS: 1d6 Defense, +1HP on taking 2 or more damage from one attack action
BUTTERFLY SUPLEX: [1HP] 2d6 Damage, -2 for each HP the target is missing.
Unearthly Hypnotist (Whisperling)
Blue/White
0/2 HP
4/4 MP
-
Mesmerizing Wand: 1d6 Damage, on kill target attacks target of your choice before dying
Swirling Garb: 1d6 Defense, +2 if at 1 HP
OOPS: [1MP] 1d6+3 Damage, on hit target attacks target of your choice instead of taking damage
Giant Fireball (WormArmy)
Rainbow/Rainbow
3/6 HP
0/0 MP
-
Maniac's Wand: 1d6 Damage to self and up to two enemies.
Maniac's Cloak: 1d6 Defense, +1 per 2 HP missing
ULTRA: [1HP] 2d6 Damage to everything. Yes, everything.
Explosive Decompression (Lenglon)
Purple/Black
-1/1 HP
1/5 MP
-
Eldritch Hand Cannon: 1d6 Damage, +1 MP on kill
Lamenter's Raiment: 1d6 Defense, on death deal 3d6 Damage to everyone
Cosmic Burst: [2MP] [1d6]x3 Damage, +1 MP on kill
Angry Boot (ShadowHammer)
Pink/Black
-2/0 HP
5/6 MP
-
Furious Boots: [1d6-1]x2 Damage
Leather Getup: 1d6 Defense, on death receive free final action
Raging Roundhouse: [1MP] 2d6 Damage
Overkill Magician (TheBiggerFish)
Octarine/Black
-1/1 HP
0/5 MP
-
Steel Spiked Beatstick: [1d6]x2 Damage, +1MP per point of damage on kill
Sickening Robes: 0 Defense, double weapon Damage
Utmost Incantation of Cruel Crimson Murder: [All MP] [1d6+(MP Spent)]x(MP Spent) Damage