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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3950781 times)

Dermonster

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22635 on: May 30, 2016, 10:49:06 pm »

Our class name is Unearthly Specter and we actually have negative 6 HP and 12 MP's.

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This is okay because ghosts live backwards.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2016, 11:10:28 pm by Dermonster »
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22636 on: May 30, 2016, 10:49:33 pm »

Blood Stabber, Red, 5HP 1MP.

Get on with it, need more stabbings.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22637 on: May 30, 2016, 10:49:45 pm »

Overkill Magician

Octarine & Black

1 HP, 5 MP
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22638 on: May 30, 2016, 10:52:35 pm »

Angry Boot
Pink and black
6 MP, 0 HP
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22639 on: May 30, 2016, 10:54:36 pm »

>Overkill Magician:Equip Angry Boot.
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Lenglon

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22640 on: May 30, 2016, 10:59:32 pm »

Explosive Decompression
Purple and Black
1 HP, 5 MP
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22641 on: May 30, 2016, 11:05:43 pm »

Prettiest Pugilist
Pink & Red
6 HP, 0 MP
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22642 on: May 30, 2016, 11:13:20 pm »

Buff Man
Pink
6 HP 0 MP
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22643 on: May 30, 2016, 11:14:34 pm »

Unearthly Hypnotist
Blue and White
2 HP, 4 MP
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22644 on: May 31, 2016, 03:32:45 am »

ULTRACANON

Our class name is Unearthly Specter and we actually have negative 6 HP and 12 MP's.

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This is okay because ghosts live backwards.
You're a DEAD MAN but this is an Official™ Warrens™ Update™ so I have to accept your shenanigans now and then murder you for them later.

Angry Boot
Pink and black
6 MP, 0 HP

HOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO END


Wow that is a big pile.

>Overkill Magician:Equip Angry Boot.
You can't just-
0 HP
You equip Angry Boot, who looks like she's about to fall over never to rise again with the next stiff breeze anyway.

Anyway, a dangerous dungeon lies ahead, so the important thing to do now is sit through a long tutorial to figure out this obscure and probably unforgiving combat system

IF YOU'RE A NERD

So onwards it is. You'll figure things out when people other than you inevitably make mistakes that cost them dearly. Poor bitches, not getting to see your inevitably and unscathed rise.


Nothing screams Big Girl Levels like an 8v3 against bugs. One of these these things' moves better be labelled Kali-Ma.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22645 on: May 31, 2016, 04:09:53 am »

BUFF MAN: BUTTERFLY SUPLEX A GODDAMN SNAIL
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22646 on: May 31, 2016, 04:30:33 am »

>OM: UTMOST INCANTATION OF CRUEL CRIMSON MURDER (3).

AT ALL THE ENEMIES AT ONCE.
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Lenglon

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22647 on: May 31, 2016, 07:18:04 am »

Explosive Decompression: If an enemy remains: Cosmic burst on a random enemy. If not, no action is necessary.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2016, 09:20:23 am by Lenglon »
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22648 on: May 31, 2016, 07:54:09 am »

STAB THEM IN THE BLOOD. STAB THE BLOOD OUT OF THEIR BLOOD. BLOOD! STAB!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: groans of increasing discomfort
« Reply #22649 on: May 31, 2016, 09:17:33 am »

PRETTIEST PUGILIST: RAINBOW ROUNDHOUSE

edit: wait, we have actual skills? That sounds nea—

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Pretty Power Punch Attack: [1HP] 2d6 Damage to yourself and target.

uh

you know that this has a >50% chance to kill someone with 6 HP, right

right?

Stick with Rainbow Roundhouse. Better a nonexistent skill than a suicidal one!

edit 2 - reading comprehension: the sequel: even with defence, PPPP is a terrible skill; it has a ~1/3 chance to cause the user's painful death
« Last Edit: May 31, 2016, 11:33:19 pm by Elephant Parade »
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