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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Furtuka]

plant self into ground with only your hair poking out. trick the turnips into believing you are one of their own.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Take turnips to Dark Cathedral. Fuse them.

[RanDomino]

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I can't believe this game is three years old! This is one of those times I wish I never stopped being a shut-in forum game GM so I could make some big, fancy Thank You For Three Years image with hand puppets of the whole crew. Ultimately it's all thanks to everyone here that TWoOtA has made it through thick and thin. I still don't know why it took off the way it did, and as I read back, there's so many other directions this story could have gone. I'm just really happy it's where it is now, even if we're in the longest lull of updates as of yet.

Be turnips

[RAM]

Smile, smile a lot.
Fade to black.
Return to scene with a bubbling cauldron with chucks floating on the top and a few bits and pieces of the turnip-folk occasionally scattered across the terrain.
Reveal that you are cradling a catatonically traumatised Turnip-chan in your arms.
Comment that you will adopt this one while promising to make for it a nice hearty dinner...

[TherosPherae]

Smile, smile a lot.
Fade to black.
Return to scene with a bubbling cauldron with chucks floating on the top and a few bits and pieces of the turnip-folk occasionally scattered across the terrain.
Reveal that you are cradling a catatonically traumatised Turnip-chan in your arms.
Comment that you will adopt this one while promising to make for it a nice hearty dinner...

the fuck, man, don't feed the turnip baby his own family, that's messed up

[RAM]

But how else can we produce G.M. tears? There must be a way!

[Andres]

Smile, smile a lot.
Fade to black.
Return to scene with a bubbling cauldron with chucks floating on the top and a few bits and pieces of the turnip-folk occasionally scattered across the terrain.
Reveal that you are cradling a catatonically traumatised Turnip-chan in your arms.
Comment that you will adopt this one while promising to make for it a nice hearty dinner...

Seems suitably dwarfy. +1

[freeformschooler]

But how else can we produce G.M. tears? There must be a way!

where did you think these aqueous-themed currencies come from

valuable, crystallized player tears, of course

oric doesn't even care what kind, he just wants more of them

oric wants to kill the target to increase GDP

of course this is all part of oric's plan to slowly inflate the warrens currencies to uselessness so as to kill the shopkeepers (immune to all damage except from poverty)

gm tears are a non-circulating reserve currency safely guarded behind 10 bonus bosses on DL9

you prayed it was an update, but it was only a shitpost. you just grew the economy

[RAM]

Go to DL9

[Egan_BW]

But how else can we produce G.M. tears? There must be a way!

where did you think these aqueous-themed currencies come from

valuable, crystallized player tears, of course

oric doesn't even care what kind, he just wants more of them

oric wants to kill the target to increase GDP

of course this is all part of oric's plan to slowly inflate the warrens currencies to uselessness so as to kill the shopkeepers (immune to all damage except from poverty)

gm tears are a non-circulating reserve currency safely guarded behind 10 bonus bosses on DL9

you prayed it was an update, but it was only a shitpost. you just grew the economy

reposting as theorycraft
i win

[IronyOwl]

shit of course

why didn't I think of that

the answers is always fiscal responsibility

[TheBiggerFish]

Smile, smile a lot.
Fade to black.
Return to scene with a bubbling cauldron with chucks floating on the top and a few bits and pieces of the turnip-folk occasionally scattered across the terrain.
Reveal that you are cradling a catatonically traumatised Turnip-chan in your arms.
Comment that you will adopt this one while promising to make for it a nice hearty dinner...

the fuck, man, don't feed the turnip baby his own family, that's messed up

Agreed, don't do that.  Geez.  Just...Adopt the baby turnip after a catastrophic meteor accident or something.  Don't go psychotic.

[RAM]

Eggo is not psychotic? Well there goes my headcanon...
*wark(high), wark(medium), wark(low)* *splosh*

[FallacyofUrist]

I just now realized...
Ring of Persuasion: 4 River Dollars(courtesy of Oric).
Level Up Potion: 1 River Dollar(courtesy of the River Watcher).

End result: Incredibleness.

[Elephant Parade]

I just now realized...
Ring of Persuasion: 4 River Dollars(courtesy of Oric).
Level Up Potion: 1 River Dollar(courtesy of the River Watcher).

End result: Incredibleness.

Do we really want to give Oric +5 persuasion? I don't think we do.