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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Egan_BW]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

[Ama]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

+1

[TherosPherae]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

+1

Oh why the hell not, +1

[Chris the OK]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

+1

Oh why the hell not, +1

-1. T-T-T-Total Party Kill stopper!!!

Given the warnings we've had, I don't want so much as to wink seductively at it while it's asleep.

As an aside, if you do want a plan that involves getting cosy with the boss, one thing that could prove fruitful would be to combine Slog with that Outer Sucker Essence, and have him infiltrate the nest. Also, everyone loves stealth missions, and it would give us an actual use for the blorbly blighter.

My suggestion is still to bugger off the hell out of here.

[heydude6]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

+1

Oh why the hell not, +1

-1. T-T-T-Total Party Kill stopper!!!

-1 to seduction

[Egan_BW]

you just hate fun dont you

[Andres]

team-seduce the boss

We can all agree that this is the only real option. +1

+1

Oh why the hell not, +1

-1. T-T-T-Total Party Kill stopper!!!

-1 to seduction

-1 to seduction

Bloodshape a puppet that we can control with blood strings. Lure out our enemies and ambush them for BIG BONUS DMG.

[hops]

Guys I was joking anyways.

I think we should focus on somehow allowing Goombess line of sight to the boss, so that she can tattle on it and give us an idea what we are up against.

How about... we bloodshape an outer sucker costume and get Goombess to wear it?

Alternatively...

Open the door, tattle, run like hell

[Empiricist]

Maybe we're getting too greedy. Are we okay with getting some of the fabulous, fabulous loot?

Because if we are, then go to the nearest shopkeeper. Tell them that if they assist us on our little business venture they're get a slice of the enormous profits. Then, if they agree, carry their Buy Pad with them still standing on top of it like a Capitalist Ark of the Covenant and attack the foes with the aid of their mighty laser eyes.

[IronyOwl]

Maybe we're getting too greedy. Are we okay with getting some of the fabulous, fabulous loot?

Because if we are, then go to the nearest shopkeeper. Tell them that if they assist us on our little business venture they're get a slice of the enormous profits. Then, if they agree, carry their Buy Pad with them still standing on top of it like a Capitalist Ark of the Covenant and attack the foes with the aid of their mighty laser eyes.

Yeah no.

The shopkeeper quickly loots the entire room in contravention of your deal! You remind him of this fact. He suggests you pray he does not alter the deal further.

[freeformschooler]

fUNK theres no time torun tWOoat everythings so.........BUSY

yuo are now EGGO. yuore standing outside yuor bossroom CONVENTIENTlyundrawn int his panel wondering what the FUNK is takign everyones so long

[hops]

engage spirit duel wirh self

[Egan_BW]

engage spirit duel wirh self

Lennyface

[FallacyofUrist]

Tell us what your Soul Star does.

[Solymr]

gotta go fast